PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

uhhhhh

the eggplant emoji is... troubling

Yeah that looks different on Twitter but I lolled either way

lmao

Six inch son?

no no Aubergine is the name of her son's attack dog

Poor kid

#sadnessinhiseyes

This explains a lot. #hottestdayoftheyear pic.twitter.com/dN9YBpvw0k

— 2000 AD Comics (@2000AD) July 25, 2019

Jesus, Prime Minister Johnson in the Commons, with his shitty jokey blustering and playing to the revolting scum on his backbenches, kill me now.

you'll want judge death for that

Labour’s Anneliese Dodds asks why Johnson said so little about the climate emergency if he really cares about it.

Johnson says the Conservatives are the only party that believes private sector-driven new technology can provide a solution to the problem.

lol we're all gonna die

Good thread on how things might play out in the next few months:

So what just happened with @BorisJohnson #Brexit statement?

My take as follows....

tldr; we are heading for a general election. Here's why...

1/Thread

— Peter Foster (@pmdfoster) July 25, 2019

Yes I think that is quite intuitive and is probably what will happen.

what's the answer to private sector-driven new technology which has condemned the entire planet to, at best, a quick death by drowning? yes, it's definitely more private sector-driven new technology

ffs judge death just take us all now

Cool that climate change and the backstop both have exactly the same solution.

Look, this solution the private sector has whipped up will drown everyone 2.5 times quicker than they might otherwise have.

luv2make science fiction the cornerstone of my politics

old lunch this seems as good a time as any to remind you to please read judge dredd before the methane which will be released from under the ice sheets in the coming months kills us all

Thank u, yes, nothing like the impending extinction of the species to spur a reassessment of one's priorities.

Lol wait until they shit a load of money up the wall getting Elon Musk in as the private sector brane genius

musk and tom watson should team up to hunt paedos

high tech paedo hunters and luxury communist asteroid mining ..I want to die ..lol

tbf a nice tube-shaped coffin jammed far down a water-filled mine will be a nice way to escape from the heat as the world burns

A question: May never got VONCed despite having both remainers and hard brexit headbangers lined up against her. Boris will have the former but not the latter - so why is a VONC against him in the least likely to get through? Or are these scenarios regarding elections all projecting into when those will naturally be held?

Several Tories have said they will VONC Boris, that never happened with May. They'll bottle it, of course.

A VONC won't get through yet because Johnson hasn't really set out what he plans to do, so would-be Tory rebels won't vote against him just yet. They need to be absolutely certain he's serious in going for the No Deal option before they do anything. And even then they might bottle it.

It's also not certain that there won't be abstentions in other parts of the Commons, like the Independents, or that eg Kate Hoey won't vote with the government. The margins are very narrow.

bj's already peeled off ian austin

never heard it called that before

it's what you do with scabs

lol! why would he another Israeli envoy when Priti is already in the cabinet .

getting nicely comfy over here in anticipation of johnson cabinets reaction to the EUs only response to this being a very obvious relief that you're not going to be bothering us like may was every few weeks

also im from an island we all have boats and will be very happy when the sea rises

That’s the plan though, isn’t it? Needs an election, needs to blame it on both the EU and parliament.

And needs to keep not defining Brexit all the while. Negotiations would be counterproductive

yeah - thread above on the perceived strategy seems otm. he has to be hoping that enough of the BXP vote returns to the fold, while... not leaking too many cameroonian liberals AND while LAB leak remain ultras to LDs? iunno - just hope mr seumas milne has a strategy calibrated to win the upcoming GE

His thinking will be he can't possibly be worse at campaigning than May was in 2017 and he's probably right to believe that. Where he's wrong is in the belief it will automatically propel him to victory. The factors that buoyed the Labour vote haven't gone away.

The campaign is going to be a hundred times nastier by the way - he is going to lie through his teeth and calling him out for it isn't necessarily going to cut through. The press will be much more vicious now that they perceive Corbyn as a realistic threat to their man in Number 10.

ugh yeah bout to be newer lows digged by papers...somehow - lots more fawning over Symonds and whatever she's wearing as much a part of it as anything

Ugh just saw an item on C4 about the flurry of Facebook ads being trialled by DomCum.

Not sure how nastier the press can be - not as if they were giving him a free pass last time. But their decline has also been a factor in that election, and that hasn't moved.

Johnson's team is now made up entirely of all the people who have ever been on #bbcqt who have made you tweet the words "Fucking hell, who's that absolute psychopath in the blue suit?" https://t.co/dnsJQLC5CY

— Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg) July 25, 2019

on that train of thought - Johnson's manifesto will be a lot tighter (there better not be anything on social care), and there will be giveaways.

In some ways he should have the election now - does save people from having to witness the fuck-ups. Brexit actually taking place and the UK falling into a deep recession could be the biggest fuck-up of all.

the UK falling into a deep recession could be the biggest fuck-up of all.

Deep recession would bring calls from the Tories for stricter austerity, no? Because a sensible nation must not run itself into debt, but rather must be run like a {choose one: A) business B) household}.

think all guiding principles are out of the window now - it’s all about hanging onto power until such time as the situation rights itself

Xxp Yeah i think every day there's no election called his position probably weakens. Even just after the summer holidays might be leaving it too late.

That said, i've often wondered why tories don't try and have elections in autumn/winter, with fewer hours of daylight depressing turnout probably to their advantage

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that lilico is at it again pic.twitter.com/fjmiOzziuw

— Cynical Bathtub (@cynical_bathtub) July 25, 2019

rly makes u think

been on it since lunchtime I assume

Inspiring

"coloured" is what my granny would say when she was trying to be pc and she was born in the 1920s. fucking lilico

another banner day for UK liberals showing their arses

The country is facing the gravest crisis since the war. The leader of the Opposition is speaking out ... about ...this. https://t.co/UORsQkis7B

— Gavin Esler (@gavinesler) July 25, 2019

The leader of the opposition responds to the Cabinet changes ... https://t.co/ClgtiNLmrF

— alan rusbridger (@arusbridger) July 24, 2019

Look, giving a shit about working class people is the old politics.