Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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I’d like to see Boris wiggle his way out of this jam.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:42 (six years ago)

THAT BORIS WIGGLE IN FULL

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fusatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F08%2Fborisdance.gif&f=1

A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:44 (six years ago)

100,000 senile racist cunts will still vote for him

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:44 (six years ago)

lol, otm

gyac, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:44 (six years ago)

Ah well, nevertheless

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:46 (six years ago)

I like the way he can be grossly incompetent, racist and untrustworthy in every sense of the word, but as soon as you don't back one of your own diplomats.. that's it - you ain't fit for office!

calzino, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:46 (six years ago)

like i said yesterday, getting a rise out of these entitled shitheels is one of Trump's more enjoyable tantrums

jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:48 (six years ago)

god bless the special relationship

A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:49 (six years ago)

Just caught up on this morning - what the fuck is the pink curly bracket in that logo about?

gyac, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:51 (six years ago)

going back to ed's post from last night (re credible theories who leaked the darroch emails):

ABC had someone on saying this is some score setting by people who see the foreign service as anti-Brexit and trying to sabotage the glorious leap into neo-feudalism.

Conjecture is that this is either the start of a purge of the foreign service (because surely everyone in the foreign service has something they’ve written in a cable they’d rather not be published); or this is a warning shot to get in line with the DePfeffel doctrine or lose your pension.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, July 9, 2019 11:21 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

as ed has gone with a very stevolende formulation, i'm not sure who is conjecturing what by who (yes the second suggestion is bojo but who's the first)? i also read a tweet (by "anti brexit alien") saying that it was either done by an ENEMY POWER (the cui bono there makes sense, bcz that's who wants to fuck up yr diplomatic effectiveness) or a GOVERNMENT MOLE, which i'm still enjoying unravelling ("oh noes the govt has planted agents in the foreign office")

anyway darroch himself was retiring in like a week so it can't be about him and whoever the PM is they do actually have uncomplicated power to recall and replace ambassadors. this may or may not make things harder for johnson -- WHO THE FUCK KNOWS -- but it seems like a needlessly random flex

mark s, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:57 (six years ago)

the radical right has the PROUD BOYS the radical centre has the CURLY BOIS

mark s, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:59 (six years ago)

100,000 senile racist cunts will still vote have already voted for him

Which is my favourite of the bad scenarios - Boris comes to power already hated by a significant chunk of the party.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:05 (six years ago)

Apparently Mark Sedwill was favourite to take over from Darroch, the NYT suspects that it was a shot across his bows - cui bono might be Nigel Farage who'd quite like the job normally, but er he surely has other things to worry about?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/07/world/europe/uk-ambassador-kim-darroch.html

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:08 (six years ago)

xxxp think this is deeply unfair, post doesn’t read like he’s just emerged from a month-long coma

gyac, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:17 (six years ago)

Since the leak was hand-delivered to Isobel Oakeshott I’m tempted to believe it was a Boris fan with something to gain or one of any number of public-facing arseholes with Belizean passports. Like, duhhhh.

suzy, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:27 (six years ago)

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can we just talk a little about how the smile slowly disappears off the face of the woman to Johnson's left

the hissing of summer jawns (stevie), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:45 (six years ago)

tag yourself, i'm the stone-faced guy with crossed arms who pops out from behind boris

A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:50 (six years ago)

I'm the deadly assassin sent by Xi Jingpin, disguised as mrs Cameron on the right.

calzino, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:55 (six years ago)

president xi i'm begging u please send more effective assassins

A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 13:55 (six years ago)

how the smile slowly disappears off the face of the woman to Johnson's left

his eventually to be ex wife no less

nashwan, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 14:06 (six years ago)

can we just talk a little about how the smile slowly disappears off the face of the woman to Johnson's left

aka his wife, though he's probably forgotten her name by now too.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 14:11 (six years ago)

(xp)

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 14:11 (six years ago)

Tbf i can't remember johnson's wife's name either

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:21 (six years ago)

Do you have four children with her?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:22 (six years ago)

Not as far as i know fnarr fnarr

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

so this panorama doc eh?

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:34 (six years ago)

so this panorama doc eh?

