Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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"other nights i dream of savage clone-armies of wereworms undermining all major cities and the palaces of the powerful swallowed up into seething soothing sinkholes"

ILX is only read by 20 people but they are all being radicalised.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 20 July 2019 11:11 (six years ago)

Great stuff from Johnny Mac, saying Jeremy Hunt has failed to protect UK vessels because he's too busy fighting the Tory leadership election.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 July 2019 11:12 (six years ago)

Actually, based on having really enjoyed my trip to Stroud this week, I'll have David Drew as my next leader of choice, he seems nice

imago, Saturday, 20 July 2019 11:16 (six years ago)

Jamie Reed is another one like Blenkinsop that spends most of the day trolling on twitter. Again spends most of his time cheering on any bad Labour news (real twisted mentality, that). I remember him for this:

@mmegannnolan
“I’m going to write about the English.”
Fine. Which ones.
“Oh, you know.”
No. Which ones?
“The evil arseholes.”
Ok. What about those with Indian grandparents?
“Not them.”
Jamaican?
“No.”
Irish?
“No.”
Scots?
“No.”
Travellers?
“No.”
What about the poor?
“...”

— Jamie Reed (@JamieFonzarelli) October 18, 2018



Not at all. Poor writing as click bait is mundane. Just don’t try to tell yourself you’re not a bigot. Try and be better. Hate for clicks is boring.

— Jamie Reed (@JamieFonzarelli) October 18, 2018



That’s your prerogative. Try and be better. Don’t be a bigot.

— Jamie Reed (@JamieFonzarelli) October 18, 2018



Be better. I didn’t earn my nationality, class, ancestry. Like I said, I know ‘hate for pay’ is where a lot of journalism is going. I know you have to front it out. I know you can’t acknowledge you’ve got it wrong. I know you have to conform. Just be better.

— Jamie Reed (@JamieFonzarelli) October 18, 2018



Which was a reaction to this: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/18/opinion/england-ireland-border-brexit.html

Normal guy. I seem to remember him sneering at Corbyn “not caring about peace in Ireland” either.

gyac, Saturday, 20 July 2019 11:23 (six years ago)

xxxp

Someone with a moderate opinion itt: I-
thread: wololo

Way more effective than the priests. I used to get so many killed trying to convert people.

gyac, Saturday, 20 July 2019 11:27 (six years ago)

Aztecs were the best wololo civ iirc.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 July 2019 11:30 (six years ago)

Since I don't wish to derail this thread, Britons had subpar monks but made up for it with their top-tier trebuchets.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 July 2019 11:33 (six years ago)

When you say Britons...

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 July 2019 11:37 (six years ago)

Celts were also a playable civ. I say 'were' but the game is still very much alive and a definitive edition should be out later this year.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 July 2019 11:40 (six years ago)

The trebuchets were the best, just roll them in and destroy. Always made me laugh when the civ I was attacking wasted time rebuilding granaries or markets.

gyac, Saturday, 20 July 2019 12:01 (six years ago)

a chilling vision of Britain under Corbyn

imago, Saturday, 20 July 2019 12:07 (six years ago)

Aztecs, Incas and Mayas would be his civilizations of choice, obv.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 July 2019 12:11 (six years ago)

don't forget the sandworms

https://media.giphy.com/media/5t4CZ4QMyBT0I/giphy.gif

mark s, Saturday, 20 July 2019 12:13 (six years ago)

wololo

how did I not know this was a thing

at some point slightly earlier in the 90s I had a fever dream of a game of religious conversion when I had a week off school with the flu and spent it all alternately reading Terry Pratchett's "Small Gods" and playing Populous (perhaps slightly after doing an RE project on Lourdes), so I would have been very much into this

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 20 July 2019 15:22 (six years ago)

also what's good to do in Stroud? I think I went as a kid (my Nan lived near Cheltenham and had friends she'd often meet for lunch in Stroud) but as an adult I suppose I assumed it probably wasn't very good or they wouldn't have been reduced to teaming up with Swindon to form a building society

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 20 July 2019 15:26 (six years ago)

simon wren-lewis has been getting raked over the coals this week by the aggro centrists and gnasher crew, following his article expressing very lukewarm support for labour

||||||||, Saturday, 20 July 2019 16:02 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIVgm7YG8ZY

koogs, Saturday, 20 July 2019 16:09 (six years ago)

did anyone get to the bottom of why the new statesman “unpublished” it?

Fizzles, Saturday, 20 July 2019 16:10 (six years ago)

jason cowley?

||||||||, Saturday, 20 July 2019 16:15 (six years ago)

well yes but i was interested to see if he had at least attempted to explain why.

Fizzles, Saturday, 20 July 2019 16:15 (six years ago)

a specific bone of contention seems to have been a somewhat casually expressed comparison in mechanics of response wrt clinton’s email server and labour’s anti-semitism. swl should have been more careful possibly, but that can be corrected editorially. rather than just removed.

