Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

pic.twitter.com/egMsLRbSOx

— James (@Gilofthepeople) July 8, 2019

Mark otm re Jason Cowley

ok i know this is niche and a lost battle and i am a professional proofreader and therefore have standards no one else grasps or acres about but MILIBAND ONLY HAS ONE L u fuxors

xp

someone repost the medium article on all the weird right wing astroturfed newsletters

ok i know this is niche and a lost battle

you're right, you should take the l

billie holiday
mahatma gandhi
the miliband brothers (and their sainted dad)

maybe it's good to also be enraged at things which haven't yet gathered political torque >:(

"A typical comment made by 12 year olds while arguing on mainstream Youtube music videos" :D

(context: i knew what take the L means w/o knowing what the L actually stands for, a quick check on urban dictionary supplies further relevant information)

a decent step up from my usual standard of posting iow

Well, I’m writing for Tortoise now, and their remit is long reads and news features - thankfully NO thinkpieces so far.

millions now living will never think

Great misspelled political names

Miliband
Khan
Corbyn
Cunt

xxxp still way above the quality threshold required for posting itt

The #AbolishEton proposal doing the rounds in Labour constituency parties also commits to wholesale seizure and "redistribution" of all property - buildings, money, investments - belonging to all independent schools. https://t.co/ww2Vz6wLzA

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) July 9, 2019

shut up and take my vote

is the "redistribution" of all property in quotes because they are planning on keeping it all for themselves (ha ha ha skeletor laugh jpeg)

this needs to be done w/ extreme care i.e. as sneakily as possible

I’ll tell the communists, there’ll be no tanks on Eton’s lawn tonight.

they are giving it all back to me iirc

i for one support the establishment of the mark s academy for sub-editing, proof-reading and posting

Because nothing says 'having a completely normal one' more than emailing me pretending to be my dead father. pic.twitter.com/UH9uOHZczX

— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) July 9, 2019

that is so fucked up.

Eeee by-gum!

hmm... perhaps the perpetrator has a background in linguistics.

Early Left favourites to succeed Kate Hoey in Vauxhall are @PeoplesMomentum chief @ParkerCiccone (lives locally) and Katy Clark, ex-MP and senior staffer to Corbyn (lives locally, daughter at local school). Should be fascinating selection as centrists still influential in CLP.

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) July 8, 2019

dunting-kruger submit post

(ok that joke has only been made once to date on twitter)

I bet Amy Lamé has a try, she nearly got Tessa Jowell’s old seat and has a lot of influential centrist pals obvs.

If her record as Night Tsar is anything to go by then she would be a disaster.

the night tsar commands an army of the undead from east of the wall, one assumes

Well, she’d climb over dead bodies to reach a photo opportunity with aNoThEr LaBoUr CeNtRiSt, so I reckon she is oblivious to the criticisms levelled at her by the little people.

Bercow selected the McGinn amendment (gay marriage in NI) but not the Grieve amendment (anti prorogation)

Selections of Amdts for #northernIrelandBill. @ConorMcGinn NC1 on equal marriage selected, NC14 from Grieve on recall from prorogation is not selected. pic.twitter.com/eu1kQC7TdQ

— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) July 9, 2019

It wasn't Bercow doing the selecting iirc

Ah - ways and means? Then Laing or Hoyle.

WE DID IT !!!!!

The House of Commons has voted by a massive majority to introduce same-sex marriage in Northern Ireland if the Stormont Executive isn’t restored by 21st October.

Thank you to @Love_EqualityNI & the thousands of people who have campaigned for equal marriage. pic.twitter.com/TDalAw1VIg

— Conor McGinn (@ConorMcGinn) July 9, 2019

BREAKING: The UK's House of Commons has just voted 332-99 in favor of lifting Northern Ireland's ban on abortion! https://t.co/VE5xpsabq0 #TheNorthIsNext

— NARAL (@NARAL) July 9, 2019

99 problems but abortion ain't one <3

Tim Farron abstained

insert ultra-republican challop about how this is bad because it's colonialist here

(that would not be an earnest challop)

Sinn Fein have never been exactly red hot on the idea anyway.

sinn fein are woke tho, most progressive party in northern ireland

How quickly we forget the PUP.

Sinn Féin's Mary Lou McDonald and Michelle O'Neill are holding up this sign from the stage at Dublin Castle, where the #8thref overall result will be announced shortly: https://t.co/jjV8dfdvDz

Pic: Marga Jiminez pic.twitter.com/HiO6xvpt4U

— TheJournal.ie (@thejournal_ie) May 26, 2018

i mean they literally changed their policy last year and it's still not that great but compared to what's around them! also they were full-throatedly behind marriage equality at least

xp PUP may as well not exist it's so rump. a shame. ervine seemed like a good egg, if you ignore the bombing of civilians bit

I think it’s a joke to pretend SF were the reason these policies don’t exist in NI.

Evan Davies was quoting a dodgy outlier YouGov poll again when he said Labour are trailing behind the LibDems on PM earlier. The just out, latest ComRes poll has Labour 12 pts ahead of them.

I mean fuck all this shit until there is an election but ... y'know what a load of bollox!

evan davies was hi-fiving tom harwood on twitter last week

I used to think he might at least be slightly less a complete cunt than most of the bbc politics crew, just cos sometimes his interviews seemed a slightly bit more probing than say Keunsberg or Robinson.. but that is such a fucking low bar it's meaningless tbh.

He was part of the think tank that dreamt up the Poll Tax.

He was photoed with the Britain First cunts and claimed he didn’t know who they were.