PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Is this trolling y/n

Honestly I can't imagine anything more likely to turbo-charge Eurosceptic sentiment in this country than picking some random MP to be PM out of the blue.

Give it Giggsy til the end of the season.

xxp is this a non-rhetorical question

*grievesy

What the fuck. Just posting utter shit calmly as I always do.

Has anyone else realized there are Lady Hermon for unity PM truthers, or am I on my own there?

gyac's phone for pm

Zing for PM.

Give it Giggsy til the end of the season.

outrageous takeover of the democratic processes and procedures of my phone by MR gyacs phone there

post twice if you’re MR seumas milne

NEW: numbers looking even trickier, never mind for putting Corbyn in but for a motion of confidence itself. Chris Leslie tells me the five Change MPs might not vote against the govt in September.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) August 15, 2019

Best Corbyn conspiracy theories:

1. He’s a secret Catholic
2. He’s under the control of MR Seumas Milne
3. He can’t understand Ulysses
4. His cat doesn’t like him
5. Only twitter trolls like him (13 million of them?)

Worst:

1. He’s under the control of (((Momentum)))
2. He voted Leave
3. He is a master game player who wants no deal
4. He’s never read Ulysses
5. That actually was him at that IRA funeral

spare change, gov

Nothing about his being a Russian plant?

xp

VOTE CHANGE
*corbyn offers change*
NO NOT LIKE THAT

5. That actually was him at that IRA funeral

xp lol this is so desperate for attention. Chuka must be wishing he’d stayed put.

pom I was folding the Russia theory into the MR Seumas Milne and Leave theories

being told Hermon to forge new catetaker dictatorship with soon to be ex Chelsea manager. The Lady with The Lamps.

Sorry to link this lad but 👀

LibDem troubles...

Layla Moran not treading on Swinson’s toes today but told she is privately “much more on board” with a potential anti-no deal alliance with Corbyn and others

Allies say she is less tribal than Swinson and would deal with anyone opposing no deal...

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) August 15, 2019

https://pics.me.me/get-a-brain-morans-1083600.png

it was not in her nature to question the veracity of a young man of such amiable appearance as Wickham

corbyn is a secret catholic? i like this conspiracy theory, tell me more

A Maronite iirc.

he doesn't blair it out unlike some people

I like the smattering of LDs 'cutting up' their membership cards, posting the same pic each time...

And I've never heard anyone who wasn't on the Right mention Seamus Milne.

Jeremy Corbyn has been accused of "disrespecting the Catholic faith" after he took Holy Communion despite his apparent agnosticism.

The Labour leader, who has never practiced Catholicism, took wine and wafers during the funeral of the former GMB Union president Mary Turner, who died in July.

The Diocese of Westminster, which is responsible for the church Mr Corbyn was attending at the time, responded by saying that it expected celebrants to be "in full communion with the Catholic Church" in order to receive Communion.

soup without bread not much atin in it imo

Did he undergo the Rite of Confirmation, though?

Jeremy Corbyn has been accused of "disrespecting the Catholic faith" after he took Holy Communion despite his apparent agnosticism.

The Labour leader, who has never practiced Catholicism, took wine and wafers during the funeral of the former GMB Union president Mary Turner, who died in July.

The Diocese of Westminster, which is responsible for the church Mr Corbyn was attending at the time, responded by saying that it expected celebrants to be "in full communion with the Catholic Church" in order to receive Communion.

Followed by Telegraph pub bore fade out.

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/09/commons-confidential-corbyn-secret-catholic

Honestly the Blair thing with him taking communion when he wasn’t really a full Catholic was weird as
― gyac, Thursday, August 15, 2019 10:51 AM (eight minutes ago)

ok, this is bad, corbyn is cancelled.

It's a little odd - even as a (protestant) christian I wouldn't take communion somewhere if I thought it might be counter to the faith. On the other hand, who cares?

He's misunderstanding because he's secretly Jewish, obviously.

When I was a nipper we had this paedo called Father Crowley in the boxy little converted ww2 cinema for a church. Once I copied an adult by putting my hands out for the communion host rather than taking in the mouth (fnarr) and he angrily blurted with spit going everywhere: are you a bloody Catholic?

Lol I’ve always used my hands, can’t believe the state of that

when i was a kid most older folk - greatest generation types - would do the tongue thing. majority would do hands.

Nobodies putting anything, even dead god meat, into my mouth directly.

It might have been because I'm a very Turkish/Asiatic looking whitey. But my unreliable memory says back in the late?70s taking host in the hand was an adults only privilege!

the older folk didn't like taking it in the hands because it was the body of christ and they weren't to sully it or something mad like that

if memory serves

contemporary opinion from cardinal robert sarah

Why do we insist on communicating standing in the hand? Why this attitude of lack of submission to the signs of God?

“[Receiving kneeling and on the tongue] is much more suited to the sacrament itself. I hope there can be a rediscovery and promotion of the beauty and pastoral value of this manner. In my opinion and judgment, this is an important question on which the church today must reflect. This is a further act of adoration and love that each of us can offer to Jesus Christ.”

(he's a wacko conservative)

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lol

Turkish/Asiatic looking whitey

one of my many schools was nunnish and we were on pain of beating (aged 6) to receive by moutj

Which order?

I went to a non-religious N.S. so they didn’t really care what we did as long as we didn’t pick bad confirmation names.

xxp

he might have been accusing me of being a Muslim/Hindu day tripper!

Fucking schismatics. No regard whatsoever for the Byzantines that birthed the whole racket.