fucking quillette lol
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link
alas, tweet deleted
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2019 00:27 (four years ago) link
lol what is happening (scroll up for full thread)
i feel like im talking to the borg— Diana Wilde (@rulesObeyer) August 15, 2019
― JoeStork, Thursday, 15 August 2019 05:52 (four years ago) link
Amazing.
― Simon H., Thursday, 15 August 2019 06:00 (four years ago) link
absolutely nightmarish
― (Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 August 2019 07:00 (four years ago) link
just a horde of glassy-eyed zealots queuing up to bleat platitudes about their entirely unsinister corporate masters
― (Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 August 2019 07:02 (four years ago) link
wow
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 August 2019 07:05 (four years ago) link
at the same time though, they do seem to have some good amazon experiences and just want to make sure the good stories are also heard!!!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 August 2019 07:06 (four years ago) link
And at up to $17 as a Tier 1 entry-level stower, it's not that hard to save up for college, is all I'm saying!!
― Z S - Amazon FC Ambassador (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 August 2019 07:07 (four years ago) link
What’s even going on here? I have my doubts about this Rafael character.
It must be that one I agree, but these overtimes are voluntarily taken on our day offs. Impromptu ones happen during holiday and peak which is also nice for extra cash in our pockets. 💸— Rafael - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCRafael) August 14, 2019
― JoeStork, Thursday, 15 August 2019 07:11 (four years ago) link
(needs to be seen in context)
― JoeStork, Thursday, 15 August 2019 07:12 (four years ago) link
From what I remember from my Amazon internment, "ambassadors" are basically mouthpieces for the company. They tend to be the kind of people who have stayed there long enough to advance beyond warehouse drone status. Lunatics, in other words.
The idea of actually making one of thosr places your long term career is mind-boggling to me in retrospect.
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Thursday, 15 August 2019 08:11 (four years ago) link
Andy Partridge of XTC: And I've got one, two, three, four, five, senses working overtime, trying to taste the difference between lemon and lime
Brandy - Amazon FC Ambassador #: And the entire voluntary overtime offered by Amazon is helping to pay for me to take my daughter on vacation to Florida
― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 August 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link
entirely
Love carol’s little anti-union riposte there yikes
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link
Poor Rafael, when he started at Amazon he was a white woman named Michelle, had grandkids that called him Nana. Now he's a young filipino.
― Yerac, Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
there's your replacement theory proof
― rob, Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link
I don't understand why they must recycle twitter accounts like that.
― Yerac, Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
We are happy to work at the glory hole of capitalism.— Žižek - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@SvetaPinto) August 15, 2019
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link
Is the FC First Class or Football Club?
― Z S - Amazon FC Ambassador (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link
It's what they call their warehouses, "fulfilment centres".
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Thursday, 15 August 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link
a friend of a friend's last day at amazon corporate, after 7 years, is friday. no one has said anything and she's thinking she'll have to organize her own goodbye lunch
― alomar lines, Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link
i am certain amazon will end its contract with the postal service in the near future. maybe the usps shouldnt have staked its survival on a single private company. https://t.co/e46PubyME4— Terry (Real Lady) - Amazon FC Ambassador (@itsbreadtimebch) August 15, 2019
― Simon H., Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link
Personally, I think it's kinda cool that Amazon uses thispersondoesnotexist.com as their staffing source for FC Ambassadors.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
I suffer from depression too, and at one point I wanted to quit Amazon. But I realized it was my fault for the problems I was dealing with, and not Amazon's. I'm allowed to talk to people, but sometimes I don't want to. Now I have some great coworkers to pass the nights with.— Hannah - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCHannah) August 15, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
real human hours
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link
Bit late but, Hello I'm Ciera. I work at JAX2 as a Decanter/Problem Solver. Help Launch the building back in Aug 2017 as a Stower. I have 2 Dogs and I love playing the Sims in my spare time. pic.twitter.com/mxqpdn5yXy— Hannah - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCHannah) March 26, 2019
― omar little, Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link
Once I realized that suppresive small local businesses were the source of all my body thetans, I shot up to FC VIII in no time.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
totally normal picture of a person at work without showing their face
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link
totally normal picture of a person at work without showing their face, who has a different name, head size & hair from the name & photo on my account
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
My name is Leo, I’m an Amazon Ambassador and rebin at JAX2. Any questions about the FC just ask! I’m also into riding motorcycles, the beach and/or pool. I’m Retired Public Service (Newark NJ), CR7, support Portugal National Soccer Club and Sporting Futbol Club. pic.twitter.com/0edDglLEFM— Hannah - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCHannah) August 21, 2018
― omar little, Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
the great thing about this program is it was absolutely the brainstorm of some midlevel PR manager who needed to find something to do to justify their next promotion
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link
Like how do they not vet their bots to ensure that the name in the text of the tweet matches the name on the account. How. This is a very large corporation. How does this happen.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
I suffer from depression too, and at one point I wanted to quit Amazon. But I realized it was my fault for the problems I was dealing with, and not Amazon's
― (Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
she’s not sad, she was just programmed that way
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
Mental Illness is no light subject. As a person who suffers from Depression, I am happy to know i have resources thru my job to help me if I need it. #youarenotalone This job can be tough, it isn't for everyone: but just like puzzle pieces we fit into different pieces. 💙💙💙💙💙— Hannah - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCHannah) March 13, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
xposts, ha An AI's depression is presumably self-generated?
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
'Just like puzzle pieces we fit into different pieces' - Bob Marley
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
On the more posi tip I have to say that neural network-generated utterances are becoming more convincing with each passing day. You could almost swear these were real people.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link
Thread is delivering legit horripilations today tbrr
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
https://techcrunch.com/2018/08/23/what-is-this-weird-twitter-army-of-amazon-drones-cheerfully-defending-warehouse-work/
― buzza, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link
there does not appear to be a single actual human deceived by this
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
this is not a real amazon bot but even still this is pretty funny
Hi Gavin, that is a photo of my twin brother, Tad. He's a model in Canada. We look very similar, I can understand the confusion (my left ear is slightly longer). Thanks!— Billy - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (@AmazonFCBilly) August 15, 2019
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
thank you to amazon for employing 19 year old grandma Rafael, who is 100% real pic.twitter.com/yDJds0VXcD— pierre menard (@PierreMenard) August 15, 2019
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
No one is gonna tell Rafael what he can't do, be it in his capacity as a grandmother or his existence as a being whose ever-shuffling identity and apparent control of the space-time continuum allow him to simultaneously work and tweet without ever missing a beat or failing to be hyper-effusive about his Amazon-endowed good fortune.
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link
At Amazon, we are family. We drink of the same chalice and, through the blood, we are reborn to the life everlasting. While you grow withered and hoary with age, we, the brides and bridegrooms of the Master, are untouched by the centuries. We are as gods. You are food to us. pic.twitter.com/pp1YG8Jtdq— Adrian - Amazon FC Ambassador (@blagojevism) August 15, 2019
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 August 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link
fuck anyone still buying anything from these scum
World’s richest man cuts health benefits for 1,900 Whole Foods workers
― sleeve, Sunday, 15 September 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link
on Friday i removed all my "payment methods" and this week I'm deleting my account
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 September 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link
https://www.aboutamazon.com/our-company/our-positions
― DJI, Thursday, 10 October 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
"we support the federal government requiring us to do things people keep insisting we should do voluntarily, so that we retain our competitive advantage over other operators in the meantime"
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 10 October 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link