The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

lol

I think that's just his ass, though

well here's hoping for the worst anyway

Let's be clear, having that ass would be the worst

in multiple ways

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I think that's just his ass, though

you forget how gorgeously plump, curvy and not-square his real ass is

https://pics.me.me/cher-cher-trump-has-mammoth-ass-and-visible-panty-line-pic-twitter-com-51942716.png

+1 to me for having images off

For sure that image is indeed a turnoff.

Here's a less horrifying but still alarming one:

When WDRB Louisville reporter Lawrence Smith asked Trump yesterday how he can appeal to urban voters in the city, Trump said with a smile, "Well, I used to bat with a Louisville Slugger. No bat like it." pic.twitter.com/Iyp1DLbSin

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 22, 2019

beat on the brat

I see he retains his sparkling command of English.

I think that's just his ass, though

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, August 22, 2019 4:54 PM bookmarkflaglink

Next month thread title

"Just his ass," as if it's not worry enough.

Butt Problems

I'm coming around to the idea that he's going to refuse to debate the Democratic nominee. He'll just tweet 20 times a day from like April to November.

― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, August 22, 2019 3:38 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Entirely possible. He will, of course, feel compelled to whip up some lie about how he was soooo insulted by something the other candidate did or said so he can wallpaper over the cowardly decision he will have already made to keep his toilet seat warm all night rather than underscore his dumbfuckery on live tv.

he got fucking trounced in 2016 Prez debates, plus looked like a demented stalker in one. guess what, it didn't matter.

Spoiler warning, sheesh.

he's going to be on TV

always

every day until all of us die

Jewish support for the Dems really is a mystery.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/hamedaleaziz/justice-department-immigration-judges-white-nationalist?ref=bfnsplash

Gee, the DOJ is creating a hostile workplace for immigration judges? They certainly should bring their discrimination complaint to and seek anti-discrimination enforcement from, uh, hmm, I guess, the DOJ?

If I worked in the White House, I would advise Trump to tweet about the Popeye’s chicken sandwich then make a big show about going to get one and then host a three-way Chick-fil-a/Wendy’s/Popeye’s chicken sandwich taste-off.

He’d be at 55% in two weeks.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) August 22, 2019

it is pretty mind-boggling that he's so psychologically hamstrung by his lack of executive function that he can't even do this kind of shit, which would be easy and would no doubt juice his popularity for all it was worth

That DOJ story is fucking disturbing. What the hell is going on?

I went by a Popeye's twice tonight, an hour apart, and both times the drive-thru line was trailing out into the street and blocking traffic! Beat *those* numbers, Trump, you stupid asshole.

Let's be clear, having that ass would be the worst

Trump talking about his favorite Bible verse is absolutely the best comedy on the planet. You could spend your life trying to find a funnier bit and you’d die a failure. pic.twitter.com/C2XBltunkD

— Huccession: Season 2 (@TylerHuckabee) August 22, 2019

"Probably.... equal."

I love the long pause.

To be fair, the Bible is the favorite book of virtually everyone who has never actually read a book.

One of the things I find most appalling about his marks is that they got taken by a con man who puts zero effort into swindling people or pretending to give a shit. I'm surprised he's aware that the Bible is a book.

i'd love to ask him why is there even an old and new testament ?

'Well...the Old Testament was just too old, you know? So we needed a new one. So that's why we have a New Testament. Why we didn't get rid of the Old Testament when we made the new one, I don't know. But it's still a good testament. Both testaments, good testaments. Everybody always says I love a good testament and it's true, it's true.'

'My ESL teacher says I'm making great strides, that it almost seems as if I understand the native tongue I've been using for seventy years.'

i knew you'd come through

Is that the Wu Tang Clan logo on the table?

lol yeah that's a sticker on the guys tablet

I want to see him ponder all sorts of book questions he can't answer.

"So, what is your favorite part of Moby Dick?"

"Oh, I'd say ... I like it all equally."

"What are your thoughts on 'The Grand Inquisitor' in 'The Brothers Karamazov'?"

"That's very personal."

"Could you quote some Shakespeare?"

"Yes, but not right now."

"To be, or not to be--Sad!"

'Can you quote three consecutive words from the Bible?'
'No, no, they're all...they're all such great words, I don't want to single any out.'
'Or even just name one person featured in the Bible?'
'That's private, something very private and personal...I don't like to talk about it. And they're all fantastic characters, but naming them is, I feel, very disrespectful. And wrong.'
'Would you mind taking this book and just mime for us real quick what it looks like when a person reads? Like the process of a normal, literate human being scanning pages and progressing through a bound volume of printed matter.'
'No, I wouldn't be comfortable doing that, it wouldn't be fair to all of the other objects that I use in my everyday life as a functional person whose brain absolutely isn't a charred and belching ruin.'

https://i.imgur.com/ePH7WfR.jpg

Isn’t that clip from 2015?

I swear he struggled with almost the same question back then, on camera. Or did he (shocker, I know) learn absolutely nothing over the past 4 years

idk how chotiner keeps getting people to talk to him, but

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/a-penn-law-professor-wants-to-make-america-white-again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PX2SicPw1A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFruUe4CEQ0
"i have great relationship with god"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMr4hMoZX0w
all three of these are utterly indiscernible from parody

idk how chotiner keeps getting people to talk to him, but

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/a-penn-law-professor-wants-to-make-america-white-again

― mookieproof, Friday, August 23, 2019

After finishing it, I wanted to go to bed and forget it's a gorgeous Friday.

alfred, i dunno how you feel about frazier, but i thought this piece was helpful anodyne with its message of "thus have these assholes ever been"
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/08/26/when-w-e-b-du-bois-made-a-laughingstock-of-a-white-supremacist

I know, I know, but this string is particularly tear-stained, foot-stompy and glorious...

Our Country has lost, stupidly, Trillions of Dollars with China over many years. They have stolen our Intellectual Property at a rate of Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year, & they want to continue. I won’t let that happen! We don’t need China and, frankly, would be far....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2019

....better off without them. The vast amounts of money made and stolen by China from the United States, year after year, for decades, will and must STOP. Our great American companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2019

....your companies HOME and making your products in the USA. I will be responding to China’s Tariffs this afternoon. This is a GREAT opportunity for the United States. Also, I am ordering all carriers, including Fed Ex, Amazon, UPS and the Post Office, to SEARCH FOR & REFUSE,....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2019

....all deliveries of Fentanyl from China (or anywhere else!). Fentanyl kills 100,000 Americans a year. President Xi said this would stop - it didn’t. Our Economy, because of our gains in the last 2 1/2 years, is MUCH larger than that of China. We will keep it that way!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2019

"i'm ordering these private companies to do what i say"

so many choice parts in that Chotiner piece, i particularly liked the ending:

This doorman in New York recognized me the other day, and he said, “How you doing?” And, “I hope you have a long life.” But he said to me, “I’m very disappointed about what happened to you, because I thought, when Trump was elected, we could say whatever we wanted.” And I said, “Well, obviously we can never say whatever we want. That’s called civilization.” But I was very interested in that. He said, “We are totally scripted for what we can say and what we can’t say, regardless of what reality presents to us.” This guy was a person of color. I don’t know where he was from.

He just recognized you because he knew about your academic work?

No, he knew about my whatever has been about me in the news, I guess. It’s amazing how often that happens.

I don’t doubt it.

And people say revealing things. I have people coming up to me and saying, “Why are academics trying to turn this country into the country we just tried to get away from?”