Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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Always worth a revive, that

Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 19:57 (six years ago)

I'm sure Ed Davey's son won't even need a ehcp plan and will get everything he needs privately. But fucking hell .. what a staggeringly reductive and evil thing to say about your own kid on the radio ffs! Fuck these LibDems forever.

calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:04 (six years ago)

Christ, imagine hearing your dad say that about you. “Not what we wanted but we made the best of it.”

gyac, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:05 (six years ago)

I can!

calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:07 (six years ago)

You deserved a better dad!

gyac, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:09 (six years ago)

That’s horrific - I can only hope he gets dragged by every decent person for this.

suzy, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:12 (six years ago)

He won’t be. George Osborne got booed at the Paralympics and nobody cared.

gyac, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

this wasn't a live gaffe either, it was a pre-recorded interview with oily Nick Robinson.

calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

As I say, sadly it's one of the cliches of a certain kind of disability patronization.

Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:35 (six years ago)

"You know, it's like going to open an account at LK Bennett and finding the company's gone into administration"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:47 (six years ago)

could you imagine being so relaxed with that kind of cold dead-eyed disablist speak about your own kid that you can say it on national radio and not think you sound like a complete piece of shit? But that does kind of sum up the libdem party perfectly tbh.

calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:52 (six years ago)

That's Sir Ed Davey to you, by the way.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:54 (six years ago)

BREAKING: Labour down to 18%, record low in poll

CON 24%(+2)
BREX 23%(+1)
LDEM 20%(+1)
LAB 18%(-2)
GRN 9%(-1)

📉Lowest ever rating with @YouGov back to 2002

📉Only time as low as 18% was IpsosMORI in May’09

📉57% of Lab ‘17 voters back other partieshttps://t.co/DdJkLH2g8b pic.twitter.com/WJrZaHwXXv

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) July 3, 2019

oooooooof

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:25 (six years ago)

lads, it's YouGov

imago, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:27 (six years ago)

https://britainelects.com/polling/westminster/

yougov co-founded by that fucking clown Zahawi and consistently out with every other pollster.

calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:34 (six years ago)

the same YouGov that "discovered" most people don't care about trains, the same day of a huge season ticket hike etc...

calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:38 (six years ago)

(jiminvancouvertoolong)!

calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:41 (six years ago)

i know it's yougov

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:44 (six years ago)

oh right your initial "oof" didn't quite show that level of awareness.

calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:46 (six years ago)

yougov is usually, what, a couple points out of the rest?

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:49 (six years ago)

https://britainelects.com/polling/westminster/

calzino, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:51 (six years ago)

jesus

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:52 (six years ago)

got a flag for each of those polls

nashwan, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:55 (six years ago)

I don't trust any polling company that sounds like a cockney bootblack replying to his city gent customer who has asked what he thinks of him.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 21:56 (six years ago)

jiminavan has been like this for a couple of days. Here he is on the Dem primary thread. Give it a rest, jiminavan!

Whoever is the candidate will lose to trump

― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink

But especially biden

― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 bookmarkflaglink

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 4 July 2019 07:35 (six years ago)

That’s a really awful nickname, like even Trump comes up with better nicknames than that.

gyac, Thursday, 4 July 2019 07:36 (six years ago)

even Trump

no "even" needed, Trump is good at nicknames!

anvil, Thursday, 4 July 2019 07:40 (six years ago)

I am following Trump by not being good at nicknames blame Trump!

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 4 July 2019 07:47 (six years ago)

Comrade alphabet confirmed crypto, <redacted> to thread

gyac, Thursday, 4 July 2019 07:52 (six years ago)

I'm not saying Trump is good, but this is pure Trump Derangement Syndrome, if we're not able to acknowledge his successes it makes our criticisms less credible. He IS good at nicknames, why deny it? And he was good when he told the 7 year old kid he was too old to believe in Santa.

