Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Georges-Kevin N'Koudou off for €5m and 50% sell on

holloway has clarified, and refreshingly for him it can be neatly summarised as

"im exactly as stupid and cuntish as the quotes make me look"

do we need a separate thread for VAR gripes y/n

bc MLS is the gift that keeps giving

nm I just posted in the MLS thread

Tyrone Watch : Tyrone has been apparently injured in the warmup and then played anyway, been clattered by his own goalkeeper and kicked his own CB partner's head clean into the Holte End in the first ten

Wesley!

My stream was behind and I thought this was in reference to his recent offside 50p head effort

Everton need to get Kean on.

More importantly, they need to take Gomes off.

Everton are so awful.

1.5 megs from AEG

I am v happy for the Villa also lol Silva out

ahhhh fuck was out and about tonight due to prior social commitments, have watched Sky's youtube highlights and am sorely tempted now to try and scout out an upload of the full 90 to see how everyone played. still believe that we're gonna make too many mistakes and give up too many chances on the regular so the relegation struggle beckons but fuck, feeling so awesome to have picked up points tonight. especially great to see that the Wes/Jota partnership that looked so promising in pre-season might actually be a thing rather than wishful thinking on the part of the fans, especially espesh after a week of two of solid negativity re Wesley in particular

also if i am ever indicted for any kind of serious crime i nominate trial by battle with Tyrone MIngs as my champion, thx

trial by battle? i meant trial by combat, w/evs, our Tyrone would smash their skulls on the concrete and mess about with their brains and he wouldnt even blink

prefer 'trial by battle', especially in the context of tyrone mings

trial by minge

1-1 inside five minutes.

Neither of these teams can defend. 2-2.

oh ffs there will be a coordinated Lampard jizz fest now as they queue up to be "delighted for him" chod down on the odious creep.

Chelsea are shit, Lampard is a cunt

there is much love for Fwank (OBE) amongst the football commentariat of Murdoch owned media and the bbc

lol utd have had an absolute fuckin mare

this has been hilarious

they should probably have had at least one more penalty than the one they got, but it wouldn't have helped because they don't have anybody who can score one

Think I've seen enough of Solskjaer now lol

ban united

Arsenal at risk of a proper hiding again.

strange to hear the scrupulously neutral BBC commentary team jizzing all over themselves because Liverpool won

Takes you back to the glory glory days of Hansen, Lawro and Alan Green.

i don;t even know what Sutton's excuse is, he was a nothing player, he's a Happy Shopper Robbie Savage, he ws a Rangers cunt iirc, i hope he dies soon and in agony

Celtic. Also he was fucking great for us.

well i'll walk back the Rangers bit but fuck him he's a cunt

Oh yes, he's a terrible cunt, and he worked on developing that persona on Scottish radio before exporting it down south.

a cunt but rly good for celtic is a fair compromise imo

most times i just think of him as a frank skinner effort at a misanthropic character that gained independence

they should probably have had at least one more penalty than the one they got, but it wouldn't have helped because they don't have anybody who can score one

Yep. Some dodgy refereeing - should have had a penalty before the one we did get and James was booked for simulation when he was clearly kicked on the knee - but I'm not convinced the result would have been any different with the correct decisions.

He was fabulous for Celtic. Terrific second striker in that old fashioned way. Shearer and Larsson owe him a lot. Also put in shifts at defense and midfield for Celtic. Also seems to be an arsehole. Nicknamed "the evil genius" when he was at Celtic.

Sutton's ugly arse vocal mannerisms and smugness remind me of Phil Tufnell, nuff said.

he's also an avid cricketer

that is not a character flaw

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EvenLikelyAmbushbug-size_restricted.gif

FL doing the post-match interview looks like an unconvincing parody of a football manager from hale & pace

hes gone some size the cunt

that game was tasty enough

there was a Stoke fan poster from a sub football message-board I used to frequent in the previous decade who was a published author of some seemingly very bad books + who lectured at Norwich uni and was a bit of an arrogant dick, but a very very funny poster with it and he hated New Labour with a passion. The poor guy ended up downing a bottle of vodka and jumping off a bridge and ending it 10 years ago. He once posted a list of reasons why Lampard is a cunt that went something like: 1. Lisping Tory Boy Cunt 2. Corporeality... I still don't understand the meaning of 2 and it has stuck in my mind, but 1 perfectly fine (with the caveat I don't judge on speech impediments but in this case...).

lol luiz wtf

x2

xp calz, first result on google:

relating to a person's body, especially as opposed to their spirit.
"he was frank about his corporeal appetites"

lol, that mystery of a decade!

joke not to give that peno on martial

james the new g bale, booked for being fouled?

xxpI knew the definition of the word but my semi-autist brain struggled with the context. fucking hell though - I need to try harder!