“dancing a tantrum”? How old is Garrison anyway
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
ok "dancing a tantrum" is an awesome phrase
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link
would bet money he is currently drawing the most intense cartoon ever seen on the topic of his uninvitation.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
he's probably also getting way more traffic than he usually does. when you invite a white supremacist to the white house, they just can't lose!!
― i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
Meanwhile, on StoneToss's Twitter feed:
man, that soccer lesbian is ugly— stonetoss (@stone_toss) July 10, 2019
How long before he gets invited to the White House?
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
i’m about 90% sure that stonetoss is stephen miller so an invite would be redundant
― A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link
stonetoss guy irritates me more than Garrison somehow, as awful as Ben's stuff is he's at least got some talent as an artist and he seems to have some idea of how to construct a joke...stonetoss on the other hand is just a dude who's whole personality is screaming the N-word as loud as possible
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link
A.F. Branco has spent most of the last week retweeting ppl asking @realDonaldTrump to invite him to this social media summit thing, maybe he can have Garrison's place
― soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
There's an art brut vibe to Garrison's work whereas stonetoss is just straight-up 'lulz trolled ya libcucks'.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
i don't know who that is but that tidbit makes me feel better in the "at least i'm not THAT pathetic piece of shit" kind of way
xp
― i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link
Branco is probably less batshit that Garrison but makes up for it in terms of literally not been able to draw
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-EmTLGU4AAznDj.jpg
― soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link
I don't get it
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link
i think maybe that's supposed to be AOC?
― i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link
had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero; oh the wit
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
Becoming an MS Paint cruelty merchant definitely has its financial lure and also it’s a way to stand out. My ex pal who has gone full transphobic and left-baiting identity politics is thriving off the reactions he gets with his garbage.
― omar little, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
come on now, no need to be rude about MS paint
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link
had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero
no, it is a shield, it's a reference to Booker talking about his "I am Spartacus moment" during the Kavanaugh hearings which seems to be one of those things that most people have forgotten about but a hardcore of rightwing cranks are still obsessed with
― soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link
I love how the right collects and nurtures these little signifiers they can use to ridicule leading left figures, whereas the left are too uptight to even mention the most egregious and repulsive qualities of the right leadership.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 11 July 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link
Eli Valley doesn’t mind :)
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 July 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link
https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/four_horsewomen-1.jpg
― pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link
Surprised Omar's sword isn't a scimitar.
― pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link
it isn't?
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
Doesn't seem curved enough. But I'm no expert.
― pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
I like that Trump’s hair seems to be doing the flag burning.
― breastcrawl, Friday, 19 July 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link
is there any significance to the apple core in Tlaib's censored profanity?
― soref, Friday, 19 July 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link
an NYC / globalist reference?
― flappy bird, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
Most sinful of Eve's countless-times-great-granddaughters?
― pomenitul, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
not his best work. insufficient references to the Illuminati & World Bank, and no jew-baiting.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 22 July 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
What the living fuck is this?
beautiful baby........ pic.twitter.com/bJim1tTrK4— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) July 22, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:10 (four years ago) link
someone please fix with osamathumbsup.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link
something about this, which is a big "who cares" imohttps://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/qbaby-qanon-conspiracy-theory-trump-rally-860526/
― adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 06:13 (four years ago) link
Folks we are all thinking it so I'm gonna say it:The Q baby just fucking sucks. It's a trash baby. It should be on the cover of "Shitty Babies Weekly"— society understander (@mywifecameback) July 23, 2019
pic.twitter.com/pKwQtZ8Ger— The Rational Gamer (@rational_gamer) July 23, 2019
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 04:11 (four years ago) link
MASS SHOOTINGS
https://66.media.tumblr.com/306208926adbee9c02cd40452287dbcf/tumblr_pvhex23J8Z1rr5t33o1_540.jpg
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 07:51 (four years ago) link
so "mass shootings" are the stock of the gun?and "culture" plus "desocialisation" provide the weapon? but isn't the weapon, you know, a "gun"?is the gun bad, or is it just bad if you use a Playstation controller as the magazine?
makes u think
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:02 (four years ago) link
The gun is significantly bigger than the sum of its parts, so…
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:09 (four years ago) link
That looks like a really cool PS4 controller
― van dyke parks generator (anagram), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link
When I hear the word culture, that's when I reach for my dual-shock.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:37 (four years ago) link
I don't see Gangsta Rap on the gun, Ramirez is slipping.
― nickn, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
ramirez likes to draw guns.
― adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EA5I1uGU4AItMsh?format=jpg&name=small
is 'Buggygieg' some kind of reference to 'bug chasers' or am I overthinking this and he just means buggy as in 'crazy'? (as far as I can tell Garrison is the only person ever to call Mayor Pete 'Buggygieg')
― soref, Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link
"What do you think of our racist president's bigotry" has the note-perfect construction of one of those Trump campaign email polls.
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link
also Garrison seems to... like Biden?
how do i sign up to crew on the ss communism
― Clay, Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:52 (four years ago) link
communist foghorn freesteam bernie is amazing, why do these cartoonists think they can diminish him
― j., Saturday, 3 August 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link
I don't think Garrison likes Biden per se, it's more that he likes anything that triggers the SJWs, and Biden being the front runner triggers the SJWs
― soref, Saturday, 3 August 2019 03:02 (four years ago) link
"horizontal harris"?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 3 August 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link
soref - I'm assuming it's supposed to signify "buggery"
Gonna be wild gun ones itt soon surely
― flappy bird, Saturday, 3 August 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link
Horizontal Harris is in reference to the narrative that she "slept her way to the top"
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 August 2019 01:28 (four years ago) link
that's the first i've heard of that narrative and I'm sorry that i asked as it sounds stone cold stupid
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 August 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link
predicated on this (per Wikipedia)
In the mid-1990s she dated Speaker of the California State Assembly Willie Brown, who appointed her to paid positions at the Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board and the California Medical Assistance Commission.
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link