I dare you to anticipate Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Phillips's JOKER (now with something that may or may not be a SPOILER)

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The specific formulation described would flatter the sensibilities of the kind of incel chuds who feel that the weight of the world compels them to shoot up movie theaters and schools.

Simon H., Saturday, 24 August 2019 06:19 (six years ago)

the honkler meme has been going for a while now so i’m kinda amazed we’re not already inundated with joaquin-faced honklers

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 24 August 2019 09:19 (six years ago)

jokestrap

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 August 2019 10:28 (six years ago)

Très Pupkin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=144&v=zAGVQLHvwOY

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 16:41 (six years ago)

Whoops - here's the right link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAGVQLHvwOY

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 16:58 (six years ago)

just... why

― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 13:30 (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:00 (six years ago)

I've had a sudden brilliant brainstorm: thinking of existing movies that, with no alterations except the digital superimposition of Joker makeup onto the face of a/the main character, would make for Joker movies I'd rather see.

First candidate: Heidecker in The Comedy

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:12 (six years ago)

a serious man

devvvine, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

Yeah I'm in the tank for this dumbass piece of shit

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:16 (six years ago)

- Peter Travers

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:16 (six years ago)

Yeah this still looks to be handsomely shot reactionary garbage

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:17 (six years ago)

Zoolander
Mandy
Gran Torino
The Hitcher
Lethal Weapon
...

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:18 (six years ago)

Kids

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:20 (six years ago)

this looks quite a bit better than I was expecting.

akm, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

enchanted

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

^ while I’d watch a version with Sevigny in the makeup, it would 100% work with Casper being Jokerised

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

xposts

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

no, xpost denied, you said it its done

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

playing the NYFF as a Special Event!

hard pass

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:49 (six years ago)

Joker gets friendzoned

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:54 (six years ago)

Hoping the De Niro character is actually Rupert Pupkin 39 years later, a Leno who has lost touch with his roots.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

Whereas I'm hoping this is a stealth sequel to Dirty Grandpa.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:09 (six years ago)

Jokey Brown

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:15 (six years ago)

Analyze Bat(man)

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:15 (six years ago)

Mean Streets (of Gotham City, Where Batmans and Jokers Live)

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:19 (six years ago)

Taxi Adam Driver

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

The Wolf of LOL Street

omar little, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:29 (six years ago)

GoodFellols

omar little, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:30 (six years ago)

I remain somewhat cautiously optimistic that this will maybe be not horrible

omar little, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:32 (six years ago)

Your position requires more qualifiers before I can cosign.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

It will be the better of this season’s stupid clown blockbusters at least

YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

I am at least reasonably certain that It won't glorify an incel terrorist

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:37 (six years ago)

It will probably be fine

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:38 (six years ago)

this will be shit

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:38 (six years ago)

Oh I think they’ll both be shit but this looks like it might not be boring. I’m contractually obliged to see it tho and I won’t see this

YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:48 (six years ago)

it will be bad because ive decided something aboit politics

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:07 (six years ago)

Wait by it do you mean it or the joker

YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:09 (six years ago)

Third base!

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:11 (six years ago)

Also when you typed aboit did you mean to type about or was that a contraction of about it and if the latter by about it did you mean about it or about joker

YouGov to see it (wins), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:15 (six years ago)

im trolling u

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:50 (six years ago)

See, society is already deteriorating thanks to this movie's twisted influence

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:51 (six years ago)

listen if online idiots start wearing clown masks instead of V for Vendetta masks because of this movie I think that's at worst a neutral impact

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:53 (six years ago)

trying to come up with the number for what i would need to be paid to see this. i can tell you it's solidly in the triple digits.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:03 (six years ago)

Oh, this is beyond "you'd have to pay me to watch it" - this goes all the way to "If you speak positively about this, I will never listen to your opinions about culture again for as long as either of us lives."

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:10 (six years ago)

Hyperbole thread is attaway

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:44 (six years ago)

I will watch taxi joker when it arrives on hbo. It looks entertaining.

ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 August 2019 01:08 (six years ago)

I'll watch the Maron / DeNiro scene when it arrives on youtube

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 29 August 2019 04:25 (six years ago)

Seems Joker robs a bank and spends the next 90 minutes trying to find the Brooklyn Queens Expressway [SPOILER].

— Michael Sicinski (@msicism) August 29, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 31 August 2019 13:49 (six years ago)

Screened at Telluride, so reviews are on the way...

... (Eazy), Saturday, 31 August 2019 15:33 (six years ago)


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