well you have to allow thats its the thread for mounting warmed-up corpses
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2019 10:11 (five years ago) link
I hope things don't fall apart before the Northern Powerhouse funding is released. I want to live to see cables cars running directly from T'Leggers Bar to Dewsbury Rams stadium. High speed trams running between Chickenley and Dewsbury Moor. Getting to Manchester 20 mins quicker by bypassing ghastly shitholes like Hudds is going to be a gamechanger as well!
― calzino, Sunday, July 28, 2019 2:32 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
sorry not cable cars, boris cars.
― calzino, Sunday, July 28, 2019 2:33 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Mark G, Sunday, 28 July 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link
lock thread + country
― imago, Sunday, 28 July 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link
lord of the rings is about keeping societal power away from the oiks
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, July 28, 2019 4:32 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It’s spelt orcs I think
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Sunday, July 28, 2019 4:43 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 28 July 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
That's how it's pronounced in New Jersey though.
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 July 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv1oFzWpRqw
― jmm, Sunday, 28 July 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link
ah lads i was good enough to ignore that in the thread but if its going under lights i must protest
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 July 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link
In re "Old Town Road":
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idg this song or its durability
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, August 5, 2019 5:42 AM
My godson was singing it this weekend; he didn't sing "Despacito."
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, August 5, 2019 5:45 AM
no one should sing "Despacito"
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, August 5, 2019 5:46 AM
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 August 2019 14:47 (five years ago) link
Vape Store (crüt) at 8:59 5 Aug 19
xp have you ever seen somebody throw a gameboy across the room because they were mad at Tetris?
I called Mario a cunt once, I'm not proud of it
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, August 5, 2019 10:05 AM bookmarkflaglink
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 August 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link
how does everyone know who is and isn't white? jaymc.xls?
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:22 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
i look at who is posting in belle and sebastian threads
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:25 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link
sweet connection
Kindly Racist Grandpa
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, August 9, 2019 9:19 AM bookmarkflaglink
I know, I know, it's serious
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, August 9, 2019 9:56 AM bookmarkflaglink
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 9 August 2019 13:57 (five years ago) link
lol!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:01 (five years ago) link
Chefskiss.jpg
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 14:04 (five years ago) link
I swear I must do that with every discrete six-syllable conglomeration I hear/read.
― Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link
but it's funnier with "kindly racist grandpa" bc it actually is serious
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:10 (five years ago) link
OL, me too (obviously) but with a caveat. The phrase needs to be trochaic. It does not work with iambic phrases.
Trochees: RObot NInja JEsus, ZOmbie MARtin AMis
Iambs: shall I comPARE thee TO, she WALKS in BEAUty LIKE.
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:43 (five years ago) link
(And there begins and ends the usefulness of my degree in English)
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
the cadence of the iambs
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 9 August 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link
I ate his feet with fava beans
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link
and this is why i still read and post on ilx
― sarahell, Friday, 9 August 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link
Yep. Prosody ftw
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:25 (five years ago) link
Prosody on the page is not the same as Spoken prosody, I know, I know, it’s really serious
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 August 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link
1 Corinthian2 CorinthianRed CorinthianBlue Corinthian
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Sunday, August 11, 2019 10:25 PM bookmarkflaglink
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
5 Corinthians make a bunch and so do many more
― uptown too tanking (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 August 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link
i love this one-two punch, edited somewhat:
I was just reading an AVClub feature Jimmi Simpson couldn't stop talking about The Patriot (which he's on?).Who is the most underrated person in your industry right now?JS: Underrated is a little too specific. I would say underexposed is Steven Conrad. He’s a writer-director-creator. He’s been writing for years and years very successfully—Pursuit Of Happyness was him—a bunch of cool movies. He did Walter Mitty. But he started creating television recently, and he created a show for Amazon called Patriot, which I’d literally never heard of until I read the script for Perpetual Grace, which is his show that I’m on now. So I read the script for Perpetual Grace—was floored. One of the best scripts I’ve ever read. And I couldn’t wait to meet the man, the men: Bruce Terris and Steve Conrad both wrote Perpetual Grace. They said to watch Patriot first. I’m like, “The Mel Gibson movie?” And then I find out, no, it’s a series on Amazon.And I watch it, and I’m just floored. It’s visionary. Not just the writing, the execution. It’s like your favorite directors of all time, like Kubrick, and Paul Thomas Anderson, and Michel Gondry, who have these innate abilities to communicate their style so completely, but somehow it feels effortless. You don’t feel like you’re being pushed to just absorb something. It feels like you’re watching a piece of art. And it connects to each person differently.And so you can’t ask a critic about him who’s not over the moon about Steve Conrad, calling him the next phase in television creators. But, in general, most folks—the public—don’t know about him as much as they should. Luckily, I’ve become very close friends with him, and creative partners to a degree, and so I’m going to keep doing whatever I can to keep showing people how amazing Steven Conrad is. He’s more amazing than I’ll ever be, so just being next to a genius like that is good for me. And I feel lucky. And I think other people should feel as lucky as I do, just by getting to see his stuff.― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 12, 2019 8:42 PMOh, wait, the show was just canceled?― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 12, 2019 8:44 PM
