The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

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There is literally nothing Donald Trump could say, aside from an expression of genuine empathy and care for other human beings, that would surprise me at this point. Nothing.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:02 (six years ago)

In a 180 from yesterday, Trump says he is no longer interested in tax cuts or lowering capital gains taxes. https://t.co/wGNLm74KlT

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) August 21, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:02 (six years ago)

I am still in the middle of watching The Family doc on netflix. But yes, all these fucking assholes are the Chosen Ones. It's their thing to do and say all the crazy shit they want.

Yerac, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

On the plus side, it seems like the contents of his brainpan are finally nearing complete putrefaction.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:05 (six years ago)

*adjusts the election models to give trump a slightly better chance*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:06 (six years ago)

The president's retweetees form quite a pantheon: Katie Hopkins, Wayne Allyn Root, various Q-ers. It may be too much to ask for William F. Buckley Jr., Milton Friedman, and Irving Kristol. But we can do better, can't we?

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) August 21, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:06 (six years ago)

yeah i'd say what's unique about the OG is not the manias he has but that he lets them out unchecked

xxp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:06 (six years ago)

It may be too much to ask for William F. Buckley Jr., Milton Friedman, and Irving Kristol. But we can do better, can't we?

pfffffffffft

nordlinger has learned absolutely nothing. i know, shocking

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:09 (six years ago)

oh noes, the president is retweeting the wrong kind of intellectually bankrupt frauds

Andy Jones, Earth-Born Angel of Love (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:10 (six years ago)

what a day

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Wednesday that his administration was seriously looking at ending the right of citizenship for U.S.-born children of noncitizens and people who immigrated to the United States illegally.

“We’re looking at that very seriously, birthright citizenship, where you have a baby on our land, you walk over the border, have a baby - congratulations, the baby is now a U.S. citizen. ... It’s frankly ridiculous,” Trump told reporters outside the White House.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:13 (six years ago)

good luck amending the Constitution

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:15 (six years ago)

Headline: Trump looks seriously at U.S. Constitution, calls it "ridiculous".

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:15 (six years ago)

doesn't he know he's supposed to call them "anchor babies" to dehumanize them? i'm sure stephen miller will whisper the words in his ears soon.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:16 (six years ago)

so they're "looking" at repealing the 14th amendment?
xpost

rob, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:17 (six years ago)

Ireland got rid of this like ten years ago by popular plebiscite.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:17 (six years ago)

i know the greenland thing is a footnote in the trump presidency, but look how pathetic he is

The statement from Mette Frederiksen, the 41-year-old prime minister of Denmark, had called Mr. Trump’s hope of buying Greenland “absurd,” a statement the president called “nasty.”

“I thought it was a very not nice way of saying something,” Mr. Trump told reporters. “But all they had to do is say, no, we’d rather not do that or we’d rather not talk about it.”

Mr. Trump asserted he was taking umbrage on behalf of his nation.

“She’s not talking to me, she’s talking to the United States of America,” he said. “They can’t say ‘how absurd.’ ”

sounds like a guy who has surrounded himself with sycophants, big surprise

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:18 (six years ago)

"looking at" is gen Shitheadese for "making noise w/ no followthru"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:18 (six years ago)

NARRATOR: She was talking to him

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:20 (six years ago)

"how absurd" re: the USA is otm though

rob, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

Headline: Trump looks seriously at U.S. Constitution, calls it "ridiculous".

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, August 21, 2019 1:15 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It contains words that aren't his name so yeah. He'll only be satisfied when the world is a Trumpian version of Malkovich taking the portal into his own head.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

“They can’t say ‘how absurd.’ ” for September title.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:24 (six years ago)

"very not nice way of saying something" --a professional orator, a leader of a global power

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:45 (six years ago)

when he talks about other people not saying things in a nice way, it carries a lot of weight because he is renowned for being so kind and polite

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

'Sad!' - an oil-soaked gutter rat struggling to escape a rotisserie chicken carcass

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:54 (six years ago)

Can someone serve him a Big Mac with little blades in it

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:28 (six years ago)

Democrats say they got a tip from a federal employee that somebody may have tried to interfere with an IRS audit of President Donald Trump.

The revelation came to light in a court filing in Democrats’ lawsuit seeking the president’s tax returns.

In late July, the House Committee on Ways and Means “received an unsolicited communication from a federal employee setting forth credible allegations of ‘evidence of possible misconduct’― specifically, potential ‘inappropriate efforts to influence’ the mandatory audit program,” the Tuesday court filing says.

The IRS automatically audits the president and vice president every year. Democrats have said they need copies of Trump’s tax returns in part to make sure the audit is legit.

Democrats sued in July after the Trump administration refused to comply with a federal tax disclosure law that has entitled tax committee chairs to private tax information since 1924.

Their filing in federal court this week argued that District Judge Trevor McFadden should order the Treasury Department to hand over Trump’s tax returns without a trial, since the disclosure law gives no leeway to refuse. And they say the whistleblower’s material bolsters their case.

