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Pinefox I am going to shush you again if you don't stop making me blush like this!! My name comes from a bull rider. This is a picture of him. He is the REAL TRACER HAND. His dad is a musician and has an album called Evil Things. I was emailed once by someone who knew Tracer Hand's father, and asked if I was the REAL TRACER HAND!! I had to tell her no.

http://www.gutsandglory.net/img/99.7-4.5.jpg

Gah, Paul Barman. AGAIN? I've got other buttons to push, you know.

― TRACER HAND (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Even though I used to think Tracer was a wizened old biker dude, Tracer is really even cooler than that. And wizened old biker dudes are cool...

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

If Tracer Hand worked at Radio Shack he would be sublime in his perfectness.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

(Children should not push the buttons on TRACER HAND's "publics".)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Tracer, if he was a beer he would be budvar or tiger.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

tracer hand and nathalie once totally gave me pocky!

― Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 20 February 2003 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

There is one sad thing about Tracer Hand: He is so popular that one cannot always get a moment alone with him.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 20 February 2003 01:33 (twenty-three years ago)

because he's MITCHELL! (oh wait wrong thread sorry)

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 20 February 2003 06:35 (twenty-three years ago)

tra-tra-tra-tra-tracer

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 February 2003 06:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Best person ever to run into at 3am on the subway on a Saturday night? Why yes, it would be TRACER HAND! Thank you for playing!

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 20 February 2003 06:38 (twenty-three years ago)

"he's always bustin heads/and jumpin in and out of beds"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 February 2003 06:39 (twenty-three years ago)

A quick Bombay update. I was not very successful. It is much harder to find women as I thought. No ads in papers, many taxi drivers don't speak english and so on. However, I found the Falkland street district and paid 200 rupees for 30 minutes. $4. Gotta run, more next time.

― Timmori Ballou, Thursday, 20 February 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

From Popbitch:

>> Spacey's hand tracer <<
Kevin has the weirdest stalker

Kevin Spacey has a very creepy stalker in London.

The fan is obsessed with his Spacey's hands.
Every time she manages to get into an event he's
at, she brings paper and marker pens so she
can trace them.

Spacey usually complies, and once even offered
to take his shoes off and let her draw round
his feet.

Strangely, the nutjob turned this down.

(Do you SEE?!)

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 20 February 2003 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

somehow as you peel the layers off the enigma just gets more wrapped:

Where the Shadows Are Deepest: In Search of James Hand

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 24 February 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

there's a local "urban" tv channel (think south africa's answer to BET) called "channel o" and whenever they advertise their website, they show a user logging in with the handle "tracer". maybe that's weird or something. tracer hand is neat.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 24 February 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

every time that ad airs i have to run over to my computer and log onto their fugging website, sometimes at 7am in the morning!

you're neat, too, mitch..... HAND!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that TRACER HAND should write an article for Freaky Trigger.

An article that is not about hip-hop.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 25 February 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Cos you have dibs on that Pinefox?

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Piefops represent

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 12:51 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...

It's Tracer Hand's own thread!

― the pinefox, Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, yes it is.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

he has been felled by plucky british germs.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean TRACER HAND.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Traitor Hand.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Jerkface.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Who?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Kahuka Hand.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Who?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

From what I can tell, he's kind of like a happy-Lou-Reed-type figure with a lot of funny stories. He lives in London now.

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

He has no funny stories. He's totally boring and uninteresting. His hands bleed a lot.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

My mistake.

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, don't make it again. He's a mean, mean man and he left me to rot in a godforsaken hellhole and we cry every night in NYC now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

He's just a wizened biker dude.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but he was our wizened biker dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cobbsociety.com/images/cobbbacklogo_med.jpg

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 9 October 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer Hand thinks Vice magazine is funny and well-written, and says so in 8 words, whereas I need 80,000 and still fail to convince anyone.

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer needs to get better, so he can continue to show Brits how true madness is done.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pretty sure he's not that good at "true madness"

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.angelsharleyevents.com/mickthumbup.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/turbonegro/rawkeli.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 9 October 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer Hand is missed not only in New York, but on the west coast, where he doesn't even live, as well. TRACER HAND.

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 9 October 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

we hav3 him now and have killed him with germs

― ed@ns, Thursday, 9 October 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer is great - he made a point of doing some crazy handshake with me last night, so i felt like i was 'down' with him, it was great...

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 9 October 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

he does that with everyone

that whore!!

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 9 October 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I have TRACER HAND caught like a duck in a noose.

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 9 October 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

Does anyone know where I can find the thread where Tracer talks about dancing to imaginary house music because of drugs? That is still my favourite thing ever written on ILX.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 27 March 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

once I was so high at a show...

The whole thread is just killer.

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

it looks liek you confused tracer head with mr diamond nordics!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope:

that afterwards, back at home, head bobbing, etc. I yell out to roomie "why'd you turn the music off?" and he's like "what music?" He comes back in. He's looking at me like a lab specimen. "The stereo's been off the whole time." I look down at my hands. They look huge. "What did you think you were listening to?" Sheepishly: "really good house music!!"
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), April 10th, 2003.

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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