star wars 9 grim resignation thread

I mean that's just a nothing post, what I mean is The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie and I don't see why it needs a sequel, not any loose ends really

also a fair point

https://i.imgur.com/vS6ObQb.gif

lol

my first thought at that kite festival shot in the trailer, when the little puff of smoke/firework/whatever goes off was that it reminded me of those cool colorful smoke flares in mad max fury road. followed immediately by the thought: "why in fuck have they not gotten george miller to do one of the stupid side movies"

seems like he'd say no

Miller spent two years on someone else's IP (the Justice League movie including Toecutter / Immortan Joe actor Hugh Keays-Byrne as J'onn J'onnz) only to have it axed days before shooting began.

He has spent three of the four years since Fury Road fighting Warner Brothers to pay him for making Fury Road, with the intention of signing a deal to make another three Mad Maxes if they agree to abide by the contract for the last one.

Dude is 74, and I hope he has not given 13 seconds thought to taking a few years out & directing Alden Ehrenreich in Solo 2 for Disney.

happy feet 2 takes place between rogue one and new hope iirc

however, the first happy feet takes place in the maze runner universe, confusingly

I assume Miller was one of the 300 directors who passed on "Return of the Jedi." Well, three or four, but still.

I'm hoping for another Babe sequel

John Carter 2-27

well sure yeah theres a million reasons for him not to do it, still, fun to fantasize abt a dumb bounty hunter movie made by a director with actual skills at imaginative world building

True story: Jedi and Sith orders were started in the same building by some really talented people with good intentions. Original miniseries order extended to 3 full seasons. Light-nunchucks are involved

Paul Reiser guest stars

This is the greatest tumblr post I have ever seen. I want this to happen.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ED5jkPxWsAALa0Q?format=jpg&name=900x900

It's his kid, Joey Palpatine

imagining him still going "ahhhhhhhhhh!" as he falls for decades

"if only there was a way we could fly with the Force!"

He used the lightning from his fingers to form a Faraday Cushion.

it’s like poetry, it rhymes

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*splat*

The Fall of Palpatine

I was talking to a friend recently about how before The Force Awakens, the character and plot material in trailers/interviews made it relatively clear what we were in for, what kind of things would happen, where we'd end up by the movie's end. While not without faults, The Last Jedi kind of blew that out of the water and I'm just wanting to be shown something new and completely unexpected. It's freeing!

Yea that's exactly where I am out. Zero expectations for what might occur

*at

I'm going to laugh my ass off if I see a goddamn Ewok, that's my stance

I don't plan to watch this movie but if I hear there are Ewoks I'll be tempted

love those guys!

How about "an absolutely adorable new character: Babu Frik"

even Ewoks won't make me watch a JJ movie

wait I saw his impossible mission a few weeks ago but I forgot it already

Simon Pegg works in an office and...... I'm out

They made a movie of the Commodore 64 game?

They made an Eliza movie

You rang?

Final trailer tonight, tickets on sale tonight, there's this for now:

New trailer tease promo for Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker ! #StarWars #TheRiseOfSkywalker pic.twitter.com/syZHH7PsZm

— Zcure1 (@Zcure1) October 21, 2019

And to quote our own Eliza D:

Hey, everyone, the Ghost from #Rebels is in the new #StarWars #TheRiseOfSkywalker trailer. (via https://t.co/AT4sWiF8vZ) pic.twitter.com/Bf105uSxjG

— JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING BUT TRANS (@Liz_UNfair) October 21, 2019

I was only half-joking the other day when I declared that now that my last planned vacation of the year has ended, I can devote myself to being hyped for Star Wars

xp And someone else pointed out that that appears to be the Colossus from Resistance behind it.

Eliza, should I try checking out Resistance again? It seemed aimed at a younger audience than Rebels, which I enjoyed a lot, when I tried a few episodes.

IMO it took about 4 episodes to get good, and then it got really good. It's definitely pitched a bit younger but the storytelling is pretty solid and it's not afraid to explore more adult themes, too.

noted!

I thought TFA was pretty much fine, and TLJ was very good, and I am certain that JJ will make me angry with this one.

so in the first act, they visit a desert planet to find the galaxy's greatest pod racer

I'm hopefully not going to go see this b/c I don't have the energy to be made angry by star wars

https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-first-big-cameo-of-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-1839232886

Also spotted in this epic shot are Nebulons, Brah’atoks, U-Wings, Lucrehulks, MC75s, Nebulon Bs, Sphyrna-Classes (aka the Hammerhead Cruiser from Knights of the Old Republic), what looks like a Baleen-class heavy freighter (the ship Han Solo and Chewie have in The Force Awakens), a Defender Class Corvette, maybe even a YT-2400 light freighter, Lancer-class pursuit craft, a MG-100 StarFortress SF-17, a Vakbeor-class cargo frigate, a Free Virgillia-class Bunkerbuster, and many, many more. All of which are real things on Wookieepedia if you want to check.

So hop to.

oh jeezus tickets for a fuckin December movie

it's a maaaadhouse

Are lucrehulks what the thinly disguised jewish stereotype aliens fly?

Different stereotype I thought but

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Lucrehulk-class_battleship

Anyway, AMC theaters already have their digital lines going so you might want to consider that...

Alamo also on sale now. Basically, get on it.

I'm pretty sure everyone will be able to find a cinema showing this once it opens, at a time that's convenient to them