you have gray beard hair but u just combed the grecian formula all up in it, later chatting up a lady in the service industry trapped behind a counter who obviously hates you.
― pj, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
poor baristas
― pj, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
nobody makes jeans that fit anymore
― U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Monday, 15 June 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
"i'll be the oldest one there" becomes your excuse for not going to shows/parties/bars
― ultimate sushi baller move (get bent), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:41 (fifteen years ago) link
/not picking up children from school
― the heart is a lonely hamster (schlump), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link
...you try to fuck someone 20 years younger than you.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link
...and if you succeed, society at large feels bad for both of you.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 06:44 (fifteen years ago) link
trying to f-ck someone 20 years younger than you is legal
― U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 08:53 (fifteen years ago) link
wondering at what exact point looking at younger women became crepey
― Posters that beg the Question: What the Hell were You THINKING? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 08:57 (fifteen years ago) link
ha. (or, 30 indeed. Not that I'm going to..) (xpost)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 09:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Hip young things revive fashions that you were wearing the first time round.
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link