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The golden over was fine. Boundary count was robbery though

imago, Monday, 15 July 2019 08:44 (six years ago)

Golden over is a terrible way to decide anything lol - why in god's name introduce this when scores are seldom tied in cricket? Capitalism needing winners and losers again is it.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 July 2019 08:49 (six years ago)

Congratulations Neil.

Still reeling to be honest and still feel awful for the Kiwis.

Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Monday, 15 July 2019 09:09 (six years ago)

yeah

imago, Monday, 15 July 2019 09:15 (six years ago)

Literally robbed

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:12 (six years ago)

ol' perfidious Albion at it again!

calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 14:17 (six years ago)

wouldn't go so far as to blame the England team but imagine if NZ had benefited from that situation.

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:20 (six years ago)

(xp) He would say that, wouldn't he?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:23 (six years ago)

Maybe cricket needs to adopt a VAR system to prevent these kinds of mistake

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 July 2019 14:39 (six years ago)

someone once told me W C Fields was a total cheat who would bully umpires. And once he bullied one into letting him play on after getting caught out for a duck, because this crowd is here to appreciate my skills, not yours, you fucking pleb!

calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 14:45 (six years ago)

Lol W G Grace I meant!

calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 14:46 (six years ago)

he was bowled and replaced the bails as I heard it

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 15 July 2019 16:41 (six years ago)

Might have been how I heard it tbh, my memories are sometimes quite jumbled these days but the crux of the story was I think he'd not been batting for long. there is something that makes me chuckle at the schoolboy cap/full beardage w/ owls nest combo of his, one hell of a look.

calzino, Monday, 15 July 2019 18:43 (six years ago)

Congrats Neil!

[goes back to reading overly optimistic thinkpieces about the Australian batting order] hmmm hmmm yes Matty Wade will get called up for The Ashes

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 09:45 (six years ago)

btw the real winners are NZ because they have Jacinta Ardern as their Prime Minister while England has... er...

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 09:47 (six years ago)

thanks man! Looks like Mitch Marsh has been pulling up some trees for the seconds, Aus should definitely get him in the team

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:07 (six years ago)

Ireland already got a wicket! Promising signs.

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:23 (six years ago)

the test nation that will remain in Europe is doing well!!

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:50 (six years ago)

lol

imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:08 (six years ago)

dunno if this is a metaphor or something but

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:09 (six years ago)

tbf your batsmen didn't do much better yesterday, admittedly against your bowlers

imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:12 (six years ago)

marcus larberchange got er 40-something

winning a world cup then end up 6/42 to Ireland in less than two weeks is very English cricket

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:12 (six years ago)

changing priorities m8

imago, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:17 (six years ago)

is this the new backstop?

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:45 (six years ago)

New PM, new English cricket hilariousness.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:50 (six years ago)

More portent than metaphor.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:53 (six years ago)

Good time to try 4 day tests. This might not make it to Friday

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:55 (six years ago)

plucky English fighting back against all odds

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 15:51 (six years ago)

:(

imago, Friday, 26 July 2019 12:46 (six years ago)

The Irish'll need more than a backstop.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 26 July 2019 12:49 (six years ago)

Boris is going to fuck the Paddies to death! Rah!

imago, Friday, 26 July 2019 12:51 (six years ago)

Gumph!

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 26 July 2019 12:57 (six years ago)

Far more interested in the European Cricket League than The Ashes tbh.

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 12:17 (six years ago)

It’s unorthodox action in cluj every Saturday

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 12:35 (six years ago)

Brb signing up for Cyprus

imago, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 12:59 (six years ago)

oh ffs

imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:07 (six years ago)

first lol england moment of the series!!!

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:11 (six years ago)

second lol england moment of the series

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:16 (six years ago)

now the fuckwits have reviewed one going a foot over, i despair

imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:16 (six years ago)

i wrote that after first viewing btw, so obvious

imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:18 (six years ago)

lolStralia

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:19 (six years ago)

I was sick of looking at Davey Warner's shit beard anyway

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:19 (six years ago)

missing LOLLLL

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:20 (six years ago)

he walked off with the urgency of someone who's middled his first ball behind

imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:21 (six years ago)

maybe give him some credit there idk

imago, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:21 (six years ago)

NEVER

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:23 (six years ago)

Nice slow start to this Ashes series

groovypanda, Thursday, 1 August 2019 10:39 (six years ago)

I've never wanted England to lose an Ashes series before but Brexit has even ruined the cricket.

How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:18 (six years ago)

Cakewalk for the Aussies this.

How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Monday, 5 August 2019 11:55 (six years ago)


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