Vegemite: banned in the U.S.A.

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are u frontin on cheesymite scrolls wilter?? good god

Executive Producer Wolf Dick (haitch), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

The new Vegemite won't be on the supermarket shelves until July 5 with the launch being forced on Kraft after the existence of the product became public.

are they worried people will download it from rapidshare or something

Executive Producer Wolf Dick (haitch), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Monday, 15 June 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

co-worker just told me while waiting for the coffee to brew that her son eats a vegemite sandwich every day at school, BUT in a bizarre twist he will only eat it if the two slices of bread are spread half with vegemite and half butter, then folded individually in a triangle shape. it's not even a sandwich at all if you ask me!!

kids are fuckin weird sometimes, for serious

Executive Producer Wolf Dick (haitch), Monday, 15 June 2009 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

If they called this shit Cheesymite and made it clear it is what it is - vegemite flavoured Kraft Cheese Spread - then all well and good. Otherwise blurgh.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)

lolstralians

what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Monday, 15 June 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)

;__;

wilter, Monday, 15 June 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

H i do <3 the scrolls!

sometimes they're just not vegemitey enuff tho.

wilter, Monday, 15 June 2009 02:17 (sixteen years ago)

trayce i reckon bakers delight might have a few words to say on your naming plan there

Executive Producer Wolf Dick (haitch), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah well they can shove it.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:39 (sixteen years ago)

Creamymite then.

ghetto nanna (sic), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:41 (sixteen years ago)

it might indeed

comedy cafe at the toxteth hotel (electricsound), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

Ewww.

I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

we got some vegemite from family friends in australia.

should i try this shit or is it super duper grossville?

Q and Not Gucci (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

there is only one way to find out...rub it all over a brown banana and scarf it.

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

i would hate to ruin the shock surprise

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

I think it is really delicious & I eat it lots, but most people's first exposure to it results in screams of "gaaah what the fuck"

basically if you're not the sort of eater who on tasting something weird goes "people like this? I wonder if I ate more if I'd start to like it too" then you should give it a pass

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

pro tip: the more you slather onto a piece of bread the better it tastes

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

see now if you are hoping to enjoy it I would say "start with a very thin coating" but I think jjjusten, not to cast aspersions, does not have the noblest of intentions here

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://cafecomritalina.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/vegemite-2.jpg

circa1916, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

Agreed. Also, works better on toast than bread. Grainy bread is better than white, with a touch of melting butter, a dabbed spread of vegemite. No, fuck it, white is great too.

paulhw, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

pro tip: if i like you and give you a "pro tip", i am probably trying to ruin your day for my own amusement

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

lord forgive me
the vegemite got me not knowin' how to act

Q and Not Gucci (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

i did a taste test on this + other weirdo aussie/NZ/britisher spreads here somewhere but i cant remember the thread title. i also had my poor unfortunate dog undergo the same trials.

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

fyi:

this looks to be "kids" vegemite or something, it has a cartoon kangaroo on it, don't know if that means its a slightly different version of vegemite or not

Q and Not Gucci (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

psst MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

note thread title is v incorrect

you're the fucking treasurer (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

what is marmite???

jjusten:

is vegemite basically australian lutefisk?

Q and Not Gucci (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

i have to think about that but uh maybe. pretty sure im still down with the bovril option above the others tbh.

does this stuff ever spoil? because i think i still have all three somewhere in my cupboard

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

the other thread title was a big fat lie.

estela, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

marmite precedes vegemite historically I think but an Aussie told me marmite was a "pale English imitation" and he said it with such conviction that I agree no matter what the facts of the matter are

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

protip: use a holepunch and punch a hole in a brown banana. squeeze out all the contents. using a syringe, inject the same brown banana with vegemite. eat said banana w/o peeling.

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

xposts otm: best on toast with melted butter, teeny tiny scrape of vegemite. White bread is kind of a must.

Salada worms are awesome too (too much vegemite in this picture imo)

http://www.howdoyoulikeyourvegemite.com.au/images/type-photos/9.jpg

Marmite = ass

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

uh I'm pretty sure that cracker is infected.

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

ahhhhhfghghghhhhh

Kool G. Frap (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

lolll

you're the fucking treasurer (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

;_;

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

I used to love making the vegemite/butter wormies with my saladas or .. those other crackers I forget the name of wtf is wrong with me.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

Also I <3 JD even more now because he reps for the Vegemite.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

Marmite is awesome, you fools. But I fear this is an argument that may cause permanent war between Australia and the UK.

emil.y, Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

guys, they're all terrible

156, Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

no no no...j0hn sez vegemite roolz. case closed.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

'zactly.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

look you guys let me break it down for you what quality snacking is all about. get some crackers. then get you some nice sharp cheddar cheese. slice the cheese into cracker-sized pieces. spread vegemite on one cracker, place slice of cheese atop vegemite, top with other cracker to form the immortal cheddar cracker vegemite sandwich of destiny. snack and be happy. have a cooper's if you are still thin enough to be drinking beer and have a club soda if you have had to bid a sad farewell to beers.

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ Would definitely agree if Vege- was replaced with Mar-.

Although if your waistline can't take beers I'm not sure what it's doing with cheddar.

emil.y, Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

I am unlikely, after eating a cheddar cheese cracker or two, to feel compelled to drink 8 16-oz bottles filled with cheddar cheese, and indeed unable to resist the temptation to do so, all the while insisting that those around me join in -- my treat!

key difference

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

I envy your restraint. This may be why I'm getting a tad porky.

emil.y, Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

man I would really like some cooper's right now

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

Would drink all this bottles of cheese fwiw.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

Love Marmite, not too bothered about Bovril... does Vegemite taste like either?
My jar of Marmite in the cupboard is hardly touched, though, as I can't find any bread nice enough (that isn't sourdough etc) to do it justice.

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)


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