that's a parody account obv
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link
So looking forward to us invading Ireland. All over by Christmas Halloween.
― Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link
we are certainly now in a world where very obvious parody accounts have the power to start non-parody wars
― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
There can't be a journalist in the land who isn't looking at Boris today and thinking, "if he can, why can't I?".
Are all Brit journalists as lacking in moral compass and as ready to embrace any position to fulfill their ambitions as Mr. Johnson?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link
Churchill was a journalist for a while, was he not? FFS do these cunts know nothing about the history of the Tory Party?
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link
Most of the journos who’ve recently turned candidate are Greens.
― suzy, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link
xxp that was rhetorical i take it
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
churchill as a journalist and an auton:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Churchill_1904_Q_42037.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
godspeed you! bame prime minister
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink
Paying my respects to this post btw
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
Jeremy Corbyn says Labour will table a motion of no confidence designed to force Boris Johnson from office "at a time of (their) choosing", adding "it will be an interesting surprise for all of you"#NextPrimeMinister updates: https://t.co/RXBOOCDERG pic.twitter.com/S8pzz9Orrn— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) July 23, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
Christ, to be in that 8%.
SNAP POLL: Which of the following best reflects your reaction to Boris Johnson becoming leader?Dismayed: 37%Pleased: 18%Disappointed: 10%Delighted: 10%Don’t mind either way: 17%https://t.co/HIIFAgL8kP pic.twitter.com/ztQ8odZI1W— YouGov (@YouGov) July 23, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
"we must stop the Brexiteer Corbyn by backing Boris Johnson to the hilt" said Cooper
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
lulz0rz we’re all gonna die
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
Official statement from the minister for foreign affairs
congrats to the brits on your new racist, homophobic prime minister, replacing your previous racist, homophobic prime minister.— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) July 23, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
here's the washington post with key insight from afar
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EALZPjqUIAAzu4w.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, July 23, 2019 7:22 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Salute
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
I was not prepared for the amount of content relating to the Palace Nightclub, Navan on the minister for foreign affairs' twitter.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
.@POTUS just now @BorisJohnson: "Good man. He's tough and he's smart. They're saying Britain Trump. They call him Britain Trump."— Cordelia Lynch (@CordeliaSkyNews) July 23, 2019
― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
otm, that’s def what we call him
― Welshy's Lean Bulk - ****loads of pics (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
"Good man. He's tough and he's smart."
Whenever Trump effulgently praises a high official in his own administration it means they will be dismissed within six months.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link
As @BorisJohnson becomes Tory leader & PM next, we have to take the fear & anger which'll accompany his leadership & use it as a motivating factor towards building a bigger, stronger movement in opposition - towards a GE & a transformative @UKLabour Govt. TY @chunkymark for vid. pic.twitter.com/BFcgJ0Q7yj— Laura Pidcock MP (@LauraPidcockMP) July 23, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
good messaging
beats 'at a time of our choosing' the time is now ffs
― imago, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
i guess the actual VONC can wait a week or two
no they should do it tomorrow oh wait
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
compare to sadiq khan’s “congratulations”
FFS
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
just seen this on prayforpatrick's tl.
Centrists make my teeth itch 😬 pic.twitter.com/2CZanvpB36— The Agitator (@UKDemockery) July 20, 2019
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61fMBkp69hL._SY355_.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
― imago, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink
Lol parliament is going to summer recess as normal at the moment?
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
xxp I pass the HoC multiple times a week & see groups like this all the time, they get so much worse than this
― gyac, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
Dominic Raab invoking Hegel to Jon Snow on Channel 4 news. Two bald men...
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
Comms Team signing off... forever: Jared, you are the most disgustingly morally bankrupt person I have ever had the displeasure of working with. You do not care about your constituents. You do not care about anyone but yourself.— Jared O'Mara (@jaredomaramp) July 23, 2019
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
MIC DROP.
Lol when he first took Clegg's seat I thought great to see some disabled representation in Parliament. What a absolute twat he turned out to be!
― calzino, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
Comms Team signing off... forever: Jared, you are the most disgustingly morally bankrupt person I have ever had the displeasure of working with. You do not care about your constituents. You do not care about anyone but yourself.— Jared O'Mara (@jaredomaramp) July 23, 2019― Matt DC, Tuesday, July 23, 2019 12:17 PM (sixteen minutes ago)
loooooooooooool
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
you can't do your own mic drop gif
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
aye that was cringe
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
I guess we are on a heatwave:
Just in case anyone wondered about last week's Look North interview - Jared drank a full litre of vodka beforehand at 11am. He's such a bloody laugh. Twat.— gareth arnold 🇬🇧 (@garetharnolduk) July 23, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
Hugely disappointed to see the Arctic Monkeys gif at the end of that.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link
Lol my god:
So, my boyfriend @sykurmolarnir_ works/worked for Jared as a caseworker but I reckon he might need a new job, if anyone can help? Sociology 1st from Sheff Un.— gareth arnold 🇬🇧 (@garetharnolduk) July 23, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link
fuck that guy is a huge twat
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
i didn't realise jared had reached that level of self-destructive drinking. jesus christ. But from reports I've read he was a consistently very nasty piece of work without the booze. I'm not being judgemental about the drink problem cos lol I've got one as well. But he seems like a total arsehole.
― calzino, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
So, just remembered he needs my phone to login to his Twitter. Shit. Sorry mate. Consider it payback for all the nonsense I said to people defending you.— gareth arnold 🇬🇧 (@garetharnolduk) July 23, 2019
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
union jack in the dn and lengthy self-penned wikipedia entry ? fanny
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
none of the people involved in this are covering themselves in glory
which doesn't make it not looooool
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link
Oh before anyone jumps on me for highlighting his drink and drug addictions - I have tried many many many times to get him to seek help. I personally rang multiple rehabs enquiring for him.— gareth arnold 🇬🇧 (@garetharnolduk) July 23, 2019
This is shitheadedness of a high order
― Mr Jolyon Posts Next Door (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link
gareth seems like an absolute twat
― Welshy's Lean Bulk - ****loads of pics (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link
yeah. total wank
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link
glad he's very publicly shown himself to be bad at his job
^^^^^
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link