Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Oh sorry, I'm talking about the literal slavering hounds I have penned on the private island where I indulge my sinister whims. Should've been clearer.

He was a winner
Who became the doggies' dinner
Sad!

he never meant that much to me / poor Donnie

the nations old men steam/when donnie blurts a twitter stream

So, consensus is building around dud?

― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin)

lmfao

ctrl+f "Trump" on Google News homepage yields 27 hits. 4 of the 6 "Headlines" entries have his name in the headline.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, June 11, 2019 4:58 PM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

27 hits for "Trump" again today wtf

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, June 25, 2019 7:27 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

40 now!

Xp 2 weeks ago

Too insecure to wear glasses... this is believable. There are immature baby boomers that still make fun of people for liking video games.

Google search for “Obama bizarre”:
477,000 results

Google search for “Bush bizarre”:
909,000 results

Google search for “Trump bizarre”: 228,000,000 results

Wonder how long before we hit the quarter billion mark.

http://985thejewel.com/wp-content/uploads/35441927080_5612a67c03_z.jpg

About 253,000,000 results (0.46 seconds)

rip omc

"Buy The Rights" is such a perfect unused Trump Tweet exclamation.

I'm not inherently against a trade war with China, but Trump is playing this one really badly

you are hereby ordered not to think that

i'm thinking dud!!!

G7 is gonna be lit fam

bolsonaro is a strong, good leader, very strong. macron and merkel are wrong to think that the amazon burning down is an emergency

fake news those are bonsai trees and candles

They should have raked the floor.

planet earth: too big to fail

Maybe the other G7s will hold him down tomorrow night and beat him with bars of soap wrapped in towels.

The question I was asked most today by fellow World Leaders, who think the USA is doing so well and is stronger than ever before, happens to be, “Mr. President, why does the American media hate your Country so much? Why are they rooting for it to fail?”

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2019

Are you sure they didn't say Sir?

seems legit

that's an excellent example of a restrictive clause!

picking up strong Paul Harvey vibes from that one, can't explain why

and that boy, who nobody liked, grew up to be...donald trump

our big boy is in a good mood today. wishing regis philbin, sean connery, and vince mcmahon a happy birthday, and he's excited that jesse watters is engaged!

SCOOP: President Trump has suggested multiple times to senior Homeland Security and national security officials that they explore using nuclear bombs to stop hurricanes from hitting the United States. https://t.co/4vidIuiijA

— Axios (@axios) August 25, 2019

OK... at least that's so completely stupid and insane that no one else around him could ever think otherwise

never say never

A different senior administration official, who has been briefed on the president's hurricane bombing suggestion, defended Trump's idea and said it was no cause for alarm. "His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad," the official said. "His objective is not bad."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/aug/26/donald-trump-suggests-nuking-hurricanes-to-stop-them-hitting-america-report

Shortly after Trump came to power National Geographic published an article pointing out how frequent the idea of nuking hurricanes has been over the last few decades: “It’s an appealing thought, especially when, during hurricane season, we’re annually reminded of the immense destruction wrought by these storms.

“And it’s probably why, every year for the past six decades, government agencies have received missives from concerned citizens, urging preemptive attacks against hurricanes using nuclear weapons.”

I...got nothing.

The solution is simple: we must build a wall against hurricanes, but make the hurricanes pay for it!

www.AlBroccoli2020.gov

tbf hurricanes used to respect the United States, but that was before Obama

Can we organize some bots to @ him about the importance of jamming forks into wall sockets?

And how liberals want to take away everyone's right to jam a fork into a wall socket? That part is important.

The story by Axios that President Trump wanted to blow up large hurricanes with nuclear weapons prior to reaching shore is ridiculous. I never said this. Just more FAKE NEWS!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2019

Denial-as-confirmation: check.
Speaking of himself in the third person: check.
Dumbass catch phrase that makes his cultboys jack themselves like chimps: check.

Meanwhile, we read about his most recent inanity and jack ourselves like beautiful and graceful giraffes.

yeah after that tweet I'm 100% convinced this is true

original reporter stands by it

I'm sure there's a discrete mental disorder wherein one speaks extemporaneously like a three-year-old with no conception of how the world works and then vehemently denounces ever having said those things once it's pointed out how profoundly wrong + stupid those things are and never learning from this process at all...but I'm not sure what mental disorder that is.

I still think it's funny how he's best friends with everyone when they're in the same room as him but as soon as they're gone he's the Twitter warrior again

It's because he's a fucking coward like every telephone tough guy ever. You gotta play it cool when you're in a room full of people who have every reason to want to punch your teeth down your throat, president or not.

That footage of dude walking away from the G7 podium, he can barely stand up straight. He looks like a lumbering old ape.

🚨 SCOOP: Madeleine Westerhout, Trump’s personal assistant, was fired after bragging to reporters that she had a better relationship w/ Trump than his own daughters and POTUS did not like being in pictures w/ Tiffany because he thought she was overweight. https://t.co/Hpyhh7I1b4

— Daniel Lippman (@dlippman) August 30, 2019

he's finally acknowledging her!!! a day of love

"overweight"

more than ever I feel this man is a dud

i understand jabba the hutt was rarely pictured with salacious crumb for similar reasons

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/31/us/politics/trump-twitter.html

finally, we can get to the real problem

But for people who care about the English language and how best to use it, President Trump’s continual flouting of even basic writing conventions is a serious matter indeed.

I hear the pedant vote is very important in the suburbs of Madison, WI and might be enough to swing the state blue.

trump's a dud is my two cents