The Trump administration responded that the request for Trump’s taxes raises weighty issues about whether Congress is overstepping its constitutional powers, and that the court should take its time. Past administrations have benefited from federal court cases taking longer than election cycles.

In an Aug. 8 letter to Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin, Ways and Means Chairman Richard Neal (D-Mass.) called the tipster’s claim a “grave charge” that cast doubt on Mnuchin’s argument that there’s no reason to worry IRS agents could be subject to political influence. He asked for a “a rolling production of documents and communications of specified Treasury and IRS employees.”

Mnuchin refused to cooperate, saying he forwarded Neal’s letter to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration, an internal agency watchdog.

A Treasury spokesman declined to comment.

The tax return case is one of several legal battles between Congress and the administration that could have major consequences for the U.S. system of government. In the past, courts have given lawmakers wide latitude for investigations, but Trump has stonewalled to an unprecedented degree.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:04 (six years ago)

Add it to the list.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:37 (six years ago)

just lol if you don't think the president blatantly and illegally interfered in the effort to get his tax returns

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:43 (six years ago)

just lol if you don't think the president blatantly and illegally interfered in the effort to get his tax returns, and will likely get away with it, as he has gotten away with a ton of other things, many even more serious than this.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 23:00 (six years ago)

"Ubsurd," "Armed Forca," Appliculble," "Obstulcles" -- Trump had a hard time pronouncing a number of words on Wednesday pic.twitter.com/1HLRO1i5Xd

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 21, 2019

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:09 (six years ago)

Is it just me or has this week been especially dumb (stupid}?

jmm, Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:32 (six years ago)

Trump is a slightly more coherent Billy Milano at this point.

Idk who that insults more

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:37 (six years ago)

it's 4:45 am at the party, when the only people standing are just kind of laughing at dumb shit and that's all that's been happening for hours
but the weirdest guy of all is a teetotaler

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:39 (six years ago)

trump never made anything as joy-giving as “mr. oofus”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvkyV9j6d4

maura, Thursday, 22 August 2019 02:01 (six years ago)

Trump is a slightly more coherent Billy Milano at this point.

Idk who that insults more

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:37 (one hour ago) link

Stormtrumpers of Death

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 August 2019 02:17 (six years ago)

There is something ineffable about this week in particular that seems to be a threshold between 'old and incurious narcissistic rich fuck who lies and flubs on the reg and is in a general state of inarguable cognitive decline' and 'is it possible for the brain of a living human to melt because I think that might be happening'.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 August 2019 02:58 (six years ago)

it's nice that daniel dale et al are keeping track of Donald Trump's 12,000 False Statements but i'd rather they take these data points and come to the obvious conclusion

we already know he's a lying hypocrite; these aren't gotcha points. come out and fucking say he's unfit and say it every day

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:06 (six years ago)

Otm

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:20 (six years ago)

Daniel Dale is a beat reporter, who does a very good job of reporting his assigned beat. He does not have any ability to depose the head of a foreign power.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:27 (six years ago)

yes

Dan S, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:29 (six years ago)

Who said he did?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:29 (six years ago)

(nb: he doesn't have a problem making commentary like "This is one of the least-hinged speeches Trump has given in a long time," separate from his factual reporting of the facts that it is his job to report.)

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:30 (six years ago)

feels to me like Daniel Dale is willing to say he's unfit more than other reporters

Dan S, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:39 (six years ago)

daniel dale is in great shape, though

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:40 (six years ago)

healthiest reporter ever

j., Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:42 (six years ago)

come out and fucking say he's unfit and say it every day

The difficulty is that, short of Trump's becoming clearly physical incapable of carrying out his duties or of making his thoughts known to his staff, there is no standard of 'unfitness' other than what Congress or his Cabinet officers can agree upon.

Because the Republicans whose participation would be required to remove him find it convenient for Trump to remain in office, there is no way to push him out of office until November 2020, so long as he doesn't keel over into a coma. Even then many Republicans would say it was premature to remove him from office.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:50 (six years ago)

Him not being able to carry out an official state visit because he can't handle a woman saying no to him is pretty close to him being practically incapable of carrying out his duties to me, tbh.

Frederik B, Thursday, 22 August 2019 07:30 (six years ago)

He has been emotionally incapable of carrying out his duties since at least 1986. Today’s tantrum will change nothing in the eyes of the political party that is using him as cover.

He is deteriorating too rapidly to be on the ballot next year, but I absolutely cannot imagine a bottom to his behaviour that will make the GOP take action in 2019 while he’s still walking and making vaguely word-shaped noises.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 07:51 (six years ago)

And owning/triggering the libs

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 August 2019 09:36 (six years ago)

good luck amending the Constitution

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:15 (yesterday) link

aiui, if you have the votes on the supreme court, the constitution can be whatever you want

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 August 2019 11:42 (six years ago)


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