2020 Democratic presidential primary

of course he does, they are not shriveled up ugly old white people

Biden always looks terrible unless he's in a meme.

Warren and Bernie's combined numbers are a bit more than Biden. you have to think whichever one drops out first most of those will go to the other

Except when they both decide to cling on to the bitter end

Glad Harris is getting hammered on her tough on crime record though

tulsi!

Name recognition

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, July 31, 2019 6:06 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

plus The Onion and the one tweet about his fav wu-tang album

"bennett: why are you the best candidate to heal the racial divide?" hahahahahahahaha

lol Harris “fancy speeches” “fancy opinions” wtf

How does Bennet eat a sandwich? His mouth is so small.

Why is Biden so popular?

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, July 31, 2019 9:06 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Seems rather obvious.

I know. It just drives me nuts

Bennet garbles all his words, I had to look up where he grew up.

I won't be voting for him for president but I would vote Inslee for Silver Fox 2020.

It drives me nuts in the context of primaries, which just seem like a bruising process anyway, but if he gets nominated I already have no problems whatsoever with 4 years of Biden.

galaxy brain take from yang

yeah biden is fine. I'd just like to shoot higher.

galaxy brain take from yang

― Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, July 31, 2019 8:40 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yang is the galaxy brain candidate

Biden would be in his proper place if the self-evident submediocrity of Obama was more widely recognized.

Do they ever bring up Tulsi's age like they like to do with Pete?

Inslee is like if Mike Pence ever tasted pussy.

— Desi (@DesiJed) August 1, 2019

Ah yes, the unrecognized srlf-evidentness of it all

Xxp

it's not polite to talk about a lady's age

Biden can't fucking deal.

ugh that tweet is obnoxious, don't want to see that, fuck you for posting it here

why does michael bennet have two right eyebrows?

What’s up with gillibrands brow?

i was hypnotized by gillbrand's eyebrow configuration & rapid blinking and then tulsi woke me the fuck up with "there is no shelter"

lol

“gillibrand’s eyebrow configuration” : thread title nomination

Gabbard is really hot and also scary.

Remember when everyone laughed at Howard Dean for pushing his website?

joe30030?

No idea what he was plugging there

Good god is this still going on

"folks go to joe80085 but u gotta type it into like a calculator to get the joke"

lol

Take a look y'all: JOE300303.JPG

but did he really say "go to joe30030"? was it not my stream glitching?

Only caught the second half. Only real standout was Harris. Wouldn't be surprised if Gillibrand grilling Biden helped him more than it helped her.

xp UMS: If it comes down to Biden > Warren > Sanders, I fear for (again) the worst for progressive achievement from Sanders.

Also, sex is indeed hotter when you think the bombs going drop any minute.

lol

good to know!

Booker was having a great old time up there

Yeah booker had a good night. I liked him tonight.

man that was an exceptionally boring debate

i did kind of appreciate biden calling something "a bunch of malarkey," like he's a character in a wc fields movie or something

^^He did that to Ryan in '12.

Look, here’s the deal
1... thats number 1
2 .... thats number 2
And 3 ... so thats what I did

Except when they both decide to cling on to the bitter end

They should both cling on, they’re the two best policy candidates by eight billion miles & the only reason I don’t want a Warren / Sanders ticket is that they are both eight billion years old

(I want a Warren / Sanders ticket.)

yeah biden is fine. I'd just like to shoot higher.

Biden is absolute dogshit prima facie, and will probably be showing as many dementia symptoms as Trump by the time of inauguration

(Warren & Sanders are both sharp and capable now: my ageism is based on the unlikelihood that in ten years they will both be sharp or capable. Biden seems medically ...OK now, but has repeatedly demonstrated that he is incapable of learning or listening, completely apart from his 23/7 gargling the taint of corporate interests.)

booker seems like the happiest person of the field

It’s likely that if a dem wins in 2020 they will inherit a recession, a war, or both. Can’t imagine anyone worse than Biden in that situation.