stand-up comedy *and* financial advice? Nationwide, you are really spoiling us
― what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 August 2019 12:38 (five years ago) link
^ this. and they get worse with repetition.
― koogs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:01 (five years ago) link
the paxman ad where he asks "why are politicians so ________ ?" is grinding my gears
bcz you and yr pals do yr job badly jeremy
― mark s, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link
i guess it's a trailer more than an ad
(actual thing is on ch5 tonight at 9)
― koogs, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link
good that means i can watch law and order reruns from tomorrow without seeing it again
― mark s, Monday, 2 September 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
Horrific double-length little fingers to advertise chocolate biscuits, sure why not.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 6 September 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link
"hi I'm Harry Kreddknapp and I'm an enormous cunt"
Ant & Dec: HOLD US PINTS
― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 September 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link
Was going to complain about that "is it Monday? Because it feels like a Thursday" bollocks but ledge already has. (Only noticed the fingers last night - I tend to look away during the adverts so i hear them more than see them)
Graham is still climbing those stairs.
― koogs, Sunday, 8 September 2019 23:47 (five years ago) link
You know you've been sat in front of daytime TV too long when you start seriously worrying about how your family will pay for the cost of your funeral
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 08:26 (five years ago) link
And have stilted and badly acted conversations about it to boot.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2019 08:28 (five years ago) link
Badly stilted and acted conversations?
― Mark G, Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link
Yes.
― Oppo (Mark G), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link
But there's nothing badly stilted about the rising cost of funerals. Did you know the average funeral can cost over £4000 pind?
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link
The deliveroo one though? With the woman who comes across like Jess Phillips.
― gyac, Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link
trying to picture it, dunno if i've somehow missed that one. if it's not Smithsonian, PBS or Yesterday there's a good chance
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link
took me fucking forever to findhttps://youtu.be/UG2JEURpGkQ
― gyac, Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link
no i haven't seen that thank god, tbf if it was Jess P she'd have had to pretend to be really angry at her KFC chips being cold or something
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link
that's another ad that i've heard but never seen (until now)
― koogs, Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
the Twirl girl
― Number None, Saturday, 21 September 2019 10:38 (five years ago) link
Why so aggressive, Kevin?
Also, it's probably the new iPhone and not the avocados that means you can't afford a mortgage.
― koogs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link
I feel like there's a bumper crop of terrible adverts at the moment. Apparently there's different versions of this particular monstrosity, byut thankfully this is the only one I've seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd9uYTCCYyc
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 30 September 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
Nationwide are the patron saint of shit adverts.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 30 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
Ant and Dec advert for Santander also terrible - I hate those cunts anyway but nonetheless.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 30 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
> Apparently there's different versions of this particular monstrosity
i've seen 3 different comedians. think i complained about it upthread (comedy doesn't bear repeated watches)
GET READY FOR BREXIT.
― koogs, Monday, 30 September 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
This one is just disturbing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svsBtauYUkE
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
As you say..
Those comedy ones are probably the best of that type of ad (remember the "Smug Google" one?) but twice each (tops) is enough.
― Mark G, Monday, 30 September 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
we are in a very poor time for adverts
the only one I've seen recently that I quite liked was for...that new innocent smoothies blue drink. that's what i've sunk to
mind you it is quite a nice drink ngl
― imago, Monday, 30 September 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
oh, it looks like you're on the phone but then the scenery pulls back and you're there in person. cool effect.
oh, it looks like you've on the ipod but then the scenery pulls back and you're there in person. ok, we've seen that before.
oh, it looks like you've on the laptop but then the scenery pulls back and you're there in person. zzzz.
― koogs, Friday, 4 October 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
I really wanna punch Drew from the Aldi advert in the nuts
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link
lots of companies pushing hallowe'en tat this year.
― koogs, Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link
I've started thinking the grumpy teen on the right in the Robert Webb advert for Now TV is how Laura Pidcock looks in the shadow cabinet.
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
Every time the Gucci advert that uses In Every Dream Home A Heartache starts up, I laugh. Did they never listen to the lyrics?
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link
there's a local artist - who is disabled and on income assistance - who gucci contacted about doing something with, they had some back and forth and then they then cut contact (without saying they were doing so). shortly afterwards they've got someone else to just rip off her work completely and she hasn't seen a cent. so fuck gucci basically
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
the kid in the Mr Kipling advert looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link
Holy fucking shit lads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0g1DB5hBosk
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 October 2019 08:51 (four years ago) link
the advert in question is one of two that C4 are using (the other one is some optical thing) that completely mangles English into something nobody could use
that video is incredible though, the shot they use when she says 'the masses'!!
― imago, Thursday, 17 October 2019 10:01 (four years ago) link
i searched for it after seeing the actual advert this morning and being mind blown by the acting choices especially shivering beardo
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 October 2019 10:07 (four years ago) link
This sort of thing will happen if you employ a 12 year old as your Marketing Manager.
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:05 (four years ago) link
haha, I hadn't seen the ad, so watched the video you posted and was expecting... something else
Nothing says 'durable' like a shivering man I guessThe Alan Partridge fan in me always wants to shriek "ONE CANNOT HAVE GRADATIONS OF UNIQUENESS!" when I hear stuff like this
― kinder, Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:37 (four years ago) link
the alexa ad with the blind woman. am i the only person unconvinced by her choice of shoes after hearing that rain is forecast? umbrella, yes, but change your shoes for crying out loud.
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link
Also, it made our machine shout out today's weather for Slough.
(We don't live in Slough)
― Mark G, Saturday, 19 October 2019 08:15 (four years ago) link
the lloyds bank emo horses can eff right off
― mark s, Saturday, 19 October 2019 09:53 (four years ago) link
I just saw another solidor advert except it wasn't for solidor it was for another door company
― kinder, Saturday, 19 October 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link
It's 2019, Now TV shouldn't be making adverts where the punchline is the fear of something being put up someone's bum.
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Saturday, 19 October 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link
they also shouldn't be making adverts featuring Robert Webb
― Number None, Sunday, 20 October 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
Nobody should be employing Robert Webb
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
the ad with all the goths on the tube is bad
― mark s, Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link
Natalie Portman why are you cross with me I haven't done anything
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 October 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
"we are veggies, we are healthy" makes me want to go full Jordan Peterson
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link