Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

and islam beats the shit out of him

Well that's cheered me up a bit.

Bunch of TR fans going past office now. They are as you’d expect.

Crying?

terrified of dairy products?

Yeah, the thread is excellent, as is the Tommy Robinson news.

In other (largely unimportant) news, I did see someone point out that Graham Brady resigned from the 1922 committee to run for Tory party leader and then.. didn't run for Tory party leader.

Means he hasn’t got to keep track of all those letters.

Xps sadly not, a load of scaldy heads and shouting

Tommy Robinson: The Prison Diaries

Actually didn't Jeffrey Archer publish his jailbird mitherings?
This could be Mr Yaxley-Lennon's opportunity to break into the (not very) lucrative racist author market if he hasn't done so already.

jeffrey archer isn't the first person that springs to mind when considering fascists who wrote their magnum opuses from jail tbh

I'll be praying that his sad acolytes find some meaning in their lives without their leader. Some of them might be still young enough to join the venture scouts. I fear some of the older ones might be a bit beyond redemption.

terrified of dairy products?

The Qur'an teaches that milk is good for you, as opposed to, uh, Western culture which is, uh, notorious for its centuries-old, uh, opposition to dairy products.

I'll be praying that his sad acolytes find some meaning in their lives without their leader.

What will they do without being able to follow Agammonemnon blindly into battle?

Almost a portmanteau of Agamemnon and Mammon.

LBC live from HMP

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/jul/11/rail-worker-killed-by-train-was-fatigued-and-on-zero-hours-contract

url-that-defines-the-age

rip big man, heaven needed a pint-sized lactose-dodger

https://i.imgur.com/h0pNNgO.jpg

(while stocks last)

de sade knocked out 120 Days of Sodom in the Bastille - let's see what Tommy can do

— paulfsavage (@FilmsJapan) July 11, 2019

lool!

it must have been nice for Khan to have that rare chance to meet someone who is only millimetres taller than himself.. and then hang him.

That painting is absolute art, check out the Muslim moon.

HAIL LUNA, OUR MUSLAMIC SATELLITE

how are there stars inside the cescent of the moon?

https://aaronkcollett.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/0042_09.gif?w=468&zoom=2

https://aaronkcollett.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/0042_05.gif?w=468&zoom=2

inshallah

lol we're all gonna die

The Department for Transport has issued new guidance to all British-flagged commercial ships to go to a heightened state of security in the Strait of Hormuz, Sky News understands.

The guidance was issued in recent days in response to concern about an increased threat from Iran in the Gulf, two maritime industry sources said.

British-flagged ships have been advised to keep alert for Iranian patrol boats "being aggressive towards them", one of the sources said.

A separate shipping industry source said his vessels are increasing the number of watch keepers on deck, trying to move through the Strait of Hormuz during daylight hours and travelling at a faster pace than usual to keep safe.

A Department for Transport spokeswoman said: "The Department for Transport, as competent authority, regularly provides Security Advice to UK and Red Ensign Group Shipping on how they should operate in areas of high risk."

Donny beckons.

All British-flagged commercial ships advised to hold housekeys in hand, with the individual keys sticking out between their fingers, just in case

xp
well arguably the UK is the Donny Rovers of the great powers these days!

once you've fired an ambassador at the behest of the president of the united states, who's to say that you won't be persuaded to fire... other things at the behest of the president of the united states

Reminds me of when slavery was abolished obv.

what is the funniest TR jailed meme out there? Just want to troll some idiot thugs.

Can't even spell principals, er, principles...

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/11/amber-rudd-drops-opposition-to-no-deal-brexit

I just read that long thread and extremely otm, thank you for linking suzy

Xp

Lets face it in the final analysis there is only truly one variety of tory - and that is The Tory.

Corbyn has mother in law truthers now (the comments are full of people saying his Mexican mother in law “is not a native Spanish speaker, I know as I have spoken many Spanishes in my time”

WATCH: This is bizarre. As reporters tried to ask Jeremy Corbyn about anti-Semitism this morning, a Spanish woman comes out of his house and escorts him to his car shouting in Spanish (among other things) "what's going on? They don't have any idea." pic.twitter.com/jx5M6eBtBA

— Daniel Hewitt (@DanielHewittITV) July 11, 2019

Don’t mess with Abuela.

imagine your job is reporting on politics but you're not aware that corbyn's wife is mexican and so this is likely his mother in law?

Lol it’s just some random Spanish speaking woman shouting for no reason

jude thread owns

she has been asking many of the questions that should have been asked by our esteemed lobby journalists

No, Jude should be working for the compliance unit or even heading it up. She’s got tons of relevant work experience.

She has also been banned from Twitter for harassment, fairly or otherwise, so idk if that’s going to generate the good optics Labour needs at the moment.

It wasn’t fair, fwiw.

i felt really blessed when she gave me an encouraging response once. i was going through a shit depressed as fuck period with a Section 47 on our house because of a malicious call from a neighbour and getting swamped with wanker social workers. she's a thoroughly good person, one of the best.

agreed - always remember h3l3n l3wis being really snidely rude about her once. sign she is a goodun

Really nice of Hadl3y Fr33man to orchestrate a pile on at her for having an Amazon wish list when she was having some problems working that she’d been discussing with her followers. I have allllll kinds of problems with HF, and some sympathy for psych and health issues she’s had, but financial hardship is something she will never know so making fun of a working-class ex-refugee is some of the worst optics I’ve ever seen.

New - Jennie Formby writes back to Tom Watson saying she is deeply disappointed by his letter and says he is traducing her while she is in chemo. She denies covering up emails and says her inbox was compromised. pic.twitter.com/i5QtDBhduy

— Jessica Elgot (@jessicaelgot) July 11, 2019

xp yeah I remember that and HF is just consistently awful

I've really started looking forward to these letters from Formby