Fizzles, Saturday, 20 July 2019 16:17 (six years ago)

honestly this feels like it was 300 years ago :|

Four years to the day since Labour whipped MPs to abstain on the welfare bill, a disgraceful decision that showed how foolish triangulation was electorally, and how much harm it caused the poorest: https://t.co/5eCtDEwprU

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) July 20, 2019

mark s, Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:00 (six years ago)

hate 'em or really fucking hate 'em I say. Another companion piece to this one was them jetting Loyd Webber in from New York to vote for a cutting working tax credits bill in the Lords... happy brexit free days!

calzino, Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:10 (six years ago)

When I see blairite scum.. I see something much worse than tories.

calzino, Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:11 (six years ago)

I never have felt such hatred for politicians as I did at that moment.

calzino, Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:14 (six years ago)

for some reason I didn't think Khan had voted against it, but I knew Thornberry had abstained - a lot of her voting record is dodgy.

calzino, Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:29 (six years ago)

lol Iain Wright voted against it as well.

calzino, Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:30 (six years ago)

Totally forgot that while interim leader in 2010, Harriet Harman also fucked up on letting Tories blame the recession on Labour/public spending.

suzy, Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

that was always such a unconditionally false line of attack, and one so simple to challenge and debunk. I think one of the problems might have been weak leadership.

calzino, Saturday, 20 July 2019 21:48 (six years ago)

There was a Zoe Williams profile of Harman (her MP at the time) where Zoe suggested HH was not all that bright.

suzy, Saturday, 20 July 2019 22:09 (six years ago)

she was very bad, but you can't blame her for Miliband Labour being just as fainthearted against the same spurious crap in 2015.

calzino, Saturday, 20 July 2019 22:29 (six years ago)

"not all that bright" is one of the least offensive accusations you could direct at HH.

Funky Isolations (jed_), Saturday, 20 July 2019 22:55 (six years ago)

Harman and Hewitt were brilliant civil rights lawyers in their day.

ShariVari, Sunday, 21 July 2019 05:38 (six years ago)

Gloria De Piero: "..when I hear people being called right wing in the Labour Party I find it utterly offensive. We are all left wingers in this Party - that is why we joined the Labour Party"

ION: Kate Hoey in talks to become the first Brexit Party MP.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 21 July 2019 08:19 (six years ago)

Reminds me of this classic Chris Leslie (RIP, I wanna run to u, etc) clip: https://youtu.be/Ylfnc7lviBc

gyac, Sunday, 21 July 2019 08:57 (six years ago)

it's corpses in mouths all the way down, kids

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 July 2019 08:58 (six years ago)

Meanwhile, this report is fucking hilarious (not surprising when you see who one of the authors is): https://www.gold.ac.uk/news/ideology-of-sectarian-far-left-report/

gyac, Sunday, 21 July 2019 09:11 (six years ago)

these cunts should be doing an internal report on why they inflicted so much talentless YBA dross on the world. I see Hirsh has very balanced views on Corbynism and isn't at all a sour Blairite. Tweeting some text that a friend of his apparently sent him saying Corbyn is Mel Gibson in a Corbyn mask. Very classy.

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:01 (six years ago)

Tommy Robinson "decked" by a 70-year-old man on his first day in jail

"He is said to have tried to intimidate the pensioner who responded by dropping him with a single punch." https://t.co/4Ubp9LpKtw

— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) July 20, 2019

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:23 (six years ago)

70-year-old man, thank you for your service

A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:29 (six years ago)

I don't even care if it is a made up tabloid story, for all the vile troglodytes it winds up it'll do for me.

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:32 (six years ago)

Every now and then the prison-industrial complex accidentally metes out justice.

And yeah, I want to believe.

pomenitul, Sunday, 21 July 2019 10:33 (six years ago)

If the gossip in the papers today is accurate, the ‘woman to get one of the big four jobs’ is Patel at the Home Office, rather than Truss at no.11. That’s terrifying.

Michael ‘the Good Friday Agreement was a mortal stain’ Gove heading for Northern Ireland.

ShariVari, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:00 (six years ago)

AS minisite seems like a good step: https://labour.org.uk/no-place-for-antisemitism

nashwan, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:14 (six years ago)

(xp) I'm sure I saw a headline today about Boris not being one to hold grudges - and also that he might be putting Gove in NI. Does not compute.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:27 (six years ago)

“Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer”

lol you do know that the person who said this was a FICTIONAL MAFIA BOSS and that the other pithy thing he said (not abt family) was "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"

who do you think the "they" refers to in the second quote?

mark s, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:32 (six years ago)

The DUP?

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:34 (six years ago)

Michael Corleone:I saw a strange thing today. A rebel was being arrested by the military police. And rather than be taken alive he exploded a grenade he had hidden in his jacket.He killed himself and took a captain of the command with him. Now, soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't
Hyman Roth: What does that tell you?
Michael Corleone: They could win

mark s, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:35 (six years ago)

Sil does a very funny ham reading of that line in The Sorpranos. And then some people out there make daft gangster quote memes attributing that line to his character. Just saying!

calzino, Sunday, 21 July 2019 11:45 (six years ago)

I really hope that gossip is wrong because Patel at the Home Office and Gove at Northern Ireland would be two of the most disastrous decisions Johnson could make, as bad or worse than some of the appointments May made at the start of her Premiership.

Thinking back to the other day's discussion about leadership, and the extent to which the personality and judgement of the incoming PM matters, the decisions that will be announced over the next week or so are one reason why it does, no matter how much we might want it to be otherwise.

Caveat - the media is disproportionately focused on vacuous Westminster theatre at the expense of what happens at local/street level, which is one reason why they got the 2017 election badly wrong. Leaders in general gain their authority or lack of it from movements and wider social or historical forces, and Johnson is being propelled to Number 10 by forces that are fucking deranged and detached from reality and would probably have put someone like him in power regardless. The forces opposed to him are one reason why he probably won't stay there for very long.

Quite possibly we would have ended up with Brexit anyway eventually, but ultimately we're in this very particular situation now because of bad decisions made by a handful of stupid, hubristic or complacent individuals, and what Johnson himself chooses to do from here on matters. The only hope is that his government is highly unlikely to last very long and is probably going to be too repellent to enough of the electorate to prevent it winning a majority.

Matt DC, Sunday, 21 July 2019 12:11 (six years ago)


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