Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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So stupid cos defenders don't concede pens if the handball is inadvertent so the law is weighted towards the defence

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link

Good job it hit Laporte’s arm first otherwise it would have been a penalty.

ShariVari, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link

Inadvertent handballs are penalties these days, defenders or attackers.

ShariVari, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:25 (five years ago) link

No they're not in the epl

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:25 (five years ago) link

we continue to amuse with idiot invites to attack

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:25 (five years ago) link

IE point blank shots or deflections
Xp

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link

Astonishing shithousing from Pep here.

Matt DC, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link

didn't realise how far behind my stream was and had to wait and see wtf the deal was

Neville trying to hype up a postmatch handshake, truly smalltime

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link

I'll be honest, City can probably feel a little hard done by over 99mins.

Matt DC, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

Oh ffs fuck off

― or something, Saturday, 17 August 2019 19:23 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

switched stream off as soon as jesus shot hit the net, guess I should stop doing that. Obv VAR is terrible but in this case I'm ok with that

or something, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

This fucking rule change

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

i am calmly wishing death on our defensive unit as i always do

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

technological/practical 'backward steps' we all just accept now

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 August 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

Oh, here we go, Sollymarch (all one word) is back on MOTD.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 August 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

daniel farke is an interesting new character in the drama of the Bar-clays premier league.

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 18 August 2019 06:14 (five years ago) link

Very high pitched voice for his size

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 18 August 2019 06:22 (five years ago) link

Burnley coach gets it. Flopping cheaters need to get banned. Can’t complain about VAR taking slightly longer to make the right call when the league rewards actual cheating by millionaire players pretending to be injured and rolling around like toddlers.

brotherlovesdub, Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:28 (five years ago) link

Dyche is such a twat

Crikey I thought Spurs were bad yesterday then Leicester redefine the parameters. They have been shockingly poor so far. Chelsea battering them.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:41 (five years ago) link

Lol the state of John Terry's ensemble.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link

Chose the only outfit worse than turning up today in full Chelsea kit.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 August 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

Madison on the left of a front three not really working so far.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 August 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

1-1 tbf Leicester have improved this half

oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 August 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link

Majestic leap and finish

oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 August 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link

I like Ndidi and didn't wish for him to gift this to Chelsea by being crap so this is nice

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 18 August 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link

Ooh sitter missed by maddison

oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 August 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

Since I said Madison on the left wasn't working he's probably been the best player on the pitch.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 August 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

I can’t believe Leicester haven’t killed this off. Far the better team in the second half.

ShariVari, Sunday, 18 August 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link

Yeah Chelsea basically repeated their second half performance from last week. Too open and terrible in transition.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 August 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

the amount of times Tielemans dawdled on the ball

infuriating

Number None, Sunday, 18 August 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

Congratulations to Sheffield United xoxo

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 18 August 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

pretty impressed to see ndidi's teammates form a queue to get to him and show a bit of support tbf

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 August 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

Probably relieved their name wasn't in Brendan's envelope

Number None, Sunday, 18 August 2019 21:39 (five years ago) link

danny murphy is horrible

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 August 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link

Didn't realise that Daniel James was so diddy.

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 18:58 (five years ago) link

Wolves ay we!

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link

Re yesterdays game I wonder at what point in the season pundits will admit that kante is playing in exactly the same position as last season and give Lampard the level of stick they gave Sarri for 'wasting the best DM in the league'.

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

Also sick of the narrative that Burnley's season last year was severely hampered by the Europa league when they had already been knocked out before September FFS.

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

Europa League games have probably been better than pre-season friendlies for us tbh

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 August 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link

Utd getting the ball into Lingard p easily so far.

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

yep, wolves are a canny bunch alright

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 19 August 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link

Daniel James not v good at diving on tonight's evidence.

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:24 (five years ago) link

XP lol

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link

Blimey

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link

Some finish that tbf

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link

martial arts

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Monday, 19 August 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

good finish, Bennett not long for this first team tho i reckon

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 August 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link

James is way out of his depth

doesn't make sense as anything other than a bench option for now

Number None, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

I assume wolves aren't generally this poor in possession.

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link

God help me but pogba/mctominey/Lingard with rashford dropping in is looking quite an effective midfield right now.

oscar bravo, Monday, 19 August 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

we totally have spells in games with this kind of wayward passing, we look spread a bit thin and trying too hard atm

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 August 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link


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