Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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Astonishing shithousing from Pep here.

didn't realise how far behind my stream was and had to wait and see wtf the deal was

Neville trying to hype up a postmatch handshake, truly smalltime

I'll be honest, City can probably feel a little hard done by over 99mins.

Oh ffs fuck off

― or something, Saturday, 17 August 2019 19:23 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

switched stream off as soon as jesus shot hit the net, guess I should stop doing that. Obv VAR is terrible but in this case I'm ok with that

This fucking rule change

i am calmly wishing death on our defensive unit as i always do

technological/practical 'backward steps' we all just accept now

Oh, here we go, Sollymarch (all one word) is back on MOTD.

daniel farke is an interesting new character in the drama of the Bar-clays premier league.

Very high pitched voice for his size

Burnley coach gets it. Flopping cheaters need to get banned. Can’t complain about VAR taking slightly longer to make the right call when the league rewards actual cheating by millionaire players pretending to be injured and rolling around like toddlers.

Dyche is such a twat

Crikey I thought Spurs were bad yesterday then Leicester redefine the parameters. They have been shockingly poor so far. Chelsea battering them.

Lol the state of John Terry's ensemble.

Chose the only outfit worse than turning up today in full Chelsea kit.

Madison on the left of a front three not really working so far.

1-1 tbf Leicester have improved this half

Majestic leap and finish

I like Ndidi and didn't wish for him to gift this to Chelsea by being crap so this is nice

Ooh sitter missed by maddison

Since I said Madison on the left wasn't working he's probably been the best player on the pitch.

I can’t believe Leicester haven’t killed this off. Far the better team in the second half.

Yeah Chelsea basically repeated their second half performance from last week. Too open and terrible in transition.

the amount of times Tielemans dawdled on the ball

infuriating

Congratulations to Sheffield United xoxo

pretty impressed to see ndidi's teammates form a queue to get to him and show a bit of support tbf

Probably relieved their name wasn't in Brendan's envelope

danny murphy is horrible

Didn't realise that Daniel James was so diddy.

Wolves ay we!

Re yesterdays game I wonder at what point in the season pundits will admit that kante is playing in exactly the same position as last season and give Lampard the level of stick they gave Sarri for 'wasting the best DM in the league'.

Also sick of the narrative that Burnley's season last year was severely hampered by the Europa league when they had already been knocked out before September FFS.

Europa League games have probably been better than pre-season friendlies for us tbh

Utd getting the ball into Lingard p easily so far.

yep, wolves are a canny bunch alright

Daniel James not v good at diving on tonight's evidence.

XP lol

Blimey

Some finish that tbf

martial arts

good finish, Bennett not long for this first team tho i reckon

James is way out of his depth

doesn't make sense as anything other than a bench option for now

I assume wolves aren't generally this poor in possession.

God help me but pogba/mctominey/Lingard with rashford dropping in is looking quite an effective midfield right now.

we totally have spells in games with this kind of wayward passing, we look spread a bit thin and trying too hard atm

Only one and a bit games but pogba as deep midfielder is alright now that Utd actually play about ten or fifteen yards further up the pitch than in the Mourinho era.

Helps not to have Valencia/young/darmian on the right side of the back line as well of course.

Bennett not long for this first team tho i reckon

― what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 August 2019 20:29 (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

well we tend to be better second half, couldn't be much worse

AWB is single-handedly keeping the slide tackle alive

Traore on for Doherty is an open invitation for Rashford this half