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yeah absolutely it isn't the existence of the tech i'm bitching about at this stage, but if they keep this shit up i'm gonna stop watching football

― seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:53 (six years ago)

I see the league is going to be as competitive as ever.

― Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:35 (six years ago)

Bournemouth finish about as well as my local team

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 14:14 (six years ago)

man why wwas this the game they gave us here locally

Bournemouth look terrible

Sheffield, well, mama always said....

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 14:40 (six years ago)

finally a goal

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:21 (six years ago)

lol...Bournemouth gonna Bournemouth. give away the equalizer with 2 minutes left

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:46 (six years ago)

silby your team got a draw....against a 10 man Everton....at home.

could be worse! a point is a point

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:54 (six years ago)

Billy Sharp :D

― seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:05 (six years ago)

Grealish has got a bit of a Cathy Dennis thing going on here now, hmm

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:33 (six years ago)

Didn't watch a ton of Spurs last season but thought Eric Died was as poor as Trippier, be interested to see if he lasts the season as a regular

Ooh good chance for lucas

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:35 (six years ago)

Eric died lol

― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:35 (six years ago)

Danny Rose might end up outlasting Poch.

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:36 (six years ago)

Lol not deliberate
Xp

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:36 (six years ago)

Grealish can't pull off that look like Patrick Berger could.

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:38 (six years ago)

Actually watched a snide broadcast of everton v palace in an everton pub... never felt in much danger of exposing myself with extravagant gloating goal celebrations.

Glass half full: we gritted out a point we didn't deserve

Half empty: we played shit and should have been stuffed and are definitely going down if that's the best we've got

― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

wanna hear darragh on that goal

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

Lol, starting like we ended last season.

― ShariVari, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

One punt down the middle

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

Sweet pass, way too easy. Spurs will still win I think but hella shakey at the back.

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

disgrace

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

Villa have looked the more dangerous side since they scored.

― ShariVari, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:59 (six years ago)

hateful hateful sport

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:02 (six years ago)

Weak finish, didn't channel his namesake enough.
Aside from the moura chance the quality of spurs' crosses has been excreable

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:03 (six years ago)

playing like they just expect goals to come to them

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:10 (six years ago)

This whole 45 has been an excellent argument as to why we shouldn't sell Eriksen.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

silby your team got a draw....against a 10 man Everton....at home.

could be worse! a point is a point

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, August 10, 2019 8:54 AM (one hour ago)

I caught the thrilling final moments in the form of the text feed on FlashScore. Not a bad start to my career as an English football fan

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:15 (six years ago)

Harry Kane gots the yips.

saved by the offside flag

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:17 (six years ago)

Twitter Spurs fans giving up

We start where we left off last year. #Liverpool and #ManCity thrashing the opposition. I feel if #Spurs don’t beat ManCity next week then season over. It’s that predictable #Football #DeathOfFoorball #MoneyRuinsTheGame #LevelPlayingField
— Dylan Lewis (@DesignFourTweet) August 10, 2019

No top 4 this season #spurs #THFC #THFC
— HETSPURS (@HETSPURS) August 10, 2019

You can kind of see why all them players turned #Spurs down this week 😂😂
— Simon John 🎅🎄🎁🎅🎄🎁🎅 (@LoveSimon88) August 10, 2019

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

@HETSPURS

― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

lol Twitter fans

― seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:30 (six years ago)

Good to see a St Mirren player scoring in the EPL.

― Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:34 (six years ago)

Out for a throw in ,jesus

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:36 (six years ago)

what the fuuuuck

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

Lol at level playing field hashtag. When has this ever been the case?

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

also death to "foorball" hashtag

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

we have a "level playing field" in the States' top flight league via a salary cap and limit on number of international players. the result is a league full of shit teams and a few ok ones.

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:39 (six years ago)

amazing throughball to the invisible forward

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

throwin my god

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:41 (six years ago)

Can't help but think it's a little early for Villa to be camped inside their own box.
MLS sounds not that dissimilar to the epl when you put it like that

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

Kane is the best crosser Spurs have unfortunately

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

yes bus parking for 35 minutes will be a losing game.

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:43 (six years ago)

who dy'all think the first sub will be

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:44 (six years ago)

great, Serpico's on the field now

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:46 (six years ago)

Haven't seen the benches but I assume eriksen is there and will be on first. Is llorente still at Spurs?

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:48 (six years ago)

with the caveat that the shifting of the Overton window now means every position between third and 17th is midtable, this is absolutely a midtable team

― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:50 (six years ago)

If llorente has left does that mean that the entirety of Spurs striking options are Kane/son/moura?

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:51 (six years ago)

And Troy Parrott, though he is a) not on the bench and b) legally a child.

― ShariVari, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:52 (six years ago)

Who are all really good but son/moura aren't really a stylistic replacement for kane obviously.

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:53 (six years ago)

"oh hey the goalie is off his line, I'm going to strike a slow, bouncing shot towards goal"

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:55 (six years ago)

Boom

― oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:59 (six years ago)

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It's not even how it looks on TV, I'm fine with that, but the socially distanced match day, without the usual rituals around that, it just feels like a joyless proposition.

― Matt DC, Monday, 24 August 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

I'm really missing the dialogue between the players and a stadium of fans. Even the champions League final felt halfway like a friendly.

― closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 24 August 2020 21:37 (five years ago)

MLS is opening up games to small handfuls of fans, and this could be humorous. Just remembering pre-pandemic, a few years ago when a bunch of douches were harassing Tim Howard at a Colorado match and he loudly told them "go fuck your mother".

― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:05 (five years ago)

Harry Maguire found GUILTY of aggravated assault, resisting arrest, and repeated attempts of bribery.
— Martha Kelner (@marthakelner) August 25, 2020

― Number None, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:29 (five years ago)

lol that didn't take long

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:31 (five years ago)

Andy Carroll with a timely reminder that he is the greatest striker England has ever produced pic.twitter.com/ZVslHlTBq8
— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) August 25, 2020

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:36 (five years ago)

“Do you know who I am? I am very rich, I can give you money,”

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:41 (five years ago)

“I am the leader of Manchester United”

― crisp, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:43 (five years ago)

already enjoying the commentary from experts on the Greek legal system on Twitter

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:43 (five years ago)

lol also Phil Jones trending

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

lol also Phil Jones trending

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

So looks like Messi is going to City then :|

― Number None, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 06:36 (five years ago)

Shame Stoke are in the Championship

― Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 09:43 (five years ago)

wet Tuesday nights will be available in Burnley, Leeds, Salford

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 09:48 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgSQvfZWkAMWSOH?format=jpg&name=medium

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 10:06 (five years ago)

quite a lot of online Wolves fans throwing a fit about Doherty to Spurs, personally i have faith in the owners and Nuno tho the money quoted seems low, even in the mystery market of covidball. still i think this could be one of those deals where it works for everybody.

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 August 2020 11:28 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ega1xbtWoAARcFz?format=jpg&name=large

Young Doherty, circled

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 August 2020 12:13 (five years ago)

Pogba's got the 'rona

As do six Chelsea players apparently

― Number None, Thursday, 27 August 2020 13:32 (five years ago)

Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 September 2020 11:53 (five years ago)

No EPL thread should be open for 13 months.

― Matt DC, Monday, 7 September 2020 12:43 (five years ago)

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