The 2006 American Midterm Election Day Thread

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DUDES HOW AWESOME IS DEVAL PATRICK!?!?!@


Patrick was born on Chicago's South Side in 1956, into an African-American family living on welfare and residing in a one-bedroom apartment. His father Pat Patrick, a member of jazz musician Sun Ra's band, left his wife Emily, son Deval, and daughter Rhonda in order to play music in New York City.[1] While in middle school, one of Deval's teachers referred Deval to A Better Chance, a national non-profit organization for identifying, recruiting and developing leaders among academically gifted students of color, which enabled him to attend Milton Academy in Milton, Massachusetts.[2][3]

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, his dad abandoned his family?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I'm waiting for The Onion's Kelly political cartoon now.

"Welcome to hell, America"

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

wtf?! that is so awesome

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Breaking News 12:53 PM ET:
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld Intends to Resign, Republican Officials Told the A.P.

Beth S. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

So who's gonna take Rummy's place, eh?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/1.5/ceiling/bnb/breaking_news.gif

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is stepping down, sources tell CNN.


A HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA FUCK YOU HOPE YOU FUCKIN GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE WAY HOME

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

And only if Bush had done this a week ago, how different last night could have been.

"Rumsfield will stay until 2008"

I can't believe it. Seriously.

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Oh this IS rich.

I'm watching the Washington Post stream.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'll only rejoice when I'm certain he won't simply be replaced by another incompetent GOP jackal.

xpost: ah, yeah. There we go.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

so is bush going to accept his resignation this time? because didn't he try to resign twice already and bush refused it?

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Trying to avoid the subpeona, I see.

The milblogs will be insane.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

2 minute countdown!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking fucking fucking idiots.

Even two DAYS ago, had the annoucement of Rumsfield stepping down came through, last night could have been different.

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Daddino, that includes bastard Joementum, right?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

is this the replacement:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Gates

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Did he just start his press conference with 'Why all the glum faces?'

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Yes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

HAR HAR DRAPES JOKE.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Lord, this is embarassing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Back to Pa. for a moment. Note that Rick's eldest son is clearly giving America the finger as his dad admits defeat. Obviously hates freedom.

http://cache.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/11/santorumconcedes.jpg

And now, back to Rummy.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

republican right wing media

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ned why u so fast

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

lisnin on npr... W sez "Democrat" the way Dole said "Democrat wars" in '76

HAHA, that decorating joke laid a Charles Rocket-size egg

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, am i happy i lost this bet. i never never NEVER thought these lunkheads would have been forced from any of their positions by anyone short of DC cops dragging them out of their offices.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Energy dependence! WTF!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Lord Custos is writing his speech!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

God! This is amazing! This is just AWFUL.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

xpost WTF OTM!!!

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

let's protect the American people--from habeas corpus

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Bush is speaking awfully fast, isn't he?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

I can't hear this thanks to work restrictions, so PLZ TO SUMMARIZE THKS.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Whose is the big giant head in the background?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

The Iraq Study Group is getting major play.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Mike -- mostly just hoarse sounding waffle. He's never sounded more like a bad Clinton imitator.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

"Timing is right for new leadership at the Pentagon!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

here we go, he's gone!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Who is Bob Gates?

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Bob Gates confirmed

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY PREZ RUNS DoD! Maybe.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Bush is giving it large to: US Sheriff in Charge of war on terror

Bob Gates in charge of US Defense

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Dubya currently sounding really irritated

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

MEET THE NEW SPOOK...

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Gates

Has to get house and senate confirmation, no? This one or the one from jan 3rd?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Dude is on the study group.

Too much of this is saying "We've been talking about this for WEEKS."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

He is telling Bin Laden not to smurk

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Enemies, do not be joyful we will git you.

Iraqis, we will stand with you

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

The message to 'our enemies' is a treat. THANKS FOR THE BOILERPLATE.

"DO NOT BE FEARFUL, PEOPLE OF IRAQ!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

uh, why all the long faces...


TIMING!!!

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

TERRORITSTS WE STILL HATE U

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)


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