Who is the most underrated person in your industry right now?JS: Underrated is a little too specific. I would say underexposed is Steven Conrad. He’s a writer-director-creator. He’s been writing for years and years very successfully—Pursuit Of Happyness was him—a bunch of cool movies. He did Walter Mitty. But he started creating television recently, and he created a show for Amazon called Patriot, which I’d literally never heard of until I read the script for Perpetual Grace, which is his show that I’m on now. So I read the script for Perpetual Grace—was floored. One of the best scripts I’ve ever read. And I couldn’t wait to meet the man, the men: Bruce Terris and Steve Conrad both wrote Perpetual Grace. They said to watch Patriot first. I’m like, “The Mel Gibson movie?” And then I find out, no, it’s a series on Amazon.And I watch it, and I’m just floored. It’s visionary. Not just the writing, the execution. It’s like your favorite directors of all time, like Kubrick, and Paul Thomas Anderson, and Michel Gondry, who have these innate abilities to communicate their style so completely, but somehow it feels effortless. You don’t feel like you’re being pushed to just absorb something. It feels like you’re watching a piece of art. And it connects to each person differently.And so you can’t ask a critic about him who’s not over the moon about Steve Conrad, calling him the next phase in television creators. But, in general, most folks—the public—don’t know about him as much as they should. Luckily, I’ve become very close friends with him, and creative partners to a degree, and so I’m going to keep doing whatever I can to keep showing people how amazing Steven Conrad is. He’s more amazing than I’ll ever be, so just being next to a genius like that is good for me. And I feel lucky. And I think other people should feel as lucky as I do, just by getting to see his stuff.― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 12, 2019 8:42 PM
Oh, wait, the show was just canceled?― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 12, 2019 8:44 PM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link
Seems like a lot of dudes operate under the misapprehension that if they're spotted using a product that doesn't reek of motor oil or have an X-TREME font splayed across its packaging that they'll spontaneously turn into an actual woman.― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Friday, August 16, 2019 8:38 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkMan if it were that easy― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby)
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Friday, August 16, 2019 8:38 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Man if it were that easy
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby)
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 17 August 2019 07:25 (five years ago) link
Minority whip, majority nae-nae
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, August 20, 2019 5:25 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 02:58 (five years ago) link
yeah I liked that one a lot
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link
mostly cuz i can sing it in my head
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link
Yeah I'm in the tank for this dumbass piece of shit
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 12:16 PM (twelve minutes ago)
- Peter Travers
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 12:16 PM (eleven minutes ago)
― WmC, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
Needed a reference to f***-me pumps.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
Secret Heart
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link
thought this revive was for:
one time i was jamming to ramble tamble in my car and i was headed straight on the road, but the guy next to me in the left turn lane missed his light bc he was staring at me while i was chooglin. haha loser!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera)
if only he had used choogle maps
― wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison)
― sleeve, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link
Choogle maps is excellent and has made my week, thanks
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link
im not gonna lie folks, i lol'd at my own joke and i am not ashamed
― wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:21 (five years ago) link
Realise I haven't seen A Few Good Men!
...should I?
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, September 1, 2019 12:09 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Can you handle the truth?
― clemenza, Sunday, September 1, 2019 12:10 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link
back to back actual lols
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 2 September 2019 03:23 (five years ago) link
In a discussion of this KISS comics page
I want to know who traced over and recolored it and when, and also whether it’s a marvel unlimited digital original or a purchased on comixology digital original― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, September 5, 2019 1:44 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkand party every day― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, September 5, 2019 2:52 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, September 5, 2019 1:44 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
and party every day
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, September 5, 2019 2:52 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 5 September 2019 12:05 (five years ago) link
Quality.
― Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 September 2019 12:43 (five years ago) link
DC showin' us everything he's got.
― pplains, Thursday, 5 September 2019 13:06 (five years ago) link
It's just a burst blood vessel - I used to look after this kid who had that happen all the time (was a compulsive cougher). Terrifying the first time, but no big deal.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, September 5, 2019 12:12 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
talk about bad optics tho
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, September 5, 2019 12:14 PM (fifty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link
https://www.vox.com/2019/1/25/18194953/vape-juul-e-cigarette-marketingIn a white paper, a team of researchers with Stanford Research Into the Impact of Tobacco Advertising have shared their study of the company’s marketing campaign between Juul’s launch in 2015 and fall 2018. They looked at thousands of Instagram posts, emails, and ads, and came to this searing conclusion: Juul’s marketing “was patently youth-oriented.” Juul also appeared to borrow directly from the tobacco industry playbook.― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, September 12, 2019 5:58 PM
Interesting, I don't think I've ever seen a Juul ad before.― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:02 PM
well you prob don't read a lot of Highlights― difficult listening hour, Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:03 PM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link
haha
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link
Goofus smokes. Gallant vapes.
― ilxors are still exuberant (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 September 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link
“Next up we’ve got ‘The Joker’ starring Joker... uh, Jack... Joking Phoenix”
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, September 10, 2019 3:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Joe... Jo-Jack... Jo ack... Phone Jack
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:04 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Jaw-kin Penis...uh, Fenis. Phoenix.
― Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Joke phone I X
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Are those Cam'ron lyrics
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 1:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link
I don't know if I actually LOL'd, but it's funny
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link
Pig Benis
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 September 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link
loool amazing
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 12 September 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link