abysmal real names

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important detail:

His father, a blacksmith, and grandfather were also named Preserved Fish.[2]

Today he dances jazz, but tomorrow he will sell his homeland (seandalai), Sunday, 4 August 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

you are fucking kidding me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbo,_Brooklyn

The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 5 August 2019 08:10 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

Sthefany Brito and her brother Kayky.

― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 March 2015 08:25 (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

this came up in conversation just now

imago, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:24 (six years ago)

Glamorgan Cricket is excited to announce the signing of West Indian batsman Kraigg Brathwaite as our overseas signing for the final three Specsavers County Championship matches of the season.

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 September 2019 12:03 (six years ago)

four weeks pass...

Santa Ratniece

(Abysmality presumes English pronunciation.)

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:55 (six years ago)

too weird to be abysmal

at least it's not the usual scatological fare

imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:08 (six years ago)

Abysmal as in abyssal as in awful as in awesome of course.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

snakes on a plane, mise en abyme

imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

Directed by Caspar David Friedrich.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:19 (six years ago)

would sunder myself before

imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:22 (six years ago)

https://www.discogs.com/artist/67054-Kaotic

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:47 (six years ago)

no

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:53 (six years ago)

i refuse. i cannot

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:53 (six years ago)

(not that it's a bad choice! if anything it's too abysmal. i am done)

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:54 (six years ago)

just clicked it again and it had the same potency

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (six years ago)

also goes by the alias 'happy titsworth' i shit you not

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:10 (six years ago)

i think 'timmy' offers the deepest abyss

imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:14 (six years ago)

The Happiness of Timothy Titsworth is surely the title of a 1968 b-side by some English pop psychedelic act on Decca or Regal Zonophone.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:16 (six years ago)

real estate sign:

McKaebrie Reese

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 14 October 2019 22:09 (six years ago)

oof that's a great one

imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 22:12 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Damn, you beat me to it. Abysmal human being to boot (mental illness notwithstanding).

pomenitul, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:43 (six years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymour_Cocks

the woefullest shirker (NickB), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:29 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Geoffrey Kabaservice

pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:21 (six years ago)

L3xxus 0rgan

bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:22 (six years ago)

I thought Al Kaline was an abysmally poor joke nickname until I found out it was real. Which was good, as then I got a multiple-choice quiz question out of it:

Which of these is the name of a player in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
a) Al Kaline
b) Nob Legas
c) Hal Ogen

anatol_merklich, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:30 (six years ago)

Just saw an external work email from someone with the first name Dooki.

Wasn't sure whether to put it here or in the great real names thread, tbh.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:03 (six years ago)

BREAKING: Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey has made his college decision: https://t.co/hGzoAn9zop pic.twitter.com/nPKDhXErTH

— DawgNation (@DawgNation) February 2, 2020

ShariVari, Monday, 3 February 2020 22:20 (six years ago)

This is closer to great, but J0nn0 S1ckerd1ck

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:23 (six years ago)

SV with a strong early 2020 Worst candidate, kudos

TOO LOW, the Curator (imago), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:25 (six years ago)

whew Ladd

Dan I., Friday, 7 February 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

came here to post jonty bravery

wee jim o’conor (wins), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:27 (six years ago)

Prof Alan Boobis, chairman of the Committee on Toxicity, which advises the FSA and Department of Health,

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 February 2020 12:15 (six years ago)

irl lol
that name is awesome

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 14 February 2020 14:44 (six years ago)

Laurence Love Greed

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 February 2020 16:16 (six years ago)

https://philosophy.utoronto.ca/directory/george-boys-stones/

goole, Friday, 14 February 2020 19:27 (six years ago)

i hope his faculty page lets him see trackbacks

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:16 (six years ago)

Tyson Fury

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:47 (six years ago)

Wrong thread.

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:49 (six years ago)

The fact that it's his real name just makes it even more annoying.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:51 (six years ago)

https://cos.northeastern.edu/people/swastik-kar/

S-, Monday, 2 March 2020 07:00 (six years ago)

no

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 2 March 2020 15:37 (six years ago)

"Swastika" is a sanskrit word that literally means "good-luck charm", so I guess it's not surprising that there are people of Indian descent with a name derived from it. See also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika_Mukherjee

Tuomas, Thursday, 5 March 2020 12:40 (six years ago)

Toni Pippins-Poole

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 8 March 2020 10:27 (six years ago)

NPR correspondent Richard Harris a.k.a. Dick Har

davey, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:18 (six years ago)

two months pass...

Dr. Ingo Titze

making gazebo money (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:24 (six years ago)

Chase Knobbe

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:29 (six years ago)

can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already

― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:31 (six years ago)

X Æ A-Xii

wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:38 (six years ago)

Chase Knobbe has, er, come up before.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:58 (six years ago)


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