https://www.uva.nl/en/profile/j.c.hermes🕸joke hermes
― breastcrawl, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 16:00 (six years ago)
l1bertad v1tal
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Friday, 30 August 2019 16:31 (six years ago)
A1r J0rdan L0uis Qu1nto
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 August 2019 21:37 (six years ago)
so before she got married she was never Shona Dick?― mick signals
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 30 August 2019 23:31 (six years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/aug/31/opera-singer-glyndbourne-self-taught-dvd-vuvu-mpofu
vuvu mpofu
― j., Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:36 (six years ago)
TOday's Washington Post features a letter to the editor from one Thankful Vanderstar.
― tobo73, Sunday, 1 September 2019 18:58 (six years ago)
guto bebb
― j., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 02:33 (six years ago)
Pat Ham
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:12 (six years ago)
Ruud Sweering
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:51 (six years ago)
When you sort a list of players in Major League Baseball history alphabetically by first name, this is the full list of all the players between Simon Pond and Sol Carter. It is not a doctored list. It is, however, an important list. pic.twitter.com/zl6fX2Ipku— Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) September 14, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:20 (six years ago)
DAMN
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:37 (six years ago)
Close thread
― Madchen, Saturday, 5 October 2019 07:24 (six years ago)
huge fighting baseball energyhttps://relevantmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-05-at-9.32.04-AM.png
― to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 October 2019 07:41 (six years ago)
Sleve McDichael, the man, the myth, the ledeng
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 October 2019 14:15 (six years ago)
the opening credits of "The Chinese Stuntman", which I was watching again because I love the theme music, note that the film guest stars "Ban Rando". Their parents may or may not have named them that. Good movie.
https://youtu.be/XJ2tQUaDxaE?t=263
― Calpico Girlfriend (rushomancy), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:27 (six years ago)
Tytti Typpurainen
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 13:56 (six years ago)
lol i was just coming here to post that
― to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 13:57 (six years ago)
From the Marshall Efron obit:
Alfa-Betty Olsen
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:25 (six years ago)
xxp most of my relatives and my wife's relatives and the relatives of people I grew up with were from Finland and so were always making up fake finnish names that sound vaguely or explicitly obscene because so many of them sort of sound that way already, Tytti being a perfect example.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:43 (six years ago)
when my dad was a young reporter, his beat covered an area with a lot of Finno-Americans. The bureau concocted an imaginary troublemaker named Wayno Savalampi.
― bendy, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 18:13 (six years ago)
https://reading.academia.edu/JumblyGrindrod
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 November 2019 21:04 (six years ago)
Son of Professor Peter Grindrod CBE, apparently. According to his oddly thorough Wikipedia entry the family has four children, "Tom, Chris, Jumbly and Sophie", which raises all kinds of questions.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 3 November 2019 22:17 (six years ago)
It certainly does!
― Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 November 2019 22:46 (six years ago)
this is vastly more satisfying than black sheep
"she was always sort of the jumbly grindrod"
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 4 November 2019 13:29 (six years ago)
Kent Heckenlivelyhttps://edel-images.azureedge.net/ea/SS/images/jacket_covers/original/9781510752245_44f1c.jpg
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:34 (six years ago)
Heckenlively is a garbage person, though
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 November 2019 01:02 (six years ago)
Kent Fuckenslimey
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 01:15 (six years ago)
https://images.app.goo.gl/CwHV7Z8C59UzeZJ17
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 November 2019 02:02 (six years ago)
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/FFgAAOSwsbhdsKby/s-l500.jpg
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 November 2019 02:05 (six years ago)
Marx Lenin Dos Santoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY72nICEg78
― oscar A, Thursday, 14 November 2019 21:21 (six years ago)
Maybe not objectively a great real name but as a reporter on this story...https://i.imgur.com/1DxGphd.png
― joygoat, Thursday, 14 November 2019 21:33 (six years ago)
So apparently Belinda Carlisle's replacement as drummer for the Germs in 1977 was named Donna Rhia.
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 04:58 (six years ago)
Stage name. Recanted!
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 05:06 (six years ago)
"Duke political-science professor D. Sunshine Hillygus, one of the study’s authors, emphasized ..."
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/heres-the-depressing-reason-why-russian-trolls-may-have-failed-at-their-mission-to-divide-america-2019-11-26?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=new%20study%20of%20Russian%20efforts&utm_campaign=dukedailydec2
― file of unknown origin (bendy), Monday, 2 December 2019 12:41 (six years ago)
Lowmoan Spectacular
― epistantophus, Monday, 2 December 2019 12:47 (six years ago)
couple of great names on the current memphis tigers men's basketball roster:
Boogie EllisPrecious Achiuwa
― andrew m., Monday, 2 December 2019 16:07 (six years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athelstan_Spilhaus
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 December 2019 18:53 (six years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/profile/tulikukka-de-fresnes
― I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:01 (six years ago)
"Tulikukka" literally means "fireflower"... I've never heard of such a name before, presumably her parents were hippies or something, or she's changed it as an adult.
― Tuomas, Friday, 13 December 2019 08:08 (six years ago)
Hmm, apparently there are 30 or so people in Finland with that name, so I guess it's not unique.
― Tuomas, Friday, 13 December 2019 08:10 (six years ago)
Not a name per se but three cheers for the 'first initial of first name + last name' email address convention at this one dude's place of work that resulted in me receiving correspondence from a 'CHUDSON'.
(Although it still doesn't unseat the champion from my last place of work, where our 'first four letters of last name + first initial of first name' username convention surely hung like an albatross around poor P@trick FukuShima's neck.)
― i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 16:30 (six years ago)
Vesto Slipher
― pflōck (P. Flick), Monday, 6 January 2020 21:26 (six years ago)
very Metal gear Solid name
― "Third of the Storms" Jazz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 11:16 (six years ago)
One of the Great Great Real Names:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grinling_Gibbons
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 11:29 (six years ago)
Great real dead names: Just saw Hetty Swales on a grave.
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 12:20 (six years ago)
Septimus Neverson
― pomenitul, Friday, 10 January 2020 16:01 (six years ago)
Beckham Wheeler-Greenall New ZealandFull name Beckham Reef Wheeler-Greenall
was a toss-up between this thread and 'abysmal real names' tbh but let's be kind to beckham reef wheeler-greenall
― opden gnash (imago), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:03 (six years ago)
Severin Hacker
― We Jam von Economo (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 January 2020 00:50 (six years ago)
Barby Barbara (only became this nane after marriage)
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 January 2020 00:56 (six years ago)
Tuna Altınel
― pomenitul, Saturday, 25 January 2020 11:25 (six years ago)