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Ha ha. Look at Parkview. Losers.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 September 2003 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Answer your phones motherfuckers! I ain't about to dr----hey look, the Simpsons are on!

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 September 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm really sick of my internet service going off for hours at a time, particularly since I don't even have a working modem anymore, and so can't shrug and run a line down the hall and log on through the school's dial-up. The cable company has not been enthusiastic about sending anyone out, since it keeps coming back, but is supposedly doing so tomorrow "between eight and six."

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 14 September 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

when you visit you will get your own "representative of the cosmodrome" as an escort.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 14 September 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mmparis.com/cosmodrome.jpg

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 September 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.trekearth.com/images/photos/156/p3094658_b.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 14 September 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.trekearth.com/images/photos/1035/roti_john.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 14 September 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

bored. somebody fire up a chat. there must be enough drunks home from the bar by now.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 September 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

yep. i'm here

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Sunday, 14 September 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

get home & get online get home & get online get home & get online get home & get online get home & get online get home & get online get home & get online get home & get online get home & get online get home & get online...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking about this guy:

http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Middle_East/Israel/photo5981.htm

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 September 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

PEOPLE SUCK DICKS

except my old friends from college. they rule.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Sunday, 14 September 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

tired, should go to bed. gettin cold, legs starting to hurt, know i will wake up sick tomorrow. oh well i can deal.....hey i'm going to england in 2 days!!! is it cold there? will i need to wear long underpants?

― duane, Sunday, 14 September 2003 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

It's in the mid 20's and sunny here in London. It's totally depressing.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 14 September 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

though, at night it's a little cold.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 14 September 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ok thanks!

― duane, Sunday, 14 September 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"exploited at maesai chiengrai thailand by thampthimkuna's ice manufactory"

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 September 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

oh god my head

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 14 September 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Time your drinks. You should know your approximate tolerance level for alcohol. Set a maximum number of drinks for the evening, and once you reach it drink only water. Many people use the one drink per hour guideline, but everyone has different tolerance levels based on weight, height and other factors.
Always drink water between alcoholic beverages.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 September 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*pleas to God to erase the sum total of what amounted to Friday and Saturday* And in other thoughts... it would've been so cool to have had someone slap me before I put into words the thoughts I had put down the last time I posted here. God, especially [name withheld]. She totally made SO much sense, there, and I should've listened to her before being a stupid bitch. *kicks self*

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

If you henva't seen this yet, you mihgt find it inertesntig.

(Whoops, crosspost with Dee. Not actually directed at anyone; the generic, ilxish 'you.')

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

actually it has to do with visual memory, symbol imagery and pattern recognition, that's why you can read the text. If you had dyslexia, or a visual processing disorder you couldn't, at least not without some remediation

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit, that's cool, Tep. That's why I never notice people's typos and wonder wtf they're talking about when they go correcting themselves.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 15 September 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

atomic enchilada

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha best band evah

beer dancing hurting need water and sleep

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I did drink water, just not enough. Plus, migraine. Ever captain a 6 year old's birthday party with a migraine?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ouch!
I hope tep's cat is ok.
I wish I could be at home today, I have an urge to clean & I know it wont last!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I forgot to update on that! Gretchen is more or less back to herself; she keeps whining for canned food, which is rare, but she's getting up on the cabinets again. Pepper is being very reclusive, but seems fine; she's the Teppish one of the two, so that's the norm for her.

As for me, I'm up too late and haven't gotten enough done, but if I can stay awake some more, that'll change.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course, half the reason I'm up so late is because the internet is working and I'm always off my mark when I write without a net; you never know when you may need to look up titles of nobility or brand names of guns and whatnot. I'm shit at putting in the brackets and filling in the info later.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Good to hear tep!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f556/f55610cy174.jpg + http://members.cruzio.com/~seaweb/corbin/images/calvin.jpg = http://www.dutyfree.ca/product_images/003173080887.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so very happy cos we have got the house we wanted & we should (!!) be moved in within 2 months! yay!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

the only thing that can save me on this monday morn would be that i had some ghetto booty to funk with.

but, alas, no funking will happen today.

http://www.guitarcenter.com/interview/bootsycollins/bootsycollins2.jpg
"Aaahh--all the better to funk you with, my dear."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit, god damn, get off your ass & jam!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3307/clintondropsdabomb.gif

Go Mr. Wiggles!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Kingfish is my new hero!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/etc/16235107.html

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I could live there, it's by the water it's beautiful there are two cities.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

MIRANDA WENT BACK TO STEVE WTF!

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF indeed!?

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

aiiiie, I don't get HBO until ... whenever they receive my payment so I can add to my service. Was that the last ep of this half of the season? Did anyone see Carnivale?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

she only likes him cuz he fixed her tivo

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

HOLY SHIT! Kevin Shields is being interviewed on NPR right now!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a giant ilx crush!!!!!!!!

i was happy about miranda and steve. watched carnivale, didn't love.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.historical.waseca.mn.us/images/gsmonkey.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Reprise:

ANSWER THE PHONE MOTHERFUCKER! I swear to god, if I have to come over there and kick your ass, I will. I'm in the mood, and I'm wearing asskickin shoes! FUCK. ANSWER THE PHONE. Pick it up. I know you're there ANSWER IT. Jesus fuck. Okay, I'm NOT wearing asskicking shoes, but by christ, I could bludgeon you with these fucking heels. OH MY GOD, ANSWER THE GODDAMNED PHONE, YOU MUPPET FUCKER!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Palms sweat, vision blurs, and pulse pounds. That tom you've been
dueling every morning for a week just gobbled so close you can smell
what he ate for breakfast"

It's only *really* ironically funny if you can envision the picture
of the guy in full ninja camo flattening himself against a tree and
sighting through a camoflage rifle.

"...it could mean the difference between a turkey dinner and a tv
dinner" (Outdoor Life, 88).

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU MUPPET FUCKER!

anybody have that animated gif of kermit going to town on a stuff animal?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I love yelling muppet fucker at people because they look so confused.

Then they laugh.

I have another one I save for driving that makes ME laugh, but not as many other people. In fact, some of them look quite offended.

WhatEVAH.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

dare we ask what that other one is?

does it involve copulatin', too?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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