Spoken like a true Canuck.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

pretty incendiary stuff in labour’s rebuttal

||||||||, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:20 (six years ago)

BBC press release claims Jennie Formby intervened in Jackie Walker’s case, but it doesn’t say how they intervened... turns out according to Labour Formby actually asked for the process against Walker to be sped up... not mentioned by Panorama...
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Labour says the BBC edited a Milne email to delete a line showing he was referring to Jewish members accused of AS

“But if we're more than very occasionally using disciplinary action against Jewish members for anti-Semitism...” doesn’t appear in BBC press release

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Panorama claims Seumas Milne directly demanded to be involved in the disciplinary process. Full emails released by Labour appear to show the former employee who leaked the emails actually asked Loto for their view first... this was not mentioned by the BBC in its press release
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In other emails released by Labour tonight it emerges that it was former staffer Sam Matthews who actually wrote “I don't think it's a particularly strong case” re alleged anti-Semitism case... Labour says the BBC is reporting the “opposite” of the truth in this case

||||||||, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

abolish the BBC

||||||||, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:24 (six years ago)

I think we knew most of that stuff anyway - doesn’t sound like there’s anything new in this that hasn’t already come out in gabriel pogrund’s (similarly selective) reporting?

||||||||, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:29 (six years ago)

Someone leaked a WhatsApp post purportedly with HQ advice on lines to take and the melts are going apeshit, as if political parties don’t regularly coordinate a pushback on coverage they disagree with. Bet Alistair Campbell’s ones were pretty martial in comparison.

suzy, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:48 (six years ago)

generally horrifies folk to see how the sausage is made tho, unfortunately.

regardless of the substance of allegations - and the partiality and selective nature of reporting - this is going to stick with many people.

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:03 (six years ago)

the whole "when you become the story" adage and all that wrt spin doctors

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:04 (six years ago)

that ‘outrider’ leak has very big didn’t happen energy

||||||||, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:11 (six years ago)

Milne truthers are fucking obsessed with the outriders, who are like 5/6 people compared with the rest of the fucking media.

gyac, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:22 (six years ago)

it’s only ever people who hate them who refer to them as ‘outriders’ too - big red flag to me that it’s madey uppy

||||||||, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:26 (six years ago)

Interesting to see how this plays out, and I haven't seen the documentary, but every institution that has ever been accused of wrongdoing has gone into full PR overdrive at the rebuttal stage, often just as selectively. Unless this is a straight-up hatchet job in which case libel laws apply and we'll surely find out in time.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:53 (six years ago)

Dude came back after TWO HOURS to say the lines to take were for amateur people active on social media, not professional writers and commentators, who he impugned by not being clear about that, just to cause a shitstorm.

suzy, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:12 (six years ago)

A straight-up hatchet job.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:46 (six years ago)

shurely not!

calzino, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:04 (six years ago)

I didn’t watch this but I clicked on the link in almost dread lol

copy of the last tweet and a synopsis here: https://t.co/E5m9ZnEpRB

— Gareth Jones (@jonerr) July 10, 2019

gyac, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 22:54 (six years ago)

Did anyone here actually watch this?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:13 (six years ago)

I wouldn't call it a straight-up hatchet job without watching it first.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:19 (six years ago)

Sorry, I wouldn't have called it a straight-up hatchet job without watching it first.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:20 (six years ago)

I'd rather open a fucking vessel than actually watch it. I've already done a 3 to 4 hour labour AS shift on R4 during Today/PM listening this week, sometimes you have to look after yourself.

calzino, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:37 (six years ago)

Funny you should say that but one of the participants said he contemplated committing suicide by jumping off the roof about Jennie Formby's office o_0

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:38 (six years ago)

above, not about

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:39 (six years ago)

I did! The Jewish rank and file party members were people I sympathised with, because nobody should have their ethnic or religious characteristics denigrated by people in the same political party, even through ignorance. Nobody in a political party should be allowed to be racist to anyone. Jewish people in the compliance unit obviously trawled through shitloads of horrible comments, memes and posts as part of their jobs and became anxious and depressed. Moderators for newspapers can experience similar. When they got to the bigger fish like Matthews and McNicol, they came off like witnesses who coordinated their testimonies at trial. And I am disinclined to trust the reporting of a self-described islamophobe who made previous documentaries unfair to Corbyn, especially in the light of how certain emails and the NDA issue were handled. There are obviously people deliberately spinning half a fact instead of showing things in their entirety that would change the context.

However, I swear the murky soundtrack was going to bust out into that foghorn bit from Scooby Doo, and the editing and aesthetic choices seemed designed to piss off the left side of the party because: representation and incense the right of Labour because: they fell short of proving anything about LOTO being AS-friendly (but enough stuff for Tom Watson to tweet about how ‘chilled’ he was by the party situation). Perhaps ‘chilled’ was not the word baggymp should have used.

suzy, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:43 (six years ago)

tbf Boris has done his best to help out the Labour Party by his "Whatevs" reaction to this Lil' Kim Darroch story.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 23:52 (six years ago)


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