ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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Absolutely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Ornaldo would've done a much better job than what we got.

― L@yn@ @. (L@yn@ @.), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

DAMMMNNN.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

I cannot wait til it gets cold again so I can wear my Ornaldo Bloomps shirt. Damn you, summer!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

I still can't believe that is Eric Bana and not, like, a young John Goodman.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

It seems kind of easy to believe, though.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get it.

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Or do you?

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

wait, where did you get a bloomps shirt ally?! note to anyone - i need one.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

I want an Ornaldo Bloomps sign to stick in my front yard for the next presidetnial election.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

the shirt needs to be mass-marketed.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE I ALREADY BOUGHT AN "UH" SHIRT, HOOK ME UP

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

THERE IS AN "UH" SHIRT????

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

Guys I just made my own Bloomps shirt. It's a blue sweatshirt with red lettering so it's very presidential. I should've known there'd be a market in this, I'll work on some merchandising as soon as we get our new computer!

EVERYONE KNOWS THERE IS AN UH SHIRT!!! http://www.zazzle.com/product/235609635764585640
I have the ladies raglan.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

I want an Ornaldo Bloomps sign to stick in my front yard for the next presidetnial election.

-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), June 23rd, 2006 9:47 AM. (JND) (later) (link)

― Persecuted Decals (ex machina), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I saw.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

I might actually do that up here too, even if we don't elect presidetns, or have a yard.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

i now live near president street and each time i pass it i look up and somehow expect the sign to say PRESIDETN

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

WLLI YONUG FOR FRITS LADY

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

I like how the column formatting made the last word so...

(wait for it...)

embarrasing.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes i see bloomps take down an elephant all hardcore and be like.....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

You guys know what you can do at neighborhoodies? You can tell them you want a hoodie that just says "ORNALDO BLOOMPS" on it. And they will send it to you.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

different fonts too

i've got a long neighborhoodies list but haven't gotten aound to it

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno if they'd really make ABERZOMBIE tho

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

They don't really seem to have standards or anything, don't worry.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

"ouch"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

This restored my faith in ORNALDO BLOOMPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFGL2GlfKxg

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

I want him to play Link in a Legend of Zelda movie. He could totally wear old Legolas clothes.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

Because that's the worst idea anyone's proferred on ILX yet?

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

because the main thing that makes japanese franchise video game heroes great is that they DON'T EVER TALK.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

"great"

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

as in "tanooki genitals"

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?

so, you've seen the little trailer of the yellow-wigged Link out there, right?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Well exc-use me, princess!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ stelng from star wares

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Well exc-use me, princess!

rofflez

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Why hasn't a horrible Zelda movie been made yet, really?

Instead, this guy made an AWESOME ZELDA MOVIE.

The Legend of Zelda: A Pain in my Ass

― Trayce, Saturday, 26 May 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

DAMMMNNN

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 June 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

WHOSE CAPATIN THE FLYING DUCTHMANN NOW YALL
BLOOMPS BLOOMPS BLOOMPS THATS RIGHT

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

BLOOMPS BLOOMPS SHAKE THE ROOMPS

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― Jordan, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

To consider a woman who flirts with Orlando Bloomps to be "hypersexualized" is, I think, setting the bar for hypersexuality a little low.

--Mae West

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

He took down that kraken thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

Watch out ILX, ORNALDO is a FAKE!

― Mr Noodles, Thursday, 18 October 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

he is the blacksmith

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/1/10/f_pollm_9b92574.jpg

dammmnnn.

― I DIED, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/1/10/f_speechm_ef98ce7.jpg

― I DIED, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

bloomps/obama '08

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

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