PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

about time the landed gentry got a bit closer the land!

Once scooped up, that soil could be used to construct a man-made island off the Pacific coast where they could all congregate in blissful, communal solitude at long last.

the rutland archipelago

fuck that it sounds too nice, the scunthorpe gulag archipelagos would be much more educational for them.

can we just wall off guernsey escape from new york-style and intern the rich there until we can get this whole situation under control

open for a surprise:

Mayor suggests parking problem solution https://t.co/r4lRYD8eQu pic.twitter.com/Bog3G9ROdn

— SHROPSHIRE (@DailySHROPSHIRE) August 5, 2019

climate will have a bearing on everything, the state of the big parties will have a bearing on everything, revolutions in tech will have a bearing on everything, the media will have a bearing on everything, the general mood of the demos wrt the political process will have a bearing on everything, the global economy will have a bearing on everything, the unforgettable terror of the great yawning abyssal nothingness will have a bearing on everything

some exemplary 'local councillors pointing at things' content there xp

Indeed, ogmor, indeed.

the unforgettable terror of the great yawning abyssal nothingness will have a bearing on everything

it all comes back to the midlands eventually

A bull ring on everything.

what? more canals than Venice, pal!

Wait have my drugs kicked in or is Alex Ferguson the mayor of Newport?

venice will probably be one giant canal in about 18 months tbf

You beat me to it there. (xp)

be funny if he had a wee young assistant who is a Giggsy clone.

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/p14-Priest-Bodmin.jpg

any excuse to post this viz classic!

thread's covering a lot of ground today

with all due respect i would suggest that any MP not currently convinced that Johnson has set the controls for the heart of The Sun may not be temperamentally ready for whatever struggle lies ahead

Yeah, I think they know that (or know that's he acting that way so well it might as well be genuine). I think what they're actually waiting (utterly in vain) for is their less swivel-eyed constituents to realise this might be madness and allow them to stop it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxp

Given that Johnson's Cabinet of all the headbangers could well have neutralised the ERG is it possible he's just trying to scare the EU into giving him a few face-saving changes to the WA and trying to scare Parliament into voting it through?

With a margin of one I don't think anything can be said to have neutralised the ERG. At least, anything that did would lose them Remainers.

Their rhetoric has ruined them here. Some form of undemocratic backstop is essentially unavoidable for the WA, so they can't have the WA. There is no Brexit left that can be delivered, is there? For those who understand that No Deal is bad not good, the only escape left is brinksmanship and making it Someone Else's Fault.

https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/bears-wolves-roam-ancient-woodland-wildlife-project/

^^^this has been open less than a fortnight btw and already the clamour for hogs is *crossbow bolt thru forehead*

post hog ergo propter hog

hnnnnnnnggggghhhhhhhhhh

Why is Corbyn inciting hatred of the wealthy? I guess it’s consistent with his hatred of Jews. The wealthy pay far more tax and create more jobs than his tribe, so should be celebrated and cherished, not derided. Wealth should be a protected characteristic. https://t.co/YJIylaCC4S

— Sol 🇬🇧 (@SolWpolski) August 5, 2019

that sort of casual AS won't provoke a panorama doc.

saying Jews are innately wealthy is up there with "those coloured folk are good at dancing"

To quote Donald J. Trump: 'Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.'

I see Lilicunt is trying to break the world ratio record yet again:

And any examples of Britain treating Ireland in an "appalling" way?

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) August 6, 2019

abolition of the monarchy, abolition of westminster, vastly improved public transport and a move away from car-centred planning,

Assume you stuck this one in to check whether anyone was paying attention?

I assume he was referring to the Westminster parliamentary system. Unless he meant the Statute of Westminster…

If he meant "write a constitution, ffs" then I withdraw my objection.

I'm pretty sure that a lot of Johnson's cabinet are slavering over No Deal - I suspect himself was hoping that the EU would cave once a Churchillian figure hove into view.

As his list refers to devolution, the establishment of an English Parliament for England & abolition of WM as the UK’s Parliament?

http://waynechadburn.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Vote-YP.jpg

The House of Gammons

pretty sure I voted Yorkshire Party for the lulz one time

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBPzK4NWsAAgaJ9.jpg

lol the working class areas of Yorkshire being targeted by the brexit party.

What are those boundaries?

I'm pretty sure that a lot of Johnson's cabinet are slavering over No Deal

This is the rub, innit? A large part of the Tory membership are apparently mad-keen-can't-wait for this (I don't know how much the repeated drumbeat of 'no deal is better than a bad deal' helped this along); a hard-to-size percentage of Tory MPs are quite genuinely into it, a harder-to-size-but-feels-like-larger-still percentage know it is mad but are posturing anyway for perceived gain ... and they're all utterly critical because there's no majority. There's a shit version of the trolley problem to be had here.

Xp

The gammon heartlands boundaries

in between shortlisting dream candidates for PM to unite the politically homeless centre Adonis has proposed moving parliament to solihull, which depending on how its implemented could work as part of my list https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/heres-calls-move-parliament-solihull-16707534

it's almost like Adonis doesn't want parliament to burn to the ground in a glorious firestorm after a wonderful chain of events started by a major electrical fault.

While he rides his son (HS2) to freedom?

this got dark

well the thread does have "die" in the title! so expect some fucked up imagery ahoy!

Quite perspicacious of Adonis to realize that in a decade Ireland will be united and Scotland independent so West Mids will be centre of the rump UK

Lads I’m not the one who called a train my son, anything else is in yere imaginations.

Cannot wait for rump UK... Even though I might die lol.

the united kingdom of lesser britain

In further proof that this thread should cross over with football thread* Huddersfield v Derby was on yesterday, or as I immediately thought, Sheerman v Williamson.

*or that my brain is rotted beyond repair; blame Boris and The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

The rump statelet is going to be Tory as fuck, right?

less said about Elphick's suicidal shouldered backpass tour our rookie Polish u21 keeper the better, the keeper might end up being the scapegoat!