PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Because extending article 50 and calling for a second referendum is tankie speak for 'no deal' and 'sabotaging the economy', unlike what the Tories are doing right now.

this is the spite that counts

Wait, is McDonnell a Chelse

https://brightcove04pmdo-a.akamaihd.net/4221396001/4221396001_5140173581001_5140164761001-vs.jpg

While I’m looking for the tweet of Johnny Mc watching his beloved Liverpool on the phone at a conference, I turned up this gem.

Loving that Anna Soubry is on her phone rather than listening to John McDonnell #Peston

— John Crace (@JohnJCrace) February 27, 2019

the grown-ups in the room

PUNCHLINE

Talk among LibDems that not all their MPs are as hardline against working with Labour as Swinson last night. Some see it as inevitable they will have to deal with Corbyn to stop no deal, but Chuka Umunna is resisting. Would obviously be personally difficult for him

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) August 15, 2019

I'm posting normally as I always do - all I said was "The stated obstacle to working with him is that he can't bring the Labour Party to the table, which seems self-evidently true?" and that's all I meant - I wish it weren't so!

xp looking forward to the Lib Dems rolling up to the eventual Labour talks with Chuka strapped to the front of the bus.

look at this fucking dipshit in the comments

The trouble is that Corbyn wants a Labour Brexit and the Lib Dems want to Stop Brexit. You can't unite to do opposite things. Corbyn needs to move to a possition in common with the other opposition parties.

— Colin Green 🔶️ (@ColinGreenLD) August 15, 2019

if we could weaponize Corbyn's apparent invisibility to these mugs it could have some kind of military application

'possition', i.e. a positional posse?

If Corbyn can’t command the support of the PLP, they should put up a candidate. They’re so mad ordinary members have a say.

Corbyn: ‘Labour is a broad church and it can be broader still. I appointed John McDonnell, and he’s a Liverpool fan.’ #lab18

— Chris Mason (@ChrisMasonBBC) September 26, 2018

xp he’s confusing it with the piss diamond, which he bears in his dn

The Ash/Jude wing is also Spurs.

*corbyn offers the opportunity for opposition parties to work together to stop no-deal and roll out a second referendum*
WAH JURMY CORBETT WANTS A LABOUR BREXIT GUESS IT’S GONNA HAVE TO BE NO-DEAL

Hoey supports a completely made up team in her own head but they do beat Red Star Belgrussels in the UEFA Cup every season.

lol we're you're all going to die and me too, a little bit

xp he’s confusing it with the piss diamond, which he bears in his dn

On second thought, that's just how our reptilian overlords speak.

the membership should have VONC’d corbyn when he tweeted something conciliatory towards spurs that one time

Hoey once tried to lobby Parliament to get Spurs kicked out of the First Division, as was.

you people are getting football in my beloved politics thread again

Wonder what Hoey’s problem with Spurs would be 🙃

Meanwhile, the classy upper-class is tweeting as it normally does:

Freak yachting accidents do happen in August ... https://t.co/6CPePHYLtu

— Arron Banks (@Arron_banks) August 14, 2019

reported that evil fucker's evil tweet

then get on a yacht, banksy, and we’ll all cross our fingers

wishing death on teenage girls, extremely normal stuff

Fucking sociopath.

I'm posting normally as I always do - all I said was "The stated obstacle to working with him is that he can't bring the Labour Party to the table, which seems self-evidently true?" and that's all I meant - I wish it weren't so!

You don't need to make up bullshit excuses* for Swinson in the first place, but especially when there are other ones like are their coalition dealings last time or the final straw for May as being her offer to work with Corbyn and Labour. The fact is Corbyn would bring the majority of the party with him, and with LDs, SNP, and enough Tory rebels we'd be in a general election with the Tories campaigning on No Deal.

*Not sure as to what Caroline Lucas' excuse is but like gyac said last night she will probably come around.

Corbyn is condescended to a lot but as last night shows Corbyn can be a pretty smart political operator. Haven't read the Bush piece but the sub-headline to it is good - he is being asked to make that sacrifice and he has potentially turned around on the people asking him.

to be put out of joint very soon: Chuka's nose, hopefully following a Swinson u-turn. Love following this tragic clown's epic journey from potential LOTO to marginal joke LibDem figure who will soon be minus a constituency.