I agree the other stuff is bad though

anvil, Thursday, 4 July 2019 07:54 (six years ago)

Jiminavan will come along shortly and tell you how good Trump is don't worry.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 4 July 2019 07:58 (six years ago)

The polls all contradict one another right now - Survation got closest in 2017 and they have Labour very slightly in front but it's tight. Basically it's all extremely frothy and prone to change right now for the following reasons:

- we have one party with an unpopular leader and unclear Brexit policy vs two where we don't know who the leaders are going to be. But the candidates' Brexit policies are publically at least pretty consistent, especially now Hunt is entertaining No Deal to win votes. There's a huge amount of wishful thinking going on about both the Tories and LibDems.

- frustration with the main parties for spending the summer pissing around or edging slightly in one direction at a time of national crisis. Although I suspect there's also a bigger, quieter constituency who are relieved to have a break from Brexit I doubt that has much effect on the polls.

- more importantly there's a very big chance of a major political and/or economic shock coming in the autumn that no one has really priced in. The whole picture is going to be shaken heavily.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 July 2019 07:59 (six years ago)

Oh also the Brexit Party share in the polls may not hold up once we hit an election campaign and a lot of it might just return to the Tories.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:00 (six years ago)

What sort of political shock?

suzy, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:15 (six years ago)

An economic shock could come at any time, I’m not sure there are any political shocks left, although stumbling into a no deal Brexit would be a non surprising event that would be a shock. Death of prince phillip or her Madge is always looming.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:20 (six years ago)

Death of Frank Field.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:23 (six years ago)

It would still be a political shock (as in a shock to the system, not a surprise) if the new PM failed to secure the support of Parliament and the government collapsed.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:25 (six years ago)

when the process of decentralization begins, national voting intention polls for GEs will be pushed into the pit

ogmor, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:25 (six years ago)

FF is the seventh seal iirc.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:27 (six years ago)

Death of prince phillip or her Madge is always looming.


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coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:27 (six years ago)

Even now these polls tell us very little about voting patterns at constituency level and the presence of the Brexit Party has created an unstable element that could tip constituencies into surprising results.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:29 (six years ago)

indeed

ogmor, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:30 (six years ago)

Yeah basically:

If, as polls consistently show, there are four parties on around a quarter of a vote, Electoral Calculus projections cannot tell you what outcome that would produce when plugged into our electoral system.

— Stephen Bush (@stephenkb) July 3, 2019

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:34 (six years ago)

it is ONE poll in a time when there is a lot of froth and nonsense. regardless, LDs too evenly spread to convert many seats under FPTP; Never Tory voters will have more chances to back LAB than LDs; and, BXP, while evenly spread out too, are strong in tory constituencies. terrible poll for tories, particularly given how Hard Brexit the leadership contest has been. though concede MDC is probably right that many BXP voters will return to the fold in a GE

||||||||, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:38 (six years ago)

Sorry but people vote differently in a GE & the next one will undoubtedly be high stakes. It’s ok to vote Lib Dem in a Euro election when they don’t have a chance of running your country, but minor parties tend to get squeezed in uncertain elections & that’s what happened last time.

gyac, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:50 (six years ago)

more than any polling which is often from samples of 1200-1600 people. I take more heart from the levels of shitting it on display recently.

calzino, Thursday, 4 July 2019 08:56 (six years ago)

1200-1600 is a pretty sound basis for polling though, provided it's not just "your mates' mates"

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 July 2019 09:24 (six years ago)

I’m sure the 12ft lizzards can time the death of Phillip for greatest political effect.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 4 July 2019 09:25 (six years ago)

And any Tory government can milk that hoard old crust for everything it’s worth.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 4 July 2019 09:26 (six years ago)

Does anyone seriously believe that the IMF are going to give the top job to George Osborne? I know he's pretty much the only candidate the bookies have heard of but even then why would they go for him over Carney?

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 July 2019 10:09 (six years ago)


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