Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

Indeed…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italo-Celtic

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ooft

Ooftish?

(xxp) Not really, more Norman French and the Auld Alliance et al. Scots is not Celtic after all!

I was being pedantically facetious.

But yeah, sorry, I tend to get Lowland Scots and Scots Gaelic mixed up.

Talking of Lowland Scots, Oos is one of may favourite words (plural of Oo).

... pron. oose, not ooze.

(it is always mr)
Not always a man! I hear people of all sorts doing the “right” at the end of a sentence. I’ve taken to slotting it into a category of semantically insignificant time-buyers, gives a pause to remember yr next point. Seems to be prevalent among people who have practiced giving long answers to the questions they’re asked. It does seem to be highly contagious.

the worst sentence-filler is "obviously". some people pepper their sentences with that multiple times over.

oof and its metropolotan-nyc variant OOFAH are timeless and satisfying alternatives to "oh boy" or "good grief" etc.

I don't know how one would use "woof" though?

I mean "oof" isn't even a word so much as a spontanous, gutteral exclamation

I assume flappy finds the sympathetic "oof" or its near-synonym "woof" to be bad in typed communication, where it carries a faux spontaneity. I sort of sympathize but still I see how it's useful.

I guess I don't hate "woof," but it's something I hear a lot that I don't want to say.

I guess american vernacular english has a shortage of good ways to express sympathy in a range of registers. You can sound lite, or you can sound somber, not enough else.

oof and its metropolotan-nyc variant OOFAH are timeless and satisfying alternatives to "oh boy" or "good grief" etc.
I don't know how one would use "woof" though?

same usage

Yes the ways to express sympathy without detail or saying “sorry” are very few. Oof is casual sorry-lite.

woof different usage, can be approving for a start

i think the first person i heard say it was James Richardson, in football weekly, and he always seemed to say it at just the right time. an exclamation of surprise but variable as per dmac - can be admiring, can be damning. a bit like ' oh la la ' actually

it's happening again

https://i.imgur.com/exV8GZZ.png

keep it in the cigar box, people!

gear's roommate to thread

guessing that lady learned in English in India, where that usage of "cum" is more common than it is here in the US (for obvious reasons)

not annoyed but v bemused at the emergence of "slapper" (in the US) to denote a song that slaps

Knee-slapper.

not annoyed but v bemused at the emergence of "slapper" (in the US) to denote a song that slaps

this term has been around for over 20 years

Was blissfully unaware of its British & Irish meaning.

ok some searching reveals you're right Outic, though it seems to have migrated from (bay area?) rap usage to more general application--I encountered it twice today. And if you are aware of the other meaning, this sub-headline is a little startling: https://www.thefader.com/2019/08/01/rosalia-j-balvin-con-altura-song-of-the-summer-el-guincho-frank-dukes

keep it in the cigar box, people!

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guessing that lady learned in English in India, where that usage of "cum" is more common than it is here in the US (for obvious reasons)

Also when ppl innocently fall into that trap it belongs in “words, usages and phrases that delight the shit out of you” obv

English place names are a source of infinite delight:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorlton-cum-Hardy

in the UK you'd just call this a spunk bed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorlton-cum-Hardy

Penistone takes the unsoggy biscuit

"woof" < "oof"

not that it matters... they're both trash

stochastic

oh look a new term that still isnt going to do anything

new term

Yes but no.

maths is meant to annoy ppl

yes but yes but no but look

Stochastic af.

as an american i enjoy "maths," it's cute

do you do a lot of mathematic urself

Stochastic af.

Good enough for Xenakis, good enough for me tbh.

xp No I'm horrible at it

We tripped the light stochastic

'automatic', in the context of, or as a misappropriated synonym for 'instant'. i seem to see this a lot - perhaps when someone is explaining the rules of a game: "that's an automatic lose". no! stop!

Another interpretation is that people are using "automatic" instead of "instant" because automatic also carries the sense of something happening due to systemic conditions instead of the result of a volitional act. Anyone who has experience dealing with, say, Amazon customer support, can intuitively understand the frustration of being subject to the automatic while being promised the instant.

when you're writing and You Do This Thing instead of "this thing"

Sorry, This Thing is very current and is good not bad

fb otm itt over the past 48h.

It's An Annoying Tic Popularized By David Foster Wallace That Is Insufferably Precious