2020 Democratic presidential primary

re Kamala's Pell plan

Oddly Specific Kamala Harris Policy Generator

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a free college lottery program for minorities who open a hospital that operates for 8 days in a tent city.

that would admittedly be an impressive feat

opening a tent city hospital I mean

I'm going to say it, Warren and Klobochar should have spoken about their red jacket/black blouse wardrobe choices...

/re Kamala's Pell plan/

Oddly Specific Kamala Harris Policy Generator🕸

/Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a free college lottery program for minorities who open a hospital that operates for 8 days in a tent city./

https://i.imgur.com/2JacmRp.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/MF1nTIxI9TvPr2wKcy/giphy.gif

Christ this is boring

I'm on a beach.

I'm on a ferry.

I’m on a plain

I can't complain

Somewhere I have heard this before

Too many neoliberals on this stage

As pareene pointed out, it’s a shame she didn’t get to use this line on Biden

I genuinely do not understand why anyone would go to all the trouble of running for president just to get up on this stage and talk about what’s not possible. #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/cOCz5TS3AF

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) July 31, 2019

Someone edited John Delaney's wiki lmao pic.twitter.com/Q88cCo78On

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) July 31, 2019

I can't complain

kinda bs that biden's not going to get any live heat from bernard or warren tmmwr night

There is going to be many months of that I wouldn’t hold my breath.

If i have to choose between many months of that and holding my breath...

i liked having bernie & liz at the center tag teaming the clowns

bullock comes thru

completely unsurprising debate, sanders and warren both came across well, buttigieg was ok at best, marianne delivered the speeches, everyone else should drop out now; if you're getting overshadowed by marianne williamson then your campaign is not feasible..

if you're getting overshadowed by marianne williamson then your campaign is not feasible..

truth bomb

counterpoint, with some polls showing support doubling from 0.6 to 1.2%, the tim ryan campaign is technically "on fire" and forecasted to reach 60% by election day 2020

John Delaney, still running for president despite polling at 1%, says his problem with Medicare-For-All and the Green New Deal is that they're not realistic

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) July 31, 2019

https://images.dailykos.com/images/702150/story_image/GettyImages-1158664829.jpg?1564542047

<3

These dumb centrist asshole candidates all sound like they’re on acid, all this abstract visionary “inspirational” nonsense that’s completely boring and unintelligible and substance-free (yeah yeah what else is new)

Young reporter to @marwilliamson: “Do you have a pet?”@marwilliamson to young reporter: “I had a cat and the cat died.” pic.twitter.com/jK8Miaf1TG

— Philip Crowther (@PhilipinDC) July 31, 2019

Marianne ain't going to lie to you!

baffling to see all these candidates that don't grasp that you pivot to the center *after* you get the nomination

marianne pivoting for the general with her m4a answer

Metaphysics4All

These guys feel more like stalking horses for finance, big pharma etc hoping that the media will latch onto a “shrill, unhinged Left out of touch with Real Americans” narrative than actual candidates.

Big Pharma's actual candidate is up tonight

gonna need you to be more specific

The more dull white dudes chiding the angry left in real time the better I guess

loool

Just a reminder that Pete Buttigieg is an Episcopalian, so his understanding of Christianity isn't very deep or serious.

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) July 31, 2019

nice way to slyly get around the whole "the new testament repeatedly advises that we shouldn't treat poor people like subhumans" thing

intra-Christian sectarianism is fucking insane

it goes back a ways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKIyCbppfs

Speaking of sects:

The Hill: Marianne Williamson supporters organize occult task force

The person organizing the task force told The Washington Post anonymously that a group of 13 chaos magicians, witches and energy workers were doing synchronized “gestures” to help their candidate gain more visibility in the presidential race and more airtime during Tuesday's Democratic debate.

intra-Christian sectarianism is fucking insane

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, July 31, 2019 9:51 AM (five minutes ago)

it's insane when it comes from prods

re Big Pharma

http://inthesetimes.com/article/21984/medicare-for-all-money-2020-biden-buttigieg-harris-sanders-warren

Xp
Going for the OA stan vote

smdh

If we truly care about lifting up every voice and fighting on behalf of the issues that keep Americans up at night, let’s start by making our conversations civil and productive. #YouDontHaveToYell pic.twitter.com/OLsP1qeSze

— Tim Ryan (@TimRyan) July 31, 2019

WHY IS THAT IN ALL CAPS THEN

to which the only sane response is: stfu tim you suck