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Harman and Hewitt were brilliant civil rights lawyers in their day.

ShariVari, Sunday, 21 July 2019 05:38 (six years ago)

Gloria De Piero: "..when I hear people being called right wing in the Labour Party I find it utterly offensive. We are all left wingers in this Party - that is why we joined the Labour Party"

ION: Kate Hoey in talks to become the first Brexit Party MP.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 21 July 2019 08:19 (six years ago)

Reminds me of this classic Chris Leslie (RIP, I wanna run to u, etc) clip: https://youtu.be/Ylfnc7lviBc

gyac, Sunday, 21 July 2019 08:57 (six years ago)

it's corpses in mouths all the way down, kids

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 July 2019 08:58 (six years ago)

Meanwhile, this report is fucking hilarious (not surprising when you see who one of the authors is): https://www.gold.ac.uk/news/ideology-of-sectarian-far-left-report/

gyac, Sunday, 21 July 2019 09:11 (six years ago)

these cunts should be doing an internal report on why they inflicted so much talentless YBA dross on the world. I see Hirsh has very balanced views on Corbynism and isn't at all a sour Blairite. Tweeting some text that a friend of his apparently sent him saying Corbyn is Mel Gibson in a Corbyn mask. Very classy.

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:01 (six years ago)

Tommy Robinson "decked" by a 70-year-old man on his first day in jail

"He is said to have tried to intimidate the pensioner who responded by dropping him with a single punch." https://t.co/4Ubp9LpKtw

— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) July 20, 2019

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:23 (six years ago)

70-year-old man, thank you for your service

A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:29 (six years ago)

I don't even care if it is a made up tabloid story, for all the vile troglodytes it winds up it'll do for me.

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:32 (six years ago)

Every now and then the prison-industrial complex accidentally metes out justice.

And yeah, I want to believe.

pomenitul, Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:33 (six years ago)

If the gossip in the papers today is accurate, the ‘woman to get one of the big four jobs’ is Patel at the Home Office, rather than Truss at no.11. That’s terrifying.

Michael ‘the Good Friday Agreement was a mortal stain’ Gove heading for Northern Ireland.

ShariVari, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:00 (six years ago)

AS minisite seems like a good step: https://labour.org.uk/no-place-for-antisemitism

nashwan, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:14 (six years ago)

(xp) I'm sure I saw a headline today about Boris not being one to hold grudges - and also that he might be putting Gove in NI. Does not compute.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:27 (six years ago)

“Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer”

lol you do know that the person who said this was a FICTIONAL MAFIA BOSS and that the other pithy thing he said (not abt family) was "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"

who do you think the "they" refers to in the second quote?

mark s, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:32 (six years ago)

The DUP?

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:34 (six years ago)

Michael Corleone:I saw a strange thing today. A rebel was being arrested by the military police. And rather than be taken alive he exploded a grenade he had hidden in his jacket.He killed himself and took a captain of the command with him. Now, soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't
Hyman Roth: What does that tell you?
Michael Corleone: They could win

mark s, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:35 (six years ago)

Sil does a very funny ham reading of that line in The Sorpranos. And then some people out there make daft gangster quote memes attributing that line to his character. Just saying!

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:45 (six years ago)

I really hope that gossip is wrong because Patel at the Home Office and Gove at Northern Ireland would be two of the most disastrous decisions Johnson could make, as bad or worse than some of the appointments May made at the start of her Premiership.

Thinking back to the other day's discussion about leadership, and the extent to which the personality and judgement of the incoming PM matters, the decisions that will be announced over the next week or so are one reason why it does, no matter how much we might want it to be otherwise.

Caveat - the media is disproportionately focused on vacuous Westminster theatre at the expense of what happens at local/street level, which is one reason why they got the 2017 election badly wrong. Leaders in general gain their authority or lack of it from movements and wider social or historical forces, and Johnson is being propelled to Number 10 by forces that are fucking deranged and detached from reality and would probably have put someone like him in power regardless. The forces opposed to him are one reason why he probably won't stay there for very long.

Quite possibly we would have ended up with Brexit anyway eventually, but ultimately we're in this very particular situation now because of bad decisions made by a handful of stupid, hubristic or complacent individuals, and what Johnson himself chooses to do from here on matters. The only hope is that his government is highly unlikely to last very long and is probably going to be too repellent to enough of the electorate to prevent it winning a majority.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 July 2019 12:11 (six years ago)

Michael ‘the Good Friday Agreement was a mortal stain’ Gove heading for Northern Ireland.

oh god, I thought you were joking.

I have a PDF of his anti-GFA tract somewhere. I didn't make it very far through it tbh but my eyebrows were raised even through the preamble.

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 21 July 2019 12:36 (six years ago)

that was a good post btw Matt, thanks

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 21 July 2019 12:38 (six years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/20/britain-lured-into-deadly-trap-on-iran-by-trump-hawk-john-bolton

If correct, this should surprise nobody.

ShariVari, Sunday, 21 July 2019 13:43 (six years ago)

it all sounds so very predictable and plausible.

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 13:48 (six years ago)

is bernal in the thomas group?

||||||||, Sunday, 21 July 2019 14:01 (six years ago)

uhhhh.... wrong thread

||||||||, Sunday, 21 July 2019 14:01 (six years ago)

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— jewdⒶs // יידהודה (@jewdas) July 21, 2019

||||||||, Sunday, 21 July 2019 14:23 (six years ago)

"Thinking back to the other day's discussion about leadership, and the extent to which the personality and judgement of the incoming PM matters, the decisions that will be announced over the next week or so are one reason why it does, no matter how much we might want it to be otherwise."