One of the Corbyn sons is a coach at Watford and we all know about Barry Gardiner Jr

corbyn has basically conceded to the right of the party, this is the time they are least likely to oppose him. it's all going alarmingly exactly as predicted

Don't know who this imbecile is and trying (not hard enough) to not do this but

Tom Doran
@portraitinflesh
A question that's often asked: what actual threat would a Corbyn-led government pose to Jews? Well, as I've said before, nobody thinks it'd mean gas chambers. But it would nevertheless be an epochal tragedy for British Jews.

Tom Doran
@portraitinflesh
Why? Well, consider how many people of colour feel about Boris Johnson as PM. It's less to do with specific policies than the fact that, by putting him in charge, the country is signalling it does not care about your wellbeing.

There it is. Caring about British Jews or British people of colour is the choice - apparently mutually exclusive conditions for us all.

I oppose a no-deal Brexit because it puts jobs at risks, devalues our currency, sees businesses leave the UK, divides society & undermines national security.

I oppose a hard left Government under Corbyn for the same reasons. https://t.co/Zp6CxAj0T2

— Chris Leslie (@ChrisLeslieMP) August 15, 2019

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

— wint (@dril) June 2, 2014

xp that’s the guy who describes himself on his profile as a “friend of the Jews” and who said that a dead body is just a collection of molecules so there’s no real reason for necrophilia to be illegal iirc

i must have missed the part in his letter to the opposition parties where jammy carparts started he would institute full communism the instant he took the reins of power instead of, y’know, concentrating on stopping no-deal like the majority of the country wants

These people are clearly apter at sniffing out subtext than we are.

The nerve of these loser cunts to say they'd consider working with Labour if Corbyn stepped down. OK then, make McDonnell leader, how d'ye like them apples?

otm they should switch roles

these fucking ghouls would rather hand victory to boris johnson than take what they claim to want from jeremy corbyn

This is quite good. To say Corbyn is just brand building isn't very agreeable to me. The plan to Stop no deal has to include Corbyn. That's the reality.

to expand - Corbyn would deliver more votes, by an order of magnitude, than anyone else. He's also the only figure that would be politically damaged by not being the leader of the single-mandate "Government Of Prevent No Deal". It's unreasonable in the extreme to reject him. https://t.co/090qouJPmp

— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) August 14, 2019

However the opposition is clear enough. It would look terrible for Swinson to go along with it so she'll need to be pressed into it or find a way out of the corner she painted herself into.

But it also goes back to three years of "Corbyn is a secret leaver". That he would do something else were he to be given keys to the door. And of course it's huge for him to even take the lead for two weeks and stop no deal would shatter the FBPE thing, and people would see him in a position of power. What if he did well?

i’m sorry, jumpy cramhole, call him by his name xp

I refuse to look - what’s djimi bollocks saying today

I am going to be bitterly disappointed in the meltocracy unless we get a "Hitler taking the Chancellorship" comparison today

Corbyn to become temporary PM I presume, In the same way that Hitler was to be a temporary, unelected Chancellor of Germany. 🤔

— Jim Miller 🔱 (@vancat85) August 15, 2019

hitler was a national SOCIALIST after all hmm makes u think

mks y thnk

Quite telling that Jo Swinson just refused to answer whether it would be worse to have Corbyn in Number 10, or a no-deal Brexit.

— Ashley Cowburn (@ashcowburn) August 15, 2019

More brand building:

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/15/corbyn-westminster-should-not-block-second-scottish-independence-vote?__twitter_impression=true

Don't mind me I'm just enjoying my day:

Conservative MPs who Jeremy Corbyn has written to over plans to avoid a 'no-deal' Brexit have said they are "happy to meet" the Labour leader and opposition parties to discuss proposals

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) August 15, 2019

Into my veins:

Lenin: I’m just going to be a caretaker, honest. Then the state will wither away.
Mensheviks: so just for a couple of months then?
Lenin: Sure, why not.

— Paul Richards (@Labourpaul) August 15, 2019