The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

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good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 12:01 (four years ago) link

And forgot "From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome."

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

well Ken Cuccinelli is a piece of shit birther and homophobe so not surprised by any of the crap that he spews

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

I just can’t believe the good people of...wait, who elected him again?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link

this guy

Trump's business model was predatory: get rich by deceiving customers, cheating suppliers. His model of the world economy is also predatory: trade is bad, there must be a loser for every winner. You might say Trump was our first Marxist president. And Marxism is now failing again

— David Frum (@davidfrum) August 14, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

Here's acting USCIS director Ken Cuccinelli saying on NPR this morning that the Statue of Liberty plaque should be changed to read...

this is not what he said

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

david frum is a thoughtful conservative that deserves to be taken very seriously

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

that is a take of absolutely phenomenal stupidity even by the usual frum standards

(Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

Is he talking about like Harpo Marxism or

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

Richard Marxism

confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link

that's true, Cuccinelli said it says the opposite of what it says

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

U.S. Rep. Steve King: If not for rape and incest, 'would there be any population left?' https://t.co/TVBZQjYsOb via @DMRegister

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) August 14, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

The Kiron Republican was discussing his defense of not allowing exceptions for rape and incest in the anti-abortion legislation he tried to pass in Congress. Republican leadership had prevented bills he sponsored on banning abortions from advancing through the House, despite GOP support for the measures, King said.

Just because a conception happened in bad circumstances doesn't mean the result isn't a person, King, who is Catholic, argued.

"It's not the baby's fault for the sin of the father, or of the mother," he said.

"especially the sins of the mother", King added

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

the King family gatherings must be a hoot

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

Ah yes, rape and incest, the great drivers of humanity.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

the great drivers of pickup trucks

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

A question I find myself asking with increasing frequency: does this person know he's like an actual, legitimate monster?

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

ba·by
/ˈbābē/
noun
1.
a very young child, especially one newly or recently born. Or y'know, even if it hasn't yet been born.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

It may not be politically correct, but I don’t believe that babies up to 2 years in age should be taken away and murdered because of the sins of their parents (especially those of the mother)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

And I’m not going to let AOC and other people born in other countries force our white patriotic women of the homeland destroy our future

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

If western (white) civilization is so far superior then Steve King would've already learned how to fuck himself and carry his own fetuses.

Yerac, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

"anti-choice but with these exceptions" people are worse than complete zealots IMO

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

So I know this will be u popular but part of what King says is compelling intellectually. What percentage of the population now does exist only because of rape and incest? Likely most it of you go back far enough. That said instill support abortion up to the age of 40.

akm, Thursday, 15 August 2019 05:33 (four years ago) link

king is way older than 40

j., Thursday, 15 August 2019 05:40 (four years ago) link

another compelling intellectual thought while listening to king - gee i wonder if could multiply steve king's face so i could beat the shit out of more than one version of it, assuming his face could not attack me back or try to bite me or struggle much, and i could hurt his face with a single forceful blow, then how many steve king faces would be the optimum number, balancing the satisfaction of beating the shit out of each individual face vs the fatigue from the physical force it takes to deliver a meaningful blow to a face, let alone multiple faces in a short period of time.

so probably 5 steve king faces

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 August 2019 05:41 (four years ago) link

i've beaten up a lot of people

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 August 2019 05:42 (four years ago) link

I would imagine so.

My own fantastical imaginings lean more toward sealing US Rep. Steve King in an airtight Lucite box and sinking it to the ocean floor amid a ring of video cameras on tripods. We can collectively discuss whether this should be a Pay-Per-View event or a free webstream.

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:39 (four years ago) link

That sounds like an experience best suited for google Cardboard

Z S - Amazon FC Ambassador (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

even for Trump this is pretty bad

It would show great weakness if Israel allowed Rep. Omar and Rep.Tlaib to visit. They hate Israel & all Jewish people, & there is nothing that can be said or done to change their minds. Minnesota and Michigan will have a hard time putting them back in office. They are a disgrace!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 15, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

They hate Israel & all Jewish people

FUCK all the GOP for hand waving this shit away . what a fucking shit head

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

Leake said that she has forwarded her letter to the FBI for investigation, although the agency says it is not presently investigating the incidents.

well okay then

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

oh great good old Bibi siding with fuck face

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

I kind of hope they just embalm the Bronze Turd's corpse wherever he happens to fall when he finally expires. It would be so much more satisfying than just taking a squirt on his gravestone.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

prone before dressing mirror, corset nearly tied, his asymmetrically long hair hanging past his shoulder

face down in the rough on his golf course, mid-cheat, frozen in the act of dropping a new ball

goggled and mouth agape in tanning bed

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

fairly certain that's a libellous statement from the prez

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link

Yeah, if I was either of those women I'd have a libel lawyer on the phone already.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

"what if being the presinetn is just like being on a reality show- because, folks, it IS a reality show. the best reality. what are they gonna do?"

Hunt3r, Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link

the same ppl whose ONLY issue with immigrants is that "they need to follow the law!" now side with dude trying to run over protesters at ICE facility cause the protesters were in the road. That's illegal! What kind of society will we be if we allow ppl who violate border and traffic laws to not be subjected to vigilante death penalties???

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

I am pretty sure that this is an impeachable offense

if a Dem president did it at least

frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

sneak peak of what 2020's gonna be like

Representatives Omar and Tlaib are the face of the Democrat Party, and they HATE Israel!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 15, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

if the prez tweets it, that means it is not libel

(does libel even exist in the US anymore, srsly?)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

btw frogbs it is "sneak peek" tho i see the other all the time now

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

any time I see “sneak peak” I pause to imagine the writer having a quiet orgasm in public about the topic, suppressing outward symptoms, and then immediately boasting about it

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

never noticed that mountaintop before, what a sneak peak

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 August 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

I suggest y'all read this thread.

The following thread builds on yesterday's.

1. I understand why it’s hard for normal people to believe that white evangelical Christians are sadists. Normal people have never been, as I was a long time ago, on the inside of that shadowy religious world.

— John Stoehr's Editorial Board (@johnastoehr) August 15, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

more great news about how great everything is in america
http://www.grubstreet.com/2019/08/trump-tariffs-european-cheese.html

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 15 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

(does libel even exist in the US anymore, srsly?)

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, August 15, 2019 6:51 PM (one hour ago)

Srsly, can someone answer this? Although tbf situation seems similar in the UK.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 15 August 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

UK always made it easier to prove, i thought?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 August 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link

starting to think this Yang guy has what it takes to be President

https://www.businessinsider.com/andrew-yang-calls-trump-fat-and-a-slob-2019-8

Yang concluded that Trump could probably beat him at "something that involved, like, trying to keep something on the ground and having really large body mass — like, if there was a hot-air balloon that was rising and you needed to try and keep it on the ground, he would be better than me at that, because he is so fat."

I mean how is that not a Clickhole quote

frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link


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