Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?

leaving aside the impossibility of saving that amount per year I'm confused to how this is supposed to work anyway. They've calculated their expenses as $40k a year and saved 25x that amount. so they think they are going to die in their 50s, and that there will be no inflation in those 25 years? idgi

i'm feeling bad about all the money I've pissed away on booze, scratch-cards and football betting. I could saved up almost a quarter the amount for a one way ticket to fucking switzerland!

no it's fine they have INVESTMENTS and three BACKUP PLANS

also being dead in 15 years or so is probably a fate that we can all expect to enjoy so good on 'em i hope they make the most of it before the climate apocalypse occurs

Since retiring she is so much happier – at one point, her job made her so miserable she was on anxiety and depression medication

Here's hoping she gets her old job back.

lool!

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/aug/13/quiz-identify-these-pop-superstars

I got 8/15, of which at least three were wild guesses.

I got 8/15, of which at least three were wild guesses.

Exact same for me, wild guesses and all!

I don't watch TV at all and am not surrounded by teenagers, so that probably doesn't help.

I got 10. Disappointed tbh!

10/15 too - 8 guesses - living in Scotland, Lewis Capaldi is inescapable, and I learned about Billie Eilish from good old ILM

I don't know anything about modern pop music I'm just good with faces tbh.

7/15, mostly thanks to ilm, too. Kept clicking on Freya Ridings only to realise she'd already been pictured d'oh

Trenchant cultural commentary: modern pop music is all about faces anyway.

xp

don't know any of these fuckers. Does that Rag'n'Bone Man have a partner called Trap'n'Cart?

i got like 5 of these but are they mostly UK stars? feel like i'd do better w/ US ones.

Yeah, it's very skewed towards UK pop culture. I doubt anyone's heard of, say, Dua Lipa in North America.

I got "15/15: are you using facial recognition software?"

A few were educated guesses

Never even heard of most of these

RIP ILM

I think dua lipa is probably the best known in the US of the british acts mentioned here

You're right, 'New Rules' reached the top 10 stateside.

Even I know Dua Lipa.

Kept clicking on Freya Ridings only to realise she'd already been pictured d'oh

Lol me too! "Ok, the first three guesses were wrong, surely *this* one is Freya ... "

They should do the same thing with, like, Imagine Dragons and the Lumineers and Coldplay and Cage the Elephant and stuff.

9/15, though 4 were guesses. I knew Mabel as I saw her on the One Show last week and said to my wife that she looked like a young Neneh Cherry. Detective skills definitely up to scratch.

12/15, only a couple of guesses. I'm still with it.

7/15

that should be the floor, honestly, because I don’t pay any attention to this nonsense (except for dua lipa, she was on graham norton once when we actually sat through the music segment)

the picture of Jess Glynne looks nothing like any other picture I've seen of her before

8/15 and lol

11/15 but if I hadn't watched a few hours of this year's Glastonbury it might be half that.

7 and i know nothing.

I can live with not being as down in the streets wiv the kids as the Graun.

9/15, feels about right

(and I actually missed Dua lol)

My 12-year old daughter got 4, my 14-year old and her friend got 12.

12/15. I still occasionally dive into the Popjustice forum.

I got 10. Guessed a lot, though some of them aren't really guesses. Jax Jones really looks like somebody who is named Jax Jones, for instance

3/15

Is there really a pop star just called Dave?

between getting 3/15 on this, not having heard of most of the people in the nunns book about corbyn, and not having heard of most of the people sheffield united signed this summer, i think it's safe to say i am truly out of the loop when it comes to the UK.

Yes.
https://youtu.be/e1vlLJCr9Lo

lol Dave feat. Alex

14/15 but i work about 30 feet from the Live Lounge. i am ashamed at missing Ava Max. so close.

Lol 7/15, and would have been 6 if not for my sister trying to get me into Lewis Capaldi via his Instagram videos. I know several of the others for non-music reasons, I’m basically Barney meeting David Crosby.

Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
David Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?

— Lars Gotrich 🍷🌊 (@totalvibration) June 16, 2016

Is there really a pop star just called Dave?

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/960x540/p01bqjmt.jpg

9/15. I actually knew 3. You could work out on deduction some of them as the names were coming up again..

I am so out of the loop that I didn't realise all the names were actual artist names (at least they were for the end rounds, I assume looking back that they were all the way through) so there were a couple of times I went "well, I didn't think this named artist looked like that, but the other 3 are clearly made up, so here goes!"

xpost Dave La Soul?

/Is there really a pop star just called Dave?/

🖼

10/15 - my downfall, those very interchangeable Gen Z-list long-haired white women, one of which was actually called Becky.

Dave, on the other hand, is super-famous - especially after this year’s Glastonbury coverage.

For a minute there I was down the wrong path, thinking somehow 1/3 of De La Soul was suddenly successful as a solo act in the UK.

Is Dave any good? Looks like the album got good reviews.

yes - he owns

Yes! Really good and very young.