Minority whip, majority nae-nae
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, August 20, 2019 5:25 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 02:58 (four years ago) link
yeah I liked that one a lot
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
mostly cuz i can sing it in my head
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
Yeah I'm in the tank for this dumbass piece of shit
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 12:16 PM (twelve minutes ago)
- Peter Travers
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 12:16 PM (eleven minutes ago)
― WmC, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
Needed a reference to f***-me pumps.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
Secret Heart
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
thought this revive was for:
one time i was jamming to ramble tamble in my car and i was headed straight on the road, but the guy next to me in the left turn lane missed his light bc he was staring at me while i was chooglin. haha loser!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera)
if only he had used choogle maps
― wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison)
― sleeve, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link
Choogle maps is excellent and has made my week, thanks
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link
im not gonna lie folks, i lol'd at my own joke and i am not ashamed
― wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link
Realise I haven't seen A Few Good Men!
...should I?
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, September 1, 2019 12:09 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Can you handle the truth?
― clemenza, Sunday, September 1, 2019 12:10 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link
lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
back to back actual lols
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 2 September 2019 03:23 (four years ago) link
In a discussion of this KISS comics page
I want to know who traced over and recolored it and when, and also whether it’s a marvel unlimited digital original or a purchased on comixology digital original― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, September 5, 2019 1:44 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkand party every day― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, September 5, 2019 2:52 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, September 5, 2019 1:44 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
and party every day
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, September 5, 2019 2:52 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 5 September 2019 12:05 (four years ago) link
Quality.
― Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 September 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link
DC showin' us everything he's got.
― pplains, Thursday, 5 September 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
It's just a burst blood vessel - I used to look after this kid who had that happen all the time (was a compulsive cougher). Terrifying the first time, but no big deal.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, September 5, 2019 12:12 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
talk about bad optics tho
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, September 5, 2019 12:14 PM (fifty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link
https://www.vox.com/2019/1/25/18194953/vape-juul-e-cigarette-marketingIn a white paper, a team of researchers with Stanford Research Into the Impact of Tobacco Advertising have shared their study of the company’s marketing campaign between Juul’s launch in 2015 and fall 2018. They looked at thousands of Instagram posts, emails, and ads, and came to this searing conclusion: Juul’s marketing “was patently youth-oriented.” Juul also appeared to borrow directly from the tobacco industry playbook.― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, September 12, 2019 5:58 PM
Interesting, I don't think I've ever seen a Juul ad before.― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:02 PM
well you prob don't read a lot of Highlights― difficult listening hour, Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:03 PM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
haha
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link
Goofus smokes. Gallant vapes.
― ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link
“Next up we’ve got ‘The Joker’ starring Joker... uh, Jack... Joking Phoenix”
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, September 10, 2019 3:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Joe... Jo-Jack... Jo ack... Phone Jack
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:04 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Jaw-kin Penis...uh, Fenis. Phoenix.
― Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Joke phone I X
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Are those Cam'ron lyrics
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 1:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
I don't know if I actually LOL'd, but it's funny
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
Pig Benis
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
loool amazing
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 12 September 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
lol this is getting a 70mm release
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:08 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
I'm sure Joker fanboys are all gonna 70mm release in their seats
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 13 September 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link
The Guardian's Best 50 Albums of the 21st Century - The Official I Love Music Poll
― imago, Friday, 13 September 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link
^^^ otm
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
i don't get it
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
ROBERT PALMER: Look, chap, I know this isn't my "jurisdiction," but I wear ties and you wear ties. We both have the same goals in mind, now don't we?
EDDIE MONEY: Fair enough. But listen – we don't bow to the Queen here in New York City. We might both wear ties, but keep in mind this is my joint, ok?
PALMER: I wouldn't dream of intruding.
[MONEY reaches into overflowing file cabinet and pulls out a folder. Tosses it to PALMER, who barely catches it.]
MONEY: Guy we're looking for is one William Martin Joel. Goes by "Billy" on the street. Wears ties, sure, but we think he's being satirical about it...
― pplains, Saturday, September 14, 2019 8:45 AM
― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
<3
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 September 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
(RE: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert:)
Throughout all modern history, when we humans see a problem coming from far away, we have a 100% success rate in solving it.
what about baldness
― mookieproof, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
racism?starvation?running out of gas?styrofoam?i am actually having trouble thinking of a problem that america saw coming from far away that we HAVE solved
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, September 23, 2019 3:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
the Dilbert TV show?
― maffew12, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:38 PM bookmarkflaglink
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link
Can anyone here email me the whistleblower report?
― treeship., Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
I heard it blows.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Instant Carmax (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link
*whistles*
― Famous Anus (rip van wanko), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
Really?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link
FP
― imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
respect the call, guys
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
*throws rotten fruit* BOOOGET OFF THE STAGE
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 September 2019 04:29 (four years ago) link
is listing multiple pronouns the normlike, is anyone she/him or they/her― mookieproof, Friday, September 27, 2019 8:51 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
zooey deschanel and m. ward― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 27 September 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link
haaaaaa
― Simon H., Friday, 27 September 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link
drowning! (she/her)
― gazpacho with plenty of coombesin (sarahell), Friday, 27 September 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
For a second I confused Graham Nash with Ogden Nash lol
Just before our love got lost you said"A cow is of the bovine ilk," and I said"One end is moo? The other is milk?"If you want me I'll be in the bar"
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included),
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
excellent
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
but it changed the rhyme scheme
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link
it changed everything mannn
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
um idle speculation but he will commit More Crimes after this episode
― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:18 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
and therefore...
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:19 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
they can just add it to the impeachment tab
― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:30 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
and then...
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:36 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
leave outside but away from direct sunlight for 2-3 weeks before seeds germinate
― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:39 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
And then along came Jones
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:46 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link
Helps if you know the song.
does it tho
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 04:45 (four years ago) link
when you're sounding out a vowelbut you feel you don't know howdiaerisis
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 09:33 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link
!
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 12:22 (four years ago) link
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link
cha cha cha
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link