As you say he might be in for a short term. How is Gove in NI worse than a minister who said they had no clue about the politics over there? This isn't about wishing it otherwise.

You could argue Hunt's ability to concentrate on the task at hand could be worse too.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 21 July 2019 14:58 (six years ago)

they could literally put a sandbag in a orange high-vis in Brady's place and it would make little to no difference.

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 15:47 (six years ago)

not true

it would be a noticeable improvement

A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 July 2019 16:03 (six years ago)

Sandbag in a high-res vest >>>>>> some clueless Tory dumped in at last minute >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a guy who wrote a 58-page document criticising the Good Friday agreement, compared it to the appeasement of the Nazis and claimed that the dilution of British military presence was "the real cause of conflict in Northern Ireland".

Even if he sat at his desk and did absolutely nothing the decision alone would be deliberately inflammatory at a time when the Irish border is the big obstacle for Brexiters.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 July 2019 17:50 (six years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/20/britain-lured-into-deadly-trap-on-iran-by-trump-hawk-john-bolton

If correct, this should surprise nobody.

― ShariVari, Sunday, 21 July 2019 13:43 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Completely agree. With these incidents 'cui bono' is always the best principle one which to be working, and it only leads you to the conclusions of that piece.

Fizzles, Sunday, 21 July 2019 18:16 (six years ago)

Re: NI. Gove would need to be motivated to do something that counts. Otherwise that's all huffing and puffing.

Over the last few years we've seen a lot of destructive, inflammatory rhetoric. Priti Patel talked about food shortages in Ireland. We've yet to see anything.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 21 July 2019 18:39 (six years ago)

Sure he is motivated but I doubt he knows what to do to bring a hard Brexit that brings no chaos to NI or the Tories.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 21 July 2019 18:43 (six years ago)

There's not much point arguing about it until it happens but, at best, it would be a 'fuck you' signal not just to Northern Ireland but also to the EU.

I think he might have a bigger job lined up for Gove in any case.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 July 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

Isn’t Priti Patel the one who got sacked for freestyling Israel policy?

suzy, Sunday, 21 July 2019 18:51 (six years ago)

I mean he's given enough fuck you signals as it is but hey.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 July 2019 18:52 (six years ago)

gauke and hammond announce they will quit if boris becomes PM

uhhhhhh guys you’re getting fired anyway

||||||||, Sunday, 21 July 2019 19:17 (six years ago)

This is like when shit footballers retire from the national team

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 July 2019 19:22 (six years ago)

So apparently the journalist who leaked the Darroch memo was a 19-year old who "decided to look into the impartiality of the civil service".

We were all at it at 19 I suppose.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 July 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

lol at the age of 19 I was very concerned about the impartiality of the civil service myself, when i could be bothered enough to take a break from imbibing vast quantities of class a's and completely losing the plot.

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 22:43 (six years ago)

Back in the old days you had to go to Cambridge to get a russian handler. This is the meritocracy in action.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 21 July 2019 22:54 (six years ago)

ah those good old days when a Toynbee would hang out with and get shitfaced with a tankie-spy rather than writing backbiting screeds about them in the Graun!

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 23:11 (six years ago)

The Patel / Gove rumour makes some sense if you assume that Boris's main motivation is Nixonian paranoia - Gove would struggle to excel as minister for Northern Ireland considering the fucking it's about to receive, and Boris would reckon (probably correctly) that a brown woman would be safe in one of the great offices without posing a threat to be the next leader.

But this probably says as much about projection by the source of the leak as anything else - over the weekend the Times, the Telegraph, the Independent and the Mail (and probably others) had collections of exclusive leaks about the future cabinet, any two of which are contradictory.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 July 2019 07:02 (six years ago)

Now Steven Edginton, a young journalist and digital strategist for Nigel Farage's Brexit Party, has claimed to be responsible for obtaining the papers.

Despite his association with anti-EU politics, he says leaking the cables was not a "Brexiteer plot to topple Sir Kim" - but insists he did it only to "develop my career" as a journalist.

Mr Edginton, who has worked as a freelance journalist as well as a strategist for the Taxpayers' Alliance and Leave Means Leave campaign, said: "The leak of Sir Kim's cables had absolutely nothing to do with the Brexit Party."

I mean obviously I'm against the security services torturing journalists to reveal sources in general..

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 July 2019 07:08 (six years ago)

He's been around for a 19 year old.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Monday, 22 July 2019 07:14 (six years ago)

I forgot to mention his time as a video journalist for Aaron Banks' website Westmonster.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 July 2019 07:48 (six years ago)

He's done a lot of terrible things for one so young.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Monday, 22 July 2019 08:28 (six years ago)

These kind of vat-bred nazikinder are never "young" tbf

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2019 08:36 (six years ago)

and Boris would reckon (probably correctly) that a brown woman would be safe in one of the great offices without posing a threat to be the next leader.

I mean, just to be clear, 'safe' there is again purely from a Paranoid Boris point of view, Patel is an absolute headcase who at one point wanted to bring back hanging.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 July 2019 08:37 (six years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAB2oVuXUAAmMEP.jpg

some lordly polling from that twat of The Verve's dad. Some Labour Remain voters apparently don't harbour unconditionally hatred for the LibDems and fucking Jo Swinson and feel slightly only slightly more positive about the Labour Party than they do about Nicola Sturgeon!

calzino, Monday, 22 July 2019 08:43 (six years ago)

idk, there's a clear winner at least ;)

imago, Monday, 22 July 2019 08:55 (six years ago)


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