I suffer from depression too, and at one point I wanted to quit Amazon. But I realized it was my fault for the problems I was dealing with, and not Amazon's. I'm allowed to talk to people, but sometimes I don't want to. Now I have some great coworkers to pass the nights with.— Hannah - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCHannah) August 15, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
real human hours
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link
Bit late but, Hello I'm Ciera. I work at JAX2 as a Decanter/Problem Solver. Help Launch the building back in Aug 2017 as a Stower. I have 2 Dogs and I love playing the Sims in my spare time. pic.twitter.com/mxqpdn5yXy— Hannah - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCHannah) March 26, 2019
― omar little, Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link
Once I realized that suppresive small local businesses were the source of all my body thetans, I shot up to FC VIII in no time.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
totally normal picture of a person at work without showing their face
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link
totally normal picture of a person at work without showing their face, who has a different name, head size & hair from the name & photo on my account
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
My name is Leo, I’m an Amazon Ambassador and rebin at JAX2. Any questions about the FC just ask! I’m also into riding motorcycles, the beach and/or pool. I’m Retired Public Service (Newark NJ), CR7, support Portugal National Soccer Club and Sporting Futbol Club. pic.twitter.com/0edDglLEFM— Hannah - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCHannah) August 21, 2018
― omar little, Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
the great thing about this program is it was absolutely the brainstorm of some midlevel PR manager who needed to find something to do to justify their next promotion
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link
Like how do they not vet their bots to ensure that the name in the text of the tweet matches the name on the account. How. This is a very large corporation. How does this happen.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
I suffer from depression too, and at one point I wanted to quit Amazon. But I realized it was my fault for the problems I was dealing with, and not Amazon's
― (Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
she’s not sad, she was just programmed that way
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
Mental Illness is no light subject. As a person who suffers from Depression, I am happy to know i have resources thru my job to help me if I need it. #youarenotalone This job can be tough, it isn't for everyone: but just like puzzle pieces we fit into different pieces. 💙💙💙💙💙— Hannah - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCHannah) March 13, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
xposts, ha An AI's depression is presumably self-generated?
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
'Just like puzzle pieces we fit into different pieces' - Bob Marley
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
On the more posi tip I have to say that neural network-generated utterances are becoming more convincing with each passing day. You could almost swear these were real people.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link
Thread is delivering legit horripilations today tbrr
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
https://techcrunch.com/2018/08/23/what-is-this-weird-twitter-army-of-amazon-drones-cheerfully-defending-warehouse-work/
― buzza, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link
there does not appear to be a single actual human deceived by this
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
this is not a real amazon bot but even still this is pretty funny
Hi Gavin, that is a photo of my twin brother, Tad. He's a model in Canada. We look very similar, I can understand the confusion (my left ear is slightly longer). Thanks!— Billy - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCBilly) August 15, 2019
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
thank you to amazon for employing 19 year old grandma Rafael, who is 100% real pic.twitter.com/yDJds0VXcD— pierre menard (@PierreMenard) August 15, 2019
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
No one is gonna tell Rafael what he can't do, be it in his capacity as a grandmother or his existence as a being whose ever-shuffling identity and apparent control of the space-time continuum allow him to simultaneously work and tweet without ever missing a beat or failing to be hyper-effusive about his Amazon-endowed good fortune.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link
At Amazon, we are family. We drink of the same chalice and, through the blood, we are reborn to the life everlasting. While you grow withered and hoary with age, we, the brides and bridegrooms of the Master, are untouched by the centuries. We are as gods. You are food to us. pic.twitter.com/pp1YG8Jtdq— Adrian - Amazon FC Ambassador (@blagojevism) August 15, 2019
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 August 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link
fuck anyone still buying anything from these scum
World’s richest man cuts health benefits for 1,900 Whole Foods workers
― sleeve, Sunday, 15 September 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link
on Friday i removed all my "payment methods" and this week I'm deleting my account
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 September 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
https://www.aboutamazon.com/our-company/our-positions
― DJI, Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
"we support the federal government requiring us to do things people keep insisting we should do voluntarily, so that we retain our competitive advantage over other operators in the meantime"
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link
same shit different day basically
I got whiplash reading that
― rob, Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
As part of their HQ2 bid, Indiana absolved Amazon of responsibility for a worker's death:
https://www.indystar.com/story/news/investigations/2019/11/25/amazon-indiana-governor-eric-holcomb-warehouse-accident-hq-2/4282653002/
"A year after Terry’s death, Indiana officials quietly signed an agreement with Amazon to delete all the safety citations and fines."
― rob, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link
indiana does that sort of shit even if there's no chance of getting any money from it
― Agnes Motörhead (rushomancy), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link
£1000 isn't a lot to cover up a death
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
Saw that Amazon is hiring 100,000 workers to keep up with demand. I can only assume they will use this crisis as an opportunity to consolidate power. When we come out the other side, whenever that is, other businesses will likely be in a weaker, possibly precarious position, but Amazon will be stronger than ever.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
https://www.thereelbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/plancomes.gif
― love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 March 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
Yeah, I was thinking this is going to really accelerate the move to online retail.
― o. nate, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:35 (four years ago) link
Exclusive: Leader of today's Amazon warehouse coronavirus-related strike was just fired. He says it was retaliation. Amazon says it was enforcing safety rules by terminating him. https://t.co/YfuQBfJz86— Josh Eidelson (@josheidelson) March 30, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link
Mayor BdB is having the firing investigated.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
click on the video for this toasterhttps://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B085C89SHK/wtf. is this ai music or something?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
it's like the burial of toaster PR videos
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link
thanks, i'm now obsessed with videos for this toaster
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
the customer ones are haunting
but re first one yes there is something beautifully bathetic about this yearning AI-Weeknd song soundtracking a real-time up-popping of toast
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
*toast pops up, lightly crisped*
♪ ♫ toasting youcouldn't be alone, couldn't be alone, couldn't be aloneloving youcouldn't be alone, couldn't be alone, couldn't be alonetasting you♫ ♩
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
i found it because i bought this toaster!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link
"and the rahrahs will survive / through our tears and our fears" made me need this toaster
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
when i make my toast at 3am, i want a machine that can provide a soundtrack to the gritty, waterlogged alley where i prepare my breakfast
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwaRoCCwzxk
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 26 September 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link
Amazon is now running several anti-union ads on Twitch to combat the organizing efforts by their workers in Alabama. pretty shameful stuff from both Amazon and Twitch! pic.twitter.com/08VLvZS0Ir— Rod Breslau (@Slasher) February 25, 2021
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 February 2021 03:31 (three years ago) link
gfy
1/3 I welcome @SenSanders to Birmingham and appreciate his push for a progressive workplace. I often say we are the Bernie Sanders of employers, but that’s not quite right because we actually deliver a progressive workplace https://t.co/Fq8D6vyuh9— Dave Clark (@davehclark) March 24, 2021
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:26 (three years ago) link
The guillotine isn’t cruel enough.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link
doesn't seem destined for a bezos length turn does he
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:45 (three years ago) link