batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

i’m about 90% sure that stonetoss is stephen miller so an invite would be redundant

stonetoss guy irritates me more than Garrison somehow, as awful as Ben's stuff is he's at least got some talent as an artist and he seems to have some idea of how to construct a joke...stonetoss on the other hand is just a dude who's whole personality is screaming the N-word as loud as possible

A.F. Branco has spent most of the last week retweeting ppl asking @realDonaldTrump to invite him to this social media summit thing, maybe he can have Garrison's place

There's an art brut vibe to Garrison's work whereas stonetoss is just straight-up 'lulz trolled ya libcucks'.

i don't know who that is but that tidbit makes me feel better in the "at least i'm not THAT pathetic piece of shit" kind of way

xp

Branco is probably less batshit that Garrison but makes up for it in terms of literally not been able to draw

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I don't get it

i think maybe that's supposed to be AOC?

had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero; oh the wit

Becoming an MS Paint cruelty merchant definitely has its financial lure and also it’s a way to stand out. My ex pal who has gone full transphobic and left-baiting identity politics is thriving off the reactions he gets with his garbage.

come on now, no need to be rude about MS paint

had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero

no, it is a shield, it's a reference to Booker talking about his "I am Spartacus moment" during the Kavanaugh hearings which seems to be one of those things that most people have forgotten about but a hardcore of rightwing cranks are still obsessed with

I love how the right collects and nurtures these little signifiers they can use to ridicule leading left figures, whereas the left are too uptight to even mention the most egregious and repulsive qualities of the right leadership.

Eli Valley doesn’t mind :)

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Surprised Omar's sword isn't a scimitar.

it isn't?

Doesn't seem curved enough. But I'm no expert.

I like that Trump’s hair seems to be doing the flag burning.

is there any significance to the apple core in Tlaib's censored profanity?

an NYC / globalist reference?

Most sinful of Eve's countless-times-great-granddaughters?

not his best work. insufficient references to the Illuminati & World Bank, and no jew-baiting.

What the living fuck is this?

beautiful baby........ pic.twitter.com/bJim1tTrK4

— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) July 22, 2019

someone please fix with osamathumbsup.jpg

something about this, which is a big "who cares" imo
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/qbaby-qanon-conspiracy-theory-trump-rally-860526/

Folks we are all thinking it so I'm gonna say it:

The Q baby just fucking sucks. It's a trash baby. It should be on the cover of "Shitty Babies Weekly"

— society understander (@mywifecameback) July 23, 2019

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— The Rational Gamer (@rational_gamer) July 23, 2019

MASS SHOOTINGS

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so "mass shootings" are the stock of the gun?
and "culture" plus "desocialisation" provide the weapon? but isn't the weapon, you know, a "gun"?
is the gun bad, or is it just bad if you use a Playstation controller as the magazine?

makes u think

The gun is significantly bigger than the sum of its parts, so…

That looks like a really cool PS4 controller

When I hear the word culture, that's when I reach for my dual-shock.

I don't see Gangsta Rap on the gun, Ramirez is slipping.

ramirez likes to draw guns.

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is 'Buggygieg' some kind of reference to 'bug chasers' or am I overthinking this and he just means buggy as in 'crazy'? (as far as I can tell Garrison is the only person ever to call Mayor Pete 'Buggygieg')

"What do you think of our racist president's bigotry" has the note-perfect construction of one of those Trump campaign email polls.

also Garrison seems to... like Biden?

how do i sign up to crew on the ss communism

communist foghorn freesteam bernie is amazing, why do these cartoonists think they can diminish him

I don't think Garrison likes Biden per se, it's more that he likes anything that triggers the SJWs, and Biden being the front runner triggers the SJWs

"horizontal harris"?

soref - I'm assuming it's supposed to signify "buggery"

Gonna be wild gun ones itt soon surely

Horizontal Harris is in reference to the narrative that she "slept her way to the top"

that's the first i've heard of that narrative and I'm sorry that i asked as it sounds stone cold stupid

predicated on this (per Wikipedia)

In the mid-1990s she dated Speaker of the California State Assembly Willie Brown, who appointed her to paid positions at the Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board and the California Medical Assistance Commission.

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Are there really people out there who believe there are Antifa Superpredators out there shooting up Wal-Marts? This trope is more baffling to me than Muscular Heroic Trump or (((global finance))) or anything.

They're pushing the meme that the guy who shot his sister in Dayton is Antifa because he posted some lukewarm left of center stuff years ago

And further that the media is hiding that fact in order to push the narrative that shooters are all right-wingers.

Which reveals a weird thing about the cultural right: as long as there's a single counterexample, then any given issue is a wash because you can just do lazy "both sides" tu quoque and never have to face any actual problem on the right.

Right-wing shooters? Whatabout that left-wing shooter. Trump hung out with Epstein? Whatabout Bill Clinton. In the right wing mind that's not only a complete argument but an unassailable rhetorical victory. That THAT, libtard!

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