Star Trek: Classic or Dud?

Dax was written in some conflicting ways in the early seasons. In one episode she'll be playful while being groped by Ferengis, the next episode she'll be scared by a big spider.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_ISDiwXkAAxwPO.jpg:small

J-LP, his dog, and a vineyard? Hell yes. I truly hope there is zero space travel in this show.

Turns out it's all about his 24th century cooking reality-holodeck show.

hope the dog's name is number one

Guess what...

His name is NUMBER ONE.
I KNEW IT. #picard pic.twitter.com/5OpHQI2j8f

— Ani Bundel 🔜 #SDCC (@anibundel) July 10, 2019

Calling it: dog has internal monologues voiced by Jonathan Frakes.

big reveal at the end of episode one: riker’s brain is in that dog

lol jinx

"Lead the away team."

"Ruff."

'Whatsamatter, boy? Does Number One need to number two?'

In all seriousness, I'll be thrilled beyond words if this show winds up being nothing more than a slow and meditative series about a geriatric ex-space captain puttering around in his vineyard.

This week: Jean-Luc takes a bushel of surplus grapes over to his neighbor's and they sit a spell. Also, Number One has an encounter with a mischievous mouse.

This is gonna be on amazon in the uk. Discovery was on netflix. Pricks.

They just need to make every episode on par with The Inner Light and they’ll be fine

This is gonna be on amazon in the uk. Discovery was on netflix. Pricks.

who are you mad at

I think there's ire enough to spread evenly among all of the streaming services who feel that customers should pay $10.99/mo. for the 1-2 non-garbage original series they offer.

As much as I want to see this show there is no way I’m subscribing to cbs all access

https://trekkiefeminist.tumblr.com/post/65758607073/tng-7x14-sub-rosa

A friend reminded me of this forgotten (by me) episode and holy shit.

that episode is astonishing on many levels

I think there's ire enough to spread evenly among all of the streaming services who feel that customers should pay $10.99/mo. for the 1-2 non-garbage original series they offer.

neither of those services have produced either of these series

I'd be lying if I said I didn't occasionally (frequently?) half-ass a post in eager anticipation of a patented sic correction.

'Beverly's Gothic Travails' is a thoroughly wackadoo Trek installment.

omfg:

The swimming lesson that wasn't. Our foster pibble Ginger is perfect afternoon company. @ASPCA @WagsandWalks #AdoptDontShop pic.twitter.com/yDWiXbCSXS

— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) March 9, 2017

a patented sic correction

I asked a sincere question, shrug emoji

ok a sincere answer: I'm mad at cbs for switching from netflix which i subscribe to to amazon which i don't; less selfishly, as OL says i am mad at the fragmentation of streaming services, which completely destroys the whole point of them.

that is in no way the point of them! but it's not really important for this thread to lurch down that road

Yeah in terms of 'point' it's like that thing where television programs basically exist to fill time between commercials.

Bit spoilery about guest stars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbXy0f0aCN0

One is not surprising, the other... not exactly leftfield, but pretty close (centerfield).

Curious about the Vulcan ninjas though!

not gonna lie, i’m psyched

i just watched all of discovery, which other than some ploddingly dubious klingon-scheming scenes and a slightly overextended season 2 finale, was hella dope

so i am down for this. despite what people say about abramsification and greater proximity to star wars fitey fite of late, it seems like they now know how to make short-form seasons play to their strengths.

and gawd if there's one thing i don't miss from the enterprise- or pre-enterprise-era shows (not sure how far back it goes) it's the CORNINESS, glad someone scared the nerds out of thinking that was ever a good idea

Trailer makes it look a little plot-heavy - like something they just plugged Picard into... but I’m still curious

why was Data in a drawer?

there was no space in the garage

Tribute to Agent 13 on Get Smart, maybe?

God knows I watched more GS than TNG

can't wait for this. no i'm not going to subscribe to cbs all access, this will be pirateland for me.

I'm cautiously optimistic. The main positive about this so far is that fucking Nemesis won't be the last story featuring Picard and co any more. And it can't possibly be worse than that.

The real answer, and lol this is probably the first time someone bothered to write this ever, but NEMESIS SPOILER:

That isn't Data, but a prototype android. Data dies in Nemesis.

Oops, that is Data.

Do you think Data will still have the skunk hair from the TNG finale? They cleverly didn't show the top of his head.

I see that Bee decks still exist in the 24rd century. In TNG they used Kem decks, probably because they looked sci-fi-y.

Ive seen Nemesis and I dont recall Data dying in it, which says everything about how engaged I was with the plot at the time I guess, lol.

Did a bit of a squee when 7 popped up in trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GOumoL4MIQ

I had Nemesis and First Contact confused, Data sacrificing his human skin in the latter. Zero memory of the Nemesis plot aside from Romulans hellbent on revenge.

Spoiler alert on the second worst Star Trek movie I guess

my worst is generations, followed by nemesis, what's yours?

The Undiscovered Country followed by Nemesis

Oops, the Undiscovered Country is great, I mean Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is the worst

lmao at this early tom hardy eccentricity from the nemesis wiki

Tom Hardy made his only appearance in the Star Trek franchise as Praetor Shinzon, the leader of the Romulan people. Baird and Berman had been looking for someone who resembled Patrick Stewart but aged about 25 years younger; at one point they had considered Jude Law. Baird specifically wanted an unknown actor, and Hardy auditioned by tape after Stewart asked Hardy's agent if they thought any of their clients were suitable for the role. Hardy was filming Simon: An English Legionnaire in Morocco at the time,[4] and decided against using the requested piece for the audition. Instead he came into the possession of a full script for Nemesis and used a different part of the script, and filmed it partly nude.[5] He was flown to Los Angeles to do a screen test with Stewart, and Hardy later described his performance there as "appalling".

Is no one else unnerved by the notion of Picard keeping Data in a suitcase under his bed all these years

where else would one keep one's positronic fleshlight