The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

assuming Trump loses in 2020 the entire focus of the GOP is going to be building a “case” for impeaching the next Dem president—whether the current House moves to impeach or not. They will campaign in 2022 on impeaching the D president for merely being alive and deigning to cross the threshold of the Oval Office. believe it.

Where's the articles of impeachment?

a-A-AND THOSE TAX RETURNS WHERE'S THOSE

will otm

yep

can't wait to get a hold of those damning tax documents a month or two after he's voted out of office and already in a new country corrupting new shit

You impeacheded us first, a-holes! Just wait, we're gonna impeach you so hard your pants'll split!

Toddlers gonna toddle, etc.

the situation in texas state politics is insane

https://www.texasmonthly.com/politics/texas-house-speaker-dennis-bonnen-michael-quinn-sullivan/

Xp but still, From now on, every inauguration will be the beginning of impeachment season. Bet on it.

conservative activist Michael Quinn Sullivan who, like most assassins, goes by all three of his names.

lol

and already in a new country corrupting new shit

this is one faint ray of hope: the gigantic baby is too terrified of going to places that aren't owned by him to flee the country, and no other country is going to let him in to corrupt shit to his own ends anyway

of course if impeached he'll escape jail time bcz his doctors will all of a sudden discover that he has advanced dementia & it would be cruel to remove him from care, but

bcz his doctors will all of a sudden discover that he has advanced dementia acute bone spurs & it would be cruel to remove him from care

ftfy

Brain Spurs

Butt spurts

It has been kinda cool to learn that you can skirt the consequences of all debased behavior by just striving to be the absolute worst in every conceivable way to the extent that it short circuits everyone's capacity to deal with you effectively.

I don’t think “you” can, HE can. One of the few silver linings of Trump is that I feel like his MO is hard to replicate since it’s so grounded in his bizarre self-absorption.

I wouldn't count on that

[Trump then went on a seemingly unprompted tangent about Hollywood being “racist.”

“Hollywood is racist,” Trump said. “What they’re doing with the kind of movies they’re putting out, it’s actually very dangerous for our country. What Hollywood is doing is a tremendous disservice to our country.”

Trump offered no examples.

you know you're a genius media manipulator when you can conjure an argument that has only terrible examples out of thin air

I don’t think “you” can, HE can. One of the few silver linings of Trump is that I feel like his MO is hard to replicate

I mean Cosby's in prison but I'd probably wait on the Weinstein/Epstein cases before drawing any definitive conclusions.

good morning!

Twitter is reporting that Epstein committed 'suicide'. Rather convenient for a lot of parties.

Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide overnight at MCC Manhattan, the federal lockup where he had been held pending trial on federal sex trafficking charges, three law enforcement officials told @ABC News. Via @AaronKatersky

— Julia Macfarlane (@juliamacfarlane) August 10, 2019

Well that’s disappointing. Hopefully the truth will still come out somehow.

How in the ever living fuck does this happen when he’s on constant watch???

He's pushed.

And we learned yesterday that former senator George Mitchell was one of the men accused of having sex with one of his girls

thank god they drained the swamp or this would reek

bill richardson too, which is disappointing as I liked him. both democrats. I'm sure Qanon people are having a field day now. I wonder what will happen with the rest of this investigation and the other people implicated

Jeffrey Epstein's suicide ends the criminal case against him because no one else was charged in the indictment.

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) August 10, 2019

BREAKING: Alleged "camera malfunction" last night at MCC where Jeffrey Epstein was locked up.#EpsteinFiles

— Michael Coudrey (@MichaelCoudrey) August 10, 2019

Disregard second tweet (from a crank w/ no corroboration)

It's been some time since I practiced law but effectively this means Epstein's search warrants cannot be challenged and the evidence may in theory be used in other cases -- if someone can independently verify it.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) August 10, 2019

At the very least, I'd like a prosecution of Ghislaine Maxwell, the long-term close associate of Epstein that reportedly procured the girls and young women.

I think a many of the names of Epstein associates are no more guilty than Stephen Hawking, who was once flown to Pedo Island for an Epstein sponsored conference. But blackmail could account for some of Epstein's wealth, and there's too much circumstantial evidence that Epstein and Maxwell, like her father Robert Maxwell, are tied up in foreign intelligence, to go uninvestigated. If I were an innocent-in-fact man on those lists, I'd would like to be cleared by an investigation as well.

I imagine Maxwell will be investigated, and some of the others named as accomplices.

In one of the police filings they documented that they recovered CDs named (girl name) + (adult name) in a safe.

Here is what law-enforcement officials found in Jeffrey Epstein’s Upper East Side mansion on Saturday night when they executed a search warrant, according to SDNY’s detention memo: pic.twitter.com/CSKWMmCVY8

— erica orden (@eorden) July 8, 2019

so, I wonder what will happen with all of this evidence.

Deee-lighted that #ClintonBodyCount is trending!

How in the ever living fuck does this happen when he’s on constant watch???

🤔🤔🤔

so, I wonder what will happen with all of this evidence.

they're going to put it all in a pile in a really dry, extremely flammable room, throw a bunch of matchbooks in there to keep it company, then assign officer Jenkins to Accidental Fire watch duty all weekend. hope nothing happens to it!!!

XP Sometimes people just spontaneously combust...

I think the past 20 years or so have made me constitutionally resistant to conspiracy theories. So all the Clinton body count stuff is making me puke today.

Literally every lefty on Twitter looks like a fucking idiot right now

Every conspiracy usually boils down to people being shitty/lazy at their jobs, or systems based on indifference and routine

#TontyBlerBodyCount

As someone on twitter pointed out the best counter to ClintonBodyCount is the continued existence of Anthony Weiner - you wouldn’t even need to be sneaky about that one, I think everyone would understand.

I don’t think the idea that Epstein was killed is at all ridiculous though.

Every conspiracy usually boils down to people being shitty/lazy at their jobs, or systems based on indifference and routine

In this case, I think indifference was probably a big factor. I think the point of view of a lot of prison guards would be: who cares whether this notorious scumbag lives or dies and why do I have to be extra vigilant to protect him from himself? If he dies, it's just that much simpler and the world is better off without him. Larger considerations would not enter their heads.

I don’t think the idea that Epstein was killed is at all ridiculous though.

me neither

May just find that whoever killed Epatein was one of the parents. Or working form
Undermines conspiracy theories somewhat possibly.