The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

Surprised Trump hasn't proposed the long term solution of just nuking PR.

What weather gods do you need to get down with to get a storm directed straight at mar a lago?

lol If a storm hit his house he'd immediately executive order himself 92 billion in aid.

It is amazing that I can be at 51% with Zogby when the Fake & Corrupt News is almost 100% against me. Great job Mr. President!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2019

congrats on your 51% Zogby rating Mr. President!!

How's he doing with Zagat?

hey Nancy why can't we impeach this guy again

New WaPo: "He also has told worried subordinates that he will pardon them of any potential wrongdoing should they have to break laws to get the barriers built quickly” https://t.co/33vUHXEMOK

— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) August 28, 2019

Reagan's cumming in his grave

Asked for comment, a White House official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said the president is joking when he makes such statements about pardons.

Lol. Good one.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pardon?

Pardon who?

PARDON YOU!!

the worst episode of matlock ever

Reagan's cumming in his grave

reagan in the bardo

Not just high crimes and misdemeanours but crimes against humanity.
Hope people can form an orderly line when they're vying to be first up against the wall come the revolution.
Or is that 2nd, seems like one obvious person wilfully doing things and numerous others bending over backwards to capitulate.
& is McConnell as bad or worse than t.

Just heard on last night's Chris Hayes that Trump's trade war BS is meaning that China is looking for alternative markets for products which include Brazil. So is that a contributory factor to the fires in the Amazon. Or would that market for Brazil have been there anyway.

Hayes or his guest also said that once China has moved over to the alternative market it is very unlikely to switch back.
Could see taht as an opportunity to switch over to more environmentally friendly crops or produce but not very likely.

The 'I was just joking, gawww!' defense is the time-honored hallmark of an irredeemable asshole.

The President is joking when he implies that newborn refugee babies will die in cages but also it will happen.

How's he doing with Zagat?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 27, 2019 6:51 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

This “stable genius” tucked away on Pennsylvania Ave will make you “want to murder him in his sleep" and appeals to guests by a combination of "graft, intimidation, flattery, and race-baiting." Morning visitors can catch this "subliterate" "disgusting bag of shit" with "the moral compass of Leopold II" and "obvious and serious mental problems" prone on his tannning bed, "just pretty much constantly and unconvincingly lying" through his "anus-like mouth."

https://coxrare.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/untitled137.jpg?w=1200&h=627&crop=1

Just watched @FoxNews heavily promoting the Democrats through their DNC Communications Director, spewing out whatever she wanted with zero pushback by anchor, @SandraSmithFox. Terrible considering that Fox couldn’t even land a debate, the Dems give them NOTHING! @CNN & @MSNBC....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

....are all in for the Open Border Socialists (or beyond). Fox hires “give Hillary the questions” @donnabrazile, Juan Williams and low ratings Shep Smith. HOPELESS & CLUELESS! They should go all the way LEFT and I will still find a way to Win - That’s what I do, Win. Too Bad!....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

god there is such a fucking canyon between the hardnosed strongman his supporters think he is and how incredibly whiny and desperate to be victimized he is in real life

....I don’t want to Win for myself, I only want to Win for the people. The New @FoxNews is letting millions of GREAT people down! We have to start looking for a new News Outlet. Fox isn’t working for us anymore!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

lmaooo he's gonna go all in on OANN or whatever the fuck that internet bootlicker network is

Didn't expect this turn against Fox tbh, tactical tho it may be.

That’s what I do, Win. Too Bad!

trump otm

is he bringing it all back around to Trump TV?

yes now known as https://www.oann.com/

Chudnik

"That’s what I do, Win."

Who talks like this

Chuck Norris after a stroke?

"You've got shitty shoes on, you shitty shoed bastard"

dj khaled xxp

onan.com u say

I'm not going to even post his most recent tweet this morning about TS Dorian and Puerto Rico.

lol he makes it seem like even the storms have it out for him. FAke TroPicAL StorM!

Let me guess: is it the kind of pointlessly provocative statement that if uttered by any other human being would lead to them being understandably beaten in the street?

"Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) said Wednesday that he will resign at the end of 2019, citing health problems."

I was about to post! Good news.

what do you know

This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell. https://t.co/Kphs5dPA70

— Jason Hickel (@jasonhickel) August 28, 2019

Blackstone owns my company. Ugh.

it's ok, bono sort of owns my company

whadda world

i wonder who trump's favorite evil company friend is, blackwater or blackstone

holy shit karl is larry mullen jr?!

"Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) said Wednesday that he will resign at the end of 2019, citing health problems."

get that seat, Stacey

*plays driving 16th note pattern on hi-hats*

Statement from my spokesman: pic.twitter.com/0smIAb5ptA

— Stacey Abrams (@staceyabrams) August 28, 2019

I wonder to what extent some retiring republicans are thinking 'hey, the SC is ours for the foreseeable future, maybe I don't need to be quite as personally involved in powerfucking my country.'

:(

xp

https://www.trumpcareiud.com/

the level of voter suppression in GA next year is gonna be INSANE

Weird that from Abrams to O'Rourke, they think they can make a bigger impact anywhere but in the Senate. Maybe they're right! But if we get a Dem president and the Senate stays red, lotta good that will do us.

I think Abram's calculations are different from O'Rourke

I know they are all working with different maths and strategies, but ... snagging the senate seems pretty key to, well, the survival of this country.

dumb to speculate about this, but it does seem like Abrams has no interest in running in an election, unlike Beto