PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

that sort of casual AS won't provoke a panorama doc.

saying Jews are innately wealthy is up there with "those coloured folk are good at dancing"

To quote Donald J. Trump: 'Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.'

I see Lilicunt is trying to break the world ratio record yet again:

And any examples of Britain treating Ireland in an "appalling" way?

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) August 6, 2019

abolition of the monarchy, abolition of westminster, vastly improved public transport and a move away from car-centred planning,

Assume you stuck this one in to check whether anyone was paying attention?

I assume he was referring to the Westminster parliamentary system. Unless he meant the Statute of Westminster…

If he meant "write a constitution, ffs" then I withdraw my objection.

I'm pretty sure that a lot of Johnson's cabinet are slavering over No Deal - I suspect himself was hoping that the EU would cave once a Churchillian figure hove into view.

As his list refers to devolution, the establishment of an English Parliament for England & abolition of WM as the UK’s Parliament?

http://waynechadburn.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Vote-YP.jpg

The House of Gammons

pretty sure I voted Yorkshire Party for the lulz one time

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBPzK4NWsAAgaJ9.jpg

lol the working class areas of Yorkshire being targeted by the brexit party.

What are those boundaries?

I'm pretty sure that a lot of Johnson's cabinet are slavering over No Deal

This is the rub, innit? A large part of the Tory membership are apparently mad-keen-can't-wait for this (I don't know how much the repeated drumbeat of 'no deal is better than a bad deal' helped this along); a hard-to-size percentage of Tory MPs are quite genuinely into it, a harder-to-size-but-feels-like-larger-still percentage know it is mad but are posturing anyway for perceived gain ... and they're all utterly critical because there's no majority. There's a shit version of the trolley problem to be had here.

Xp

The gammon heartlands boundaries

in between shortlisting dream candidates for PM to unite the politically homeless centre Adonis has proposed moving parliament to solihull, which depending on how its implemented could work as part of my list https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/heres-calls-move-parliament-solihull-16707534

it's almost like Adonis doesn't want parliament to burn to the ground in a glorious firestorm after a wonderful chain of events started by a major electrical fault.

While he rides his son (HS2) to freedom?

this got dark

well the thread does have "die" in the title! so expect some fucked up imagery ahoy!

Quite perspicacious of Adonis to realize that in a decade Ireland will be united and Scotland independent so West Mids will be centre of the rump UK

Lads I’m not the one who called a train my son, anything else is in yere imaginations.

Cannot wait for rump UK... Even though I might die lol.

the united kingdom of lesser britain

In further proof that this thread should cross over with football thread* Huddersfield v Derby was on yesterday, or as I immediately thought, Sheerman v Williamson.

*or that my brain is rotted beyond repair; blame Boris and The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

The rump statelet is going to be Tory as fuck, right?

less said about Elphick's suicidal shouldered backpass tour our rookie Polish u21 keeper the better, the keeper might end up being the scapegoat!

but the very idea of Sheerman v Williamson is like Hitler vs Antonescu.

Just had worst coffee&bacon bap in London at Victoria Station.Why can't Camden Food Co employ English staff?

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) April 23, 2012

never heard of a coffee & bacon bap before tbf, seems a bit niche

Sorry its an old tweet, he wuz on a learning curve at that moment - he was only 67 back then

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-49257086/dominic-raab-we-sought-mandate-for-no-deal-brexit

cummings cummingness cumming at yat

ya! not yat (first world gap ya probs)

xxp his David Miliband tweets are hilarious

Listening to David Miliband & Martin Taylor @BBCr4today perked me up no end.

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) June 28, 2012

he is renowned for being in the pocket of some of the building behemoths and stanning for ridiculously unwanted white elephant projects like making st Georges square a totally covered area and cable cars from the station to that HD1 project where people can ski down kilner bank and breath in them carcinogenic ICI fumes. he's a fucking hideous excuse for a human being.

Oh no

I just discovered I have a much higher amount of my DNA that is from Ireland than I thought likely!

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) February 11, 2018

@bbcnickrobinson When any off us tried to tackle Tony Blair on this we were brushed aside as with any concern over immigration.

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) January 5, 2014

my fave Sheerman anecdote* is when he turned up in a Hudds pub when the Sheffwed vs Town playoff game was on and cheered when Sheff wed scored and embarrassingly stormed out the pub when everyone laughed at him.

*probably repeating myself here!

but I'm glad I'm glad my parliamentary representative is Paula Sherriff who isn't exactly of the Corbyn wing, but she isn't no Sheerman, nor a self promoting vacuous Jess Phillips type either. I don't have to wear a gas mask into the polling booth.

he visited my sink primary school in Brackenhall in the early 80's and told us what a hard working life it is being an MP.

but hey at least he is a remoaner clown and thinks Trump is evil!

t'rump parliament

Sometimes you guys are as crazy with the acronyms on this thread as actual bureaucrats

quoi?

John McDonnell suggests Labour wouldn't use Westminster veto on #indyref2https://t.co/NxTbZkLBbg

— Radio Clyde News (@RadioClydeNews) August 7, 2019

Who would make the best national unity prime minister in October?

Maybe Sir John Major (returning to the Commons in a by election), Hilary Benn or Ken Clarke?

— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) August 6, 2019

Yvette Cooper
Hilary Benn
Keir Starmer
Dominic Grieve
Caroline Lucas
There are quite a few others

that 117th FBPE fantasy wankfest of the year in full

Actual madness. Think American centrists might be taking Clinton losing better than our lot are taking brexit

i like that they call it a national unity government when clearly the plan is to fuck off a substantial slice - a minority, i know! chill your FBPE boots - of the nation

Cooper is always a regular FBPE mention despite as it is being pointed out she is very much an assumed/nominal remainer and has never backed a 2nd ref. It shows really that their main agenda is anyone but Corbyn, stop brexit 2nd.

#buckinghampalace

God Save the Queen. HM Save The United Kingdom. HRH knows what to do. #BuckinghamPalace #StopBrexitSaveBritain #FBPE pic.twitter.com/jA9uwoh23W

— Andre Camara (@ThatAndreCamara) August 6, 2019