theres gotta be a good dont ask dont tell joke in there
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
"she was a bitch to land today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
looooooooooooooooooool
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
that's where I was going, best I could come up with was "I believe the policy clearly states 'Don't ask'."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"jesus christ is that the plane talking?
"she was a bitch to land today"YES SUBMIT THIS NOW
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
"Yes they're Blahniks. God."
― goole, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
"If comfort were a concern I'd take the train."
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
jesus christ is that the plane talking?
uh... no
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
W i l l also comes correct, loooooooooool
e3 i dig that, better than anything i had
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
"seemed to be something of a problem with drag today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
a+
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
omg Spiralli is killin it
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
yoga flame
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
"Jeez Carl, when you said you enjoyed Transformers I wasn't expecting this"
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
"How was your trip Mr. Blahnik?""It makes the wings look great but it's MURDER on the struts.""Do you have anything in a size 7?"
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
"honestly, this is not what I expected when you said it was a transatlantic flight"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
"Don't ever ask Koslowski to fix your flats."
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
ah, somebody already there with the blahnik joke.She was a bitch to land would be great for playboy, would never get into the new yorker. Good caption tho.
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
lol e3
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
several strong candidates already, I smell victory.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
"I can't use the cobblestone runway today."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
I just hope that people coming back to this thread will realize there's a new caption now.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
"I said high WHEELS, goddamnit!"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
can u say goddamnit in new yorker?
prob not
"Would've been here earlier, but there was a sale at Saks."
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^ dad jokers choice
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
"I hate French planes."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
I'm feeling the "drag" gag as a winner.
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
I'd almost bet that was the original caption!
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)
feel like the drag pun will occur to other people, so would need to be worded better to stand a chance. if people want to take a crack at smartening it up be my guest.
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
I'll mash yours up with one of mine (not because it's better but because I'm an egomaniac):
"French planes always have a problem with drag."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)
"Don't worry, it changes into tennis shoes on the way to the hangar."
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
"No, I said we needed to ADDRESS the drag!"
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
"It's night and day with the gel pads."
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
dad jokers choice
not just a member I'm the president etc
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
"dude, you will never believe this. I just got back from visiting Dave at the lab and he has been fucking a mouse. he had these mice children in a cage in little outfits. it was FUCKED UP."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)
"Lockheed-Martin should never have bought out Easy Spirit."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
"I named him Turtle, to remember."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
"i kind of want to fuck this airplane"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
"FLOTUS One is a go"
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
haha i love the simplicity
― Maria, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)
"it's no good, frank. I tried a bombing run and almost broke my neck."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)
"I thought I was landing on a runway"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)
yeah what happened? i am confused etc where is the new pic and what was the actual published caption for the last one?
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)
ZS, I think multiple threads and links therein are probably called for.u got this?
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
"this acid is strong"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
"and get this - ziggy's complaint is that he wishes he was taller!"
― Lamp, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)