Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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some fascinating stories in the op Columba piece, AF. I've reached my LRB free article limit, but thankfully you can still listen to the full audio version of it if you have.

calzino, Thursday, 18 July 2019 14:09 (six years ago)

interestingly Hawking Divisions are making a comeback as drone hunters these days.

calzino, Thursday, 18 July 2019 14:11 (six years ago)

I'd love to have my own personal hawking division: seize that fule's scalp over yonder, Lightning!

calzino, Thursday, 18 July 2019 14:24 (six years ago)

Plankton for morons:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/18/boris-johnson-claims-about-kippers-fishy-brussels-says

pomenitul, Thursday, 18 July 2019 14:25 (six years ago)

boris talking to his base freebasing again.

calzino, Thursday, 18 July 2019 14:30 (six years ago)

bottom feeders the lot of 'em

nashwan, Thursday, 18 July 2019 14:58 (six years ago)

sometimes I think if Shaun Ryder had an RP accent and even without couching his language with much florid verbosity to try make himself sound cleverer than he is, he would still be a more insightful leader of the Conservative party than Boris is ever going to be. This is where I concur with mark s, boris has reached a bad level of wet-brain degeneracy or something, he's just not quite all there.

calzino, Thursday, 18 July 2019 14:59 (six years ago)

My friend who I may have mentioned before as witness to BJ stalking a woman she used to know said she was alarmed by how empty/parts missing emotionally he seemed to be, and that was describing the BJ of 10-15 years ago.

suzy, Thursday, 18 July 2019 15:23 (six years ago)

Come on people can grow as they get older!

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 18 July 2019 15:41 (six years ago)

stephen bush and diane abbott are bad now:

Quite sad that #bbctw ends tonight. V good piece on it by @HackneyAbbott here: https://t.co/CnwCG9jqmS

— Stephen Bush (@stephenkb) July 18, 2019

mark s, Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:22 (six years ago)

(i haven't read the piece)

mark s, Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:22 (six years ago)

"never surpassed"

that's like saying not many horses ever got past Quixall Crossett.

(not read the piece either because I prefer making flip comments about things I'm never going to read!)

calzino, Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:26 (six years ago)

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/boris-johnson-s-biographer-i-know-too-well-the-fire-and-fury-lurking-behind-that-smile-03gqmxt5v

"Even as a child his temper was legendary within the Johnson family. He once came to blows with his sister Rachel after a row over the identity of the lead singer of the Clash."

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:19 (six years ago)

To be fair, Mick Jones did his fair share of singing.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:25 (six years ago)

has fists of (big audio) dynamite does this lad.

calzino, Friday, 19 July 2019 00:03 (six years ago)

Imagine being so vile that the only thing you can think of to insult Leo is him being half Indian

Boris Johnson on Varadkar: ‘Why isn’t he called Murphy like all the rest of them’ https://t.co/XLFXGg4y0d via @IrishTimesOpEd

— Irish Times Opinion (@IrishTimesOpEd) July 18, 2019

gyac, Friday, 19 July 2019 05:32 (six years ago)

You're called Johnson you sassanach cunt

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 July 2019 05:42 (six years ago)

Hope the circa 20% of voters who are Asian in his constituency are paying attention.

gyac, Friday, 19 July 2019 06:21 (six years ago)

the state of the lesser NS
https://mainlymacro.blogspot.com/2019/07/reaction-to-there-is-only-one.html?m=1

||||||||, Friday, 19 July 2019 09:57 (six years ago)

Imagine being so vile that the only thing you can think of to insult Leo is him being half Indian

Most pieces of shit aren't half as foul as Boris.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:03 (six years ago)

most pieces of shit don't have the schooling, the reasoning or the academic intelligence to construct a cathedral of vileness comparable to those of men like johnson

imago, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:18 (six years ago)

he is sophistry and selfishness personified

imago, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:20 (six years ago)

Nothing screams erudition quite like using 'Murphy' as a stand-in for all Irish people.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:23 (six years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/17/books/boris-johnson-72-virgins.html

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:25 (six years ago)

as a 2nd gen irish he's radicalising me, I'm ready to enlist for the RA sleeper squad again!

calzino, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:27 (six years ago)

Yeah I see no reason to credit him with intelligence or reasoning, however you modify those words.

