SUMMER NIGHT CITY: An ILX Gay Thread

Gotta make way for the Homo Superior

Yeah make way for the Homo Superior! I can dig that.

Reverend, my whole computer died about an hour ago. My whole laptop had a freakout. I thought maybe someone was spying on me and just didn't like gays because there I was talking to you and it was really dramatic, all of a sudden the lights on my computer went OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON really quickly and then it fucking died, man. The whole goddamn thing is dead, now. I'm not just drunk, either, I really tried hooking it up to other power outlets, that fucker is dead.

I'm on Windows 98 now, internet on dial up. Anyway sorry Rev. It was horrible.

A middle-aged black guy with a close-trimmed moustache. It's totally bugging me.

OMG Billy Dee?

Alfred did you see my Hall & Oates thread revive?

Gayz if you think it gets better than Gabriel, you're RONG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdD6L4cKKU8

I almost went walking all the way to the store for that CD, but they said they didn't have it. Bastards. GOOD OLD FASHIONED ENGLISH STUFF! I've even got the CD from the new Mojo magazine with Sandy Denny on it. So you can't even fuck with me right now. Sorry, try again later. BIMBLE LIKES OLDE TRADITIONAL ENGLISH FOLK MUSIC, NEWS AT ELEVEN.

My friend is still asleep in my living room. I want him to have a good sleep. I saw him out there on the couch, dead to the world. I love him so much, and when he wakes, we'll go to the cemetery again.

Thanks Morbs.

anyway just double click on that link if it doesn't work for you. Peter fucking Gabriel goddamnit. That's what I said, Peter fucking Gabriel.

Man. Have not posted here in FAR too long.

Had a date Wednesday with the adorable boy from the bar last week. Went to see J'ai Tue Ma Mere pretentious Quebecois art film that won a ton of stuff at Cannes starring a totally hot 19/20 yr old gay writer/director. After five months, finally managed to ask someone out, so of course it would be a doozy. Dude bolted within five minutes of the end of the film cuz he was tired or not hungry or something. *sigh* At least I got to see a good movie, and hopefully it won't take another five months now for me to make a move on someone.

In other news, I accidentally came out to my grandparents over a steak dinner tonight.

OMG Billy Dee?

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― Brundlefly (kenan), Sunday, June 14, 2009 11:12 AM Bookmark

Haha no, definitely younger than him, 55-ish and lighter-skinned.

I just came out to my parents like 2 minutes ago. Woah.

oh shit!

I wish I was there to get you a drink. You won't feel the effects until an hour or so later.

shit is crazy

Or...actually no it isn't. There was no drama involved at all. Liberal parents take the fun out of everything.

how did it end?

Uneventfully? My mom said she already suspected. My dad barely said anything.

Don't be surprised if there's "blowback."

What do you mean by that?

more blowjobs

Delayed reaction...Dad asking you a question or making a remark tomorrow or a few days later when you least expect it.

more blowjobs

This should start happening immediately.

The one thing that did annoy me was my mom telling me to use protection, which in addition to being so high on the "no fucking shit" scale, she never said anything to me like that when I've been dating girls.

xp: Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. He isn't quite as open-minded as my mom is, but open-minded enough, though. I've heard him make mildly homophobic comments, but I've also seen him tear down my grandpa's anti-gay arguments with ease.

But, you know, I've heard myself make mildly homophobic comments, too, so I'm not really holding anything against him.

I have a sandwich next to that I'm finding impossible to eat.

next to me

I intended to eat it before making any pronouncements, but things just kinda had to happen when they did.

Oh man, you gayz. I love this thread. Congats on the coming out, Rev.

I'm having a Kate Bush moment, though. And I don't know how to deal with a Kate Bush moment without the gayz.

Turangalila, please come back honey. Please. Don't be mean.

Alfred, I bought these goddamn Genesis LP's and when I play "Turn It On Again" on vinyl, it's like the whole sunshine loves me.

But my friend can't come to my house anymore. He's going to see his momma and dadda and I tried to sound cheerful on the phone when he told me he wasn't coming over.

But I don't care about all this gayz, I need Kate Bush fans. We're going to start a fucking Kate Bush army over here, you hear me? SIGN UP FOR KATE BUSH NOW. I mean...

I'm not in the mood to fight. But surely someone on this thread reading my words likes Kate. That's all I can hope for.

Thanking U.

"Turn It On Again" is one of my favorite Genesis singles.

an ex-roommate turned me on to "keep it dark"

Keep It Dark!

Honey you can't imagine what I've gone through to find this goddamn Sheena Easton picture that is on my wall. I know it looks lesbian but I told you I don't care about lesbians. I can't date them, we don't fucking agree at all, not at all.

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn306/Floridian_20/SheenaEastonMoney.jpg

The one thing that did annoy me was my mom telling me to use protection, which in addition to being so high on the "no fucking shit" scale, she never said anything to me like that when I've been dating girls.

Unsurprisingly common in my experience, or at least among the gays I know. It doesn't make sense, but if that's the furthest they go on the "stupid fucking questions" list, consider yourself lucky.

Surmounter, I pulled out my Kate Bush 45's box set. Thinking of U. Thanks.

Kate Bush b-side "The Empty Bullring" if you don't play that then you can't be my friend

do you know it was actually a gay dude who introduced me to her?

The girly dude called me back. I mean...

He's going to go home with me. thank fucking god

I told him what is between my legs, he didn't care.

but I have to go meet him at the goth club. goth tonight.
He's going to go home with me thank fucking christ.

eric h do u drive a volvo and wear a blue shirt?

He's going to go home with me. I've got him. Gayz, I've got a man in my man trap.

He's going to have sex with me thank fucking jesus of our lord. I don't even care if he doesn't. I told him I'd cook for him. Oh my god.

I've got him, dudez. I've got one.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2133/1565170110_66c061d935.jpg

lol

oh wow well done about that rev.

and well done on your date too alex!!

Congrats rev! I think my mom knows, too, but i'm afraid to say anything because i don't want to have a conversation about it?

how long was it?

Congratulations, rev. I mean... it that the right word? Condolences doesn't fit at all, but I can't imagine that the process is less than painful. There's not a good word for it. Maybe the Germans have one.

Good move, at any rate. Hugs and all that.

Maybe I have no place to say anything at all. My brother came out a couple of years ago, because he likes boys enough that he wants to have relationships with them, and the family should be prepped for that, I understand. I have a girlfriend, and have had one or another girlfriend for years, because I like pussy in a very sincere way. There was never much call for me to explain to my mom that I also think big fat cocks are hot. I mean, hell on earth, why would I say something like THAT? My brother doesn't have that luxury. I guess I can only empathize.

Thank you, kenan. I now have the vapors.

How do you mean?

A: "Hi! I arrived at your website looking for a definition of a term used in this era. The term is "the Vapors". I have heard a multitude of meanings and I hold firm to the definition that the vapors is flatulence. Can you either affirm I am correct or correct me if I am wrong?"

Better consult Victorian Dictionary...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vapors_(disease)

Basically, fainting or, better, swooning.

No I know what you meant, I was just trying to draw you out a bit.

Cuz....um...er....do I really have to say? (shuffles foot) You know what I mean... (blushes)

For some reason I can only hear "the vapors" in the voice of either Delta Burke or Rue McClanahan.

That's exactly the kind of voice I used. It's a positive thing. :)