PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

if memory serves

contemporary opinion from cardinal robert sarah

Why do we insist on communicating standing in the hand? Why this attitude of lack of submission to the signs of God?

“[Receiving kneeling and on the tongue] is much more suited to the sacrament itself. I hope there can be a rediscovery and promotion of the beauty and pastoral value of this manner. In my opinion and judgment, this is an important question on which the church today must reflect. This is a further act of adoration and love that each of us can offer to Jesus Christ.”

(he's a wacko conservative)

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lol

Turkish/Asiatic looking whitey

one of my many schools was nunnish and we were on pain of beating (aged 6) to receive by moutj

Which order?

I went to a non-religious N.S. so they didn’t really care what we did as long as we didn’t pick bad confirmation names.

xxp

he might have been accusing me of being a Muslim/Hindu day tripper!

Fucking schismatics. No regard whatsoever for the Byzantines that birthed the whole racket.

we moved away before the order became an imprint on my consciousness tbh

When words fail, one has to try numbers and signs:
247 > 14
40% > 7%
500.000 > 99.000
🚦🚮💔🇪🇺✊🌹 https://t.co/yOMvLC1D4T

— Lea Ypi (@lea_ypi) August 15, 2019

correct

lol I forgot my confirmation name is Patrick - in fact i forgot i've even got a confirmation name.

Mods, can we vote on whether calz's username should be forcefully changed to 'Patrick'?

patzino

Relevant:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pazzino

(It's pronounced 'patzino'.)

I can't even remember choosing it, but if I did it shows rebellious I was. Unlike those Turks choosing their surnames from the Ataturk era who chose to be called names like Gonad or Arse for the lols.

How is that rebellious? It’s a saint’s name! One of my friends chose Jesus.

I think he meant that it shows how rebellious he was, i.e. not at all.

yep, wouldn't even say boo to a bishop.

This is not my best day posting on this thread! But still having a better one than Chuka.

"patzino" was good though

does Blair take the hosts in his hands, with some heat resistant gloves on. Not impressed with his fake Catholicism, he should have to spend a night in a coffin with Cardinal Hume's decaying corpse to prove he really has converted.

Catholic talk has sent gyac into self flagellation mode:p

It was!

2xp

fs lmao

Striking intervention by the newest LD MP, just 24 hours in https://t.co/KMg5EREvLo

— Tom Clark (@prospect_clark) August 15, 2019

No flagellation, just harsh reality!

that sweet, sweet message discipline
xp

what a day in british politics eh

the last best hope for humanity fuck knows tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

nightmare situation developing within the LDs

chuka turning on the lib dems already, not a man to be trusted at all pic.twitter.com/B1qAsFV3ul

— eustachy r daewo (@uncoolfellazone) August 15, 2019

please chuka please jo i’m begging u,,, don’t make me choose

please Chuka don't hurt 'em

think it’s a fake but basically it’s correct so feel fairly relaxed about it.

that Chuka thing was a fake, i'm told. Have deleted.

— jamie k (@jkbloodtreasure) August 15, 2019

I had this feeling that Chuka and Jo might not be best of pals but he'd be on his best behaviour as a new member of the gang.

I thought Blair did very quietly convert to Catholicism and they refused to confirm it because of the obvious havoc it would have caused with the Northern Ireland peace process?

NEW: numbers looking even trickier, never mind for putting Corbyn in but for a motion of confidence itself. Chris Leslie tells me the five Change MPs might not vote against the govt in September.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) August 15, 2019

pic.twitter.com/C9WNfqzjHN

— Jonny (@mynnoj) August 15, 2019

He converted a few months after he stepped down, I think?

(For communion, I was told that kids took it with their hands because you don't want to drop the host, though I never thought to ask why that didn't apply to the dodderier end of the congregation)

This was missed in all yesterday's fun but its important:

Obsession with white working class fuels inequality in north, study warns

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/15/white-working-class-fuels-inequality-north?CMP

incred to see the number of ppl moving talk of the peterloo bicentenary on to "...and today the main civil rights struggle is against the EU and sharia law"

make Lisa Nandy and Ken Loach the ministers for northern inequality, that'll sort it all out:p

https://www.disabilitynewsservice.com/citizens-advice-signed-gagging-clause-in-return-for-share-of-51m-from-dwp/

another toothless charity that does the bare minimum to protect it's clients: Citizen's Advice signs a gagging clause in return for DWP funding. My own experience with them is that they are a set of fucking useless cunts.

it doesn’t say anything about the advice the bureau provides to citizens being good tbf

they don't even do a service with any basic humanity. When my missus lost her PIP appeal her advocate simply said: you've lost, your taxi will be here soon - I've got a busy day so bye. A big part of the humiliating shitshow that led to her OD attempt.

xp same here. absolutely fucking useless. I've asked for advice a couple of times because I had problems with rental accommodation I was living in, mould, landlord breaking rules etc, and their advice was "well that's your fault for moving in, sucks to be you"

My sister briefly volunteered for them and I'm not joking she says her trainer told her: Just treat 'em like shit and then they won't come back!

makes sense, last time I called they were practically mocking me for living in a shithole