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2019 10:28 (six years ago)

if there ever was anything like that there, it's gone now.. that's plain to see.

calzino, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:30 (six years ago)

Tbf we can't and shouldn't rule out the possibility that he was slyly alluding to Sam Beckett's second novel, thus demonstrating his nonpareil knowledge of the Irish avant-garde.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:33 (six years ago)

just started reading dante and the lobster yesterday, weirdly!

imago, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:43 (six years ago)

there's a nice new little edition of it for like a fiver in foyle's. i couldn't help getting it.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 July 2019 10:46 (six years ago)

Nice. I'll take its 'epiphany' over most of Joyce's.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 10:47 (six years ago)

Would feel no pity, nor piety, if BoJo were boiled alive tbf

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:05 (six years ago)

One can daydream.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:05 (six years ago)

Don't feel like he is 'vile' or anything of the sort. Most of us have met or encountered this species of entitled brat in a pub or on the lol internet. A very common type. Most of the elite are expected to behave like this.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:14 (six years ago)

👀

imago, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:24 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/DNsXXq9.jpg

Waiting for comrade to expand on that...

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:27 (six years ago)

xyzzzz in elites are not vile shockah!

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:28 (six years ago)

fussing over johnson's personality as if it's a rare object of interest and concern is foolish, xyzzzz otm

ogmor, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:35 (six years ago)

Basically, everyone is posting as I expect them to do.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:38 (six years ago)

Ah sure let's get a full list of what's foolish to do itt

nashwan, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:43 (six years ago)

it isn't a rare personality

he has private school cunning (a lower form than it usually thinks it is) and a thorough classical education

these are sufficient qualities to imbue him with tremendous self-importance and the ability to reason himself into an ontology wherein he is the puppetmaster and the proles should basically shut up and listen

he is not erudite in the slightest; he is schooled

imago, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:47 (six years ago)

I'll be the one to go "let's all shrug at the continued normalisation of the far right in Britain" and then someone else can go "I don't see what difference it makes when the hostile environment is still ongoing" and then we'll argue about it until something else happens.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:47 (six years ago)

obviously this analysis comes from a place of horrified self-recognition. i too was very good at latin and self-worship. the differences are that i applied brakes, and always regarded ancient greek with some suspicion. boris however is the golden god

imago, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:49 (six years ago)

"the differences are that i applied brakes"

🧐

xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:52 (six years ago)

well, some mouthy internet tankies applied them

imago, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:54 (six years ago)

Work not done yet.

Like clockwork, you can all read more about how vile this guy is.

https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2019/08/15/boris-johnson-ham-of-fate/

xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:56 (six years ago)

Idk why pointing out that taking the fash line on Leo - not really being Irish - shouldn’t be seen as cool and normal, esp when I hear this far more here, in a country with a far larger 2nd+ gen Indian population, than I do among Irish people or at home. But why bother arguing with Mr Perfectly Calm Accelerationist? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

gyac, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:58 (six years ago)

Is my tankie friend honestly bothered by my word choice, because ngl it was hardly my best effort & I was half asleep at the time. Happy to withdraw the phrasing if he’ll withdraw the tanks.

gyac, Friday, 19 July 2019 11:59 (six years ago)

Not everything is about what you post.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 July 2019 12:02 (six years ago)

The best reason for not bothering to express our outrage about these pronouncements is that they are straight out of the Trump playbook and designed to keep Johnson dominating the news cycle. But not talking about him to prevent that is futile because he's going to dominate the news cycle anyway, just like he's going to win anyway and become PM anyway. It's distracting us from the more interesting question of how long he's going to be PM for.

OTOH this leads you perilously close to that awful Jonathan Freedland article from a couple of days ago when he argued that Democrats shouldn't call out Trump's racism against Dem congresswomen because it wouldn't be the "politically smart" thing to do.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 July 2019 12:02 (six years ago)


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