I don't blame Root, none of these cunts can bat, he'll likely get replaced but what can you do
― dada issues (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 August 2019 15:26 (six years ago)
well they can show the fight Root & Denly are doing. No stupid shots and throwing away wickets. Build partnerships, bat a long time. And it needs to be more than 1 partnership. When one of these get out then start over and build another one. We dont want 2 quick wickets that so often lead to another 5 for only 20 runs. Make the Aussies get you out with beauties dont give wickets away.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:01 (six years ago)
and if Butler & Bairstow chuck their wickets away drop them like they surely will drop Roy.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:03 (six years ago)
Foakes deserves a chance
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:04 (six years ago)
thank fuck for DRS.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:38 (six years ago)
Is this the point where they build up our hopes then well you know
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:07 (six years ago)
Well Played Root & Denly though. That's the fight every batsmen should be showing.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:08 (six years ago)
I'll go fucking nuts if they collapse tomorrow
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:16 (six years ago)
My prediction looking pretty good so far, if I was a betting man I'd have put money on it.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:19 (six years ago)
This is an incredible innings from Stokes.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:48 (six years ago)
Astonishing.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:54 (six years ago)
He has gone full Carlos Brathwaite.
Jesus fuck
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:57 (six years ago)
Leach has to survive two from cummings
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:05 (six years ago)
Lyon is the only one who looks like he can take a wicket.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:09 (six years ago)
Six, two to win!!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:10 (six years ago)
omg
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:10 (six years ago)
jesus fucking wept, whatever performance enhancing drugs they are on...
― calzino, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (six years ago)
hahahahahahahahaha
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (six years ago)
Oh my lord wtf
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (six years ago)
Unbelievable
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:12 (six years ago)
scenes
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:12 (six years ago)
Leach has got to face this over
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:13 (six years ago)
And lol that was lbw
A single
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:16 (six years ago)
Tied!
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:16 (six years ago)
Four!!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:17 (six years ago)
I should probably take back everything I've said about them the last two and a half days
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:18 (six years ago)
yeessssssssssssssss
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:18 (six years ago)
amazing Ben Stokes for a knighthood!
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:19 (six years ago)
Well now
― imago, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:20 (six years ago)
That lbw was for Warne and McGrath ever existing
Looks like I picked the wrong day not to listen to the cricket.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:37 (six years ago)
same (but millennium tbrr)
― mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:40 (six years ago)
This is even more impressive than Botham in '81, right?
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (six years ago)
hope so, hate that dude
― mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (six years ago)
Stokes is hardly Prince Charming either tbh.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:44 (six years ago)
I retrospectively realise I have always believed this https://t.co/5z0fMX9RZi— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) August 25, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:46 (six years ago)
anyone comedown yet
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:54 (six years ago)
even better than the World Cup final!
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (six years ago)
if we do win the Ashes I might agree
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (six years ago)
I wonder what the Australian public just waking up will think after expecting to have retained the Ashes?
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:21 (six years ago)
The players have been really magnanimous though. They accepted the LBW wrong call and admitted it was their own fault for wasting that review but I wonder how the press will accept it.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:23 (six years ago)
this was pretty good but of course they still can't resist the temptation to mention that Stokes was born in NZ https://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/we-can-all-die-happy-now-cricket-doesn-t-get-any-better-than-this-20190826-p52knk.html
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:25 (six years ago)
Like the way everyone here just applauded how great Smith's been (comparing to Bradman) I think they will just stand back and admit it's one of he greatest innings ever.
Shame its not on council telly for everyone to watch
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:42 (six years ago)
This must be the highest successful run chase ever for a team bowled out under 100. How on earth did England win after being bowled out for 67? It just doesn't happen. It only happens for other teams against England. Never happens for us. We better not to back to old habits though. Surely the players know they need to just grind out the runs and dont give up their wickets cheaply. Dont make me shout at them again!
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 22:02 (six years ago)
Just checking if that really happened yesterday
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Monday, 26 August 2019 11:23 (six years ago)
just ask Glenn
The most remarkable of finishes, as seen in the TMS box.Thank you so much for being there with us.#bbccricket #Ashes pic.twitter.com/qTG16XC79Z— Test Match Special (@bbctms) August 25, 2019
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 August 2019 11:54 (six years ago)
bees.
just ask Glenn🐦[The most remarkable of finishes, as seen in the TMS box.Thank you so much for being there with us.#bbccricket🕸 #Ashes🕸 pic.twitter.com/qTG16XC79Z🕸— Test Match Special (@bbctms) August 25, 2019🕸]🐦
― Fizzles, Monday, 26 August 2019 12:38 (six years ago)
